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    The birth of Aphrodite’s oldest daughters wasn’t heralded by the loud crying of children, the shaking of the earth, or anything of the sort. Their birth was announced by an awkward Helios, asking if he could pick which girl would be his bride or if they would rather choose for him. The two gods, still basking in their afterglow, asked what girls he was talking about.

    The Titan of the Sun merely pointed down, and following his finger, Poseidon and Aphrodite finally saw who the blonde was referring to. In the space where the sand meets the sea, stood two confused-looking girls holding each other’s hands.

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    The story of Perseira Aphrodities, daughter of Poseidon with Aphrodite told through the eyes of those around her.

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    22 Jan 2026

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    After narrowly escaping his doom vessel, Ciaphas Cain, his malodorous sidekick Jurgen, and Inquisitor Amberley Vail found themselves drifting through the void awaiting rescue. Unfortunately, they found themselves in unfamiliar waters that will test their patience to no end. With no other recourse, our Hero has to navigate the insanity, or be consumed by it entirely.

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    06 Mar 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 33

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    When Sir Pentious arrives in Heaven, he needs a place to stay. Emily saves on paperwork when she remembers Molly and her mother have been saving rooms for people who were never making it home.

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    08 Feb 2024

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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    25 Jan 2024

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    The Republic sends a combat photographer to be attached to the 212th until further notice, citing the need for a morale boost. The clones make up a fake clone, citing the absolute fact that it is very funny.
    Somehow, these two things save the galaxy.

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    13 Jan 2024