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    Barton gets straight to the point, elbows blazing.

    “You’re sending us to chase fucking unicorns?”

    “The Loch Ness monster, actually.” Natasha takes her eyes off the file. “At least they’re not sending us after the Sasquatch? I hear Canada is still full of snow this time of year.”

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    A collection of unconnected short fics and ficlets, written for friends or from prompts, to while away endless flights, or to avoid doing soul-sucking things like taxes. Includes everything from mini-drama and humour, to Agents of SHIELD crossovers and A/Us. Ratings vary (mostly T, one M).

    Latest chapter: "Came Back Wrong". Bruce builds a machine to bring back the departed.

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    42/?
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    18,570
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    “Emm, JARVIS?”
    “Yes, Agent Barton?”
    “Can you tell me what ‘RPF’ stands for?”

    Clint makes a disturbing discovery on the computer.

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    2,451
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    36
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    59
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    5
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    "Alright, babe,” Clint says, using his most reassuring voice. “I know I’m not what you were looking for, but I’m here and Nat is in Central Asia, eating plov and shooting inconvenient warlords. Maybe I can help. I promise won’t screw with you - assassin's honour."

    Clint helps Yelena sort out her love life.

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    1/1
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    18
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    182
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    14
    Hits:
    1,184
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    Natasha puts the phone down with a deep sigh and turns to Clint, with a look that’s a mix of apology and abject terror.

    “Incoming! Alexei and Melina are coming to New York and want to spend Christmas with us. They’re arriving tomorrow.”

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    15
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    81
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    19
    Hits:
    820
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    “These two are such idiots. Why don’t they just admit that they are crazy about each other?”

    Kate and Yelena see a problem and set out to fix it.

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    28
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    98
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    17
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    881
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    “Let’s play a game," Clint says. "What, in our professional opinion, makes a decent safe house? Because SHIELD could sure use some pointers.”

    Hawkeye and Black Widow level out, in SHIELD-provided splendour.

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    104
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    12
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    825
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    "This is one of the most powerful objects in the universe and I am not letting you use it to buy your girlfriend a box of chocolates or some lingerie, Barton."

    Clint forgets Nat's birthday and goes to Dr. Strange for help.

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    2,668
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    1/1
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    1
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    21
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    83
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    6
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    450
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    The trials, tribulations, and occasional benefits of having gods, monsters, super soldiers, and master spies infiltrate your work place.

    (A 5+1, but the title would have been WAY too long.)

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    148
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    13
    Hits:
    1,051
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    Avenging takes its toll. Everybody is tuckered out and cranky; all Clint and Natasha want is a hot tub. Thor has a better answer: A field trip to Asgard.

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    96
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    7
    Hits:
    755
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    International Master Assassins are bound to run into each other in the line of work. (Hit and miss, so to speak.) Clint Barton and Natasha Romanoff are no exception. A different take on the "different call".

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    1
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    29
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    156
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    22
    Hits:
    1,200
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    "What’s it gonna be, lady? You gonna ask for something? Money? Jewelry? A better love life?”

    When Astronaut Natasha Romanov rubs a not-so-antique lamp, her life takes an interesting trajectory.

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    English
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    Barton and Romanov never have an extraction plan.

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    Hits:
    1,397
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    Bruce’s eyes wander over the lab with its monitors and screens, vials and miscellaneous machinery, all partially dusted in flour; the coiled rope and grappling arrow by the surgically cut glass of the window; and past the incubator, which is now at 275 degrees and rising.

    “I don’t know,” he says to Clint. “What part of this says home-made cookies to you, exactly?”

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    14
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    Clint turns to Yelena with a hopeful look in his eyes.

    “You wanted to kill a Barton, yes? Well, here’s your chance.”

    Language:
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    27
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    2,275
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    “I am here to kill Clint Barton," Yelena says. "But after what you told me in Budapest...about all that time you said you spent in the subway with him...I thought I would check with you first.”

    Language:
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    40
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    315
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    45
    Hits:
    2,414
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    “Valentine’s Day is a conspiracy of florists and the chocolate-industrial complex,” Clint declares. “A capitalist Ponzi scheme, designed to suck ’em in as early as kindergarten.”

    Natasha shakes her head. Such a lack of vision…

    “Yes,” she says, “love is for children. But think of the opportunities for emotional manipulation.”

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    39
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    188
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1,170
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    “JARVIS?” Tony says with a glint in his eye. “I need you do something for me.”

     

    He turns to the room at large, lifting his glass of whiskey in salute.

     

    “Let’s see what kind of shape our favourite assassins are really in.”

     

    Tony turns a routine SHIELD assignment for Clint and Natasha at the Sochi Olympics into something else altogether.

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    English
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    3,518
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    1/1
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    12
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    180
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    17
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    1,163
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    Hawkeye meets the Red Guardian. Alexei is not impressed.

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    53
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    379
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    70
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    3,099
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    The cat sits back and studies Clint as she might a large, tempting snack. There’s a collar around her neck, with a tag. Goose, it says. Odd name for a cat, but then this is a rather odd cat.

    Language:
    English
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    Comments:
    33
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    346
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    1,625

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