Almighty_Hat
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Maybe That Will Calm Him Down by Almighty_Hat for Celaeno, Liz_Tudor
Fandoms: Frankenstein (2025), Young Frankenstein (1974)
02 Feb 2026
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This is a silly little piece of flash fiction where I throw a character from one Frankenstein adaptation into another and giggle while imagining the results.
William makes sure Victor's tower has everything it needs, including, in this story, a housekeeper.
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Loop-De-Loop by Almighty_Hat for Cloud_Hater, Celaeno, Spector_Author
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
08 Jan 2026
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The multiverse is infinite, but there is ever and always only one Blurr-- alive, anyway. He lives, he dies, he remembers all his past lives, and he is extremely tired.
IDW-1 gave him hope that maybe, maybe, that loop would be the last.
Then he woke up in TFA.
Blurr decides to just-- just take this life off from caring. Sure, there's a load of lethal narrative coming for him eventually, there always is (there's a red-or-yellow speedster he'll have to show up, and probably a sacrifice play to make, a dramatic death that might be heroic or messy or both), but until then he's just going to let events shove him where they want him and privately grieve. He'll be more of a person, he promises himself, in the next life.
But this life does have a few surprises for him.
(Based on a Keferon AU, but you shouldn't need to be familiar with it to understand the fic.)
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- Part 15 of Keferon-Related Transformers Fics
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Upon The Brink of Becoming Acquainted by Almighty_Hat for Cloud_Hater
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
28 Dec 2025
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So, AnyMoreBrightIdeas read I Am Thy Creature and commented, among other things, "Blurr and Shockwave are getting so much thrown at them. So much." And that is correct, and I had an image of them lying tangled up in bed together, as they do, about 75% of the way through I Am Thy Creature, going, What the frag even was this day?
... So that's what I wrote.
Based, as so often happens, on Keferon's exceptional Spellbound AU.
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- Part 4 of From Ash and Dust
- Part 14 of Keferon-Related Transformers Fics
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I Am Thy Creature by Almighty_Hat for Cloud_Hater
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
22 Dec 2025
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Exact words are important, and it felt necessary to take some of what happened in Love And Fear and make it a bit more canon compliant, given recent updates.
Also, the demon chooses a name.
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- Part 13 of Keferon-Related Transformers Fics
- Part 3 of From Ash and Dust
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Love and Fear by Almighty_Hat for Cloud_Hater
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
28 Nov 2025
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He is only half a demon, with little experiential memory of his own, but he's tied to his summoner and a mech he doesn't know, yet, was once held in his own core. But they're suddenly not together, and he can only choose one mech to check on.
Or, in which the giant demon baby I came up with saw a recent Spellbound update and wouldn't stop growling.
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- Part 12 of Keferon-Related Transformers Fics
- Part 2 of From Ash and Dust
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Keferon-Related Transformers Fics by Almighty_Hat
Fandom Portal (Valve Video Games), The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
08 Jan 2026
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In this series, which is not chronological, or necessarily connected, I scream about various AUs by Keferon, but in ficlet form. Mostly Spellbound/Mimics/Monster Hunter based, but the TF Portal AU has bitten me hard at least once and may do so again.
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From Ash and Dust by Almighty_Hat
Fandom The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
28 Dec 2025
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Blurr's potion and spellwork successfully carved Shockwave out of the demonic shell that had trapped him, vulnerable and enslaved, at the mercy of anyone who summoned him. Weakened from the ordeal, the pair left the abandoned shrine where the deed was done, the only evidence of a magically-talented knight doing the impossible being the thick coating of purple ash and dust all over the shrine's gray floor. In this AU, Sentinel, a knight, a monster hunter, and a complete crankshaft, found that demonic detritus,
swept it uphad it swept into a neat pile, and restored what he thought was all there was of Shockwave to a state where he could be useful again.The resulting being is made entirely of demonic magic, with no condemned mech at his core. No spark to extinguish, no processor to wipe. He's still bound to obey Blurr's orders, and to answer Blurr without lies, because it was Blurr who summoned him, and he is Blurr's until Blurr dismisses him or dies.
He was only supposed to get a quick one-shot AU, but then something Happened to Blurr and he wouldn't stop growling until I started writing.
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Prompt: "Jurassic World/Harry Potter, Owen Grady + the raptor squad, so it turns out that dinosaurs created with snake DNA can speak parseltongue – which makes Owen training the raptors a little easier (and may change things with the Indominus completely)"
Owen Grady speaks Raptor, but it's a language he learned through immersion, the same way his girls learned English. Owen Grady also speaks Parseltongue, but that's because he's a wizard with a bonus gift. It doesn't change a lot about his work, until it really, really changes a lot about his work.
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Based on the Locket prompt by Para, here, with pairing borrowed from Lilithqueen's "You're dating the HELP?!" series.
The plot of Girl Genius is a delicate and intricate machine, and I'm sitting here throwing rocks in the gears. Please join me in rarepair hell for the adventures of Miss Agatha Clay as she falls hard for the dashing Jägermonster Jorgi! Watch as Agatha discovers the unique charms of sharklike grins! Laugh as Jorgi explains why Jägers are so irresistable to de vimminz! Despair as certain inevitable plot mechanics roll on without us! Facepalm at irony so thick you could spread it on toast!
An AU that grew legs and ran away with me: What exactly are the implications of a hidden Heterodyne falling hard for a Jäger and refusing to get involved in any stupid love triangles with more politically (and socially, and possibly ethically) appropriate suitors?
I will keep writing this until I feel like I'll run it up a lamppost if I go any further. Installment length may vary wildly. Working title for Part 9: Show.
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"Nice Car" Stories by Almighty_Hat
Fandom Knight Rider (1982), Transformers (Bay Movies)
09 Jul 2007
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I just need to get it off my chest (I'm more than you know) by ros3bud009
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
06 Aug 2022
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“He’s not gonna figure anything out because there’s not a single circuit firing in that pretty little head of his.”
Soulmate mark AU in which Swindle takes advantage of their common sparkmate marks to make a mark of Blurr, but then it goes too well.
Bookmarked by Almighty_Hat
24 Jun 2025
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The one where Swindle aims a sparkmate con at Blurr and Blurr turns out to be something else again.
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The Decepticons take some humans hostage during a routine energon raid.
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- Part 4 of Deconstructions
Bookmarked by Almighty_Hat
04 May 2025
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The one where the Decepticons find out humans can take Cybertronian languages as electives in school now.
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Dress Your Idol in Gold and Ashes by DesdemonaKaylose
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
29 Jan 2020
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The Prime is an intermediary between the planet and its God, a great honor full of rituals and mystical secrecy. Too bad for the powers that be, the new Prime is gutter trash from no lineage of note. And he's about to meet his God for the first time...
Rodimus has his flaws, but if you need a mech to make a brave and reckless stand, there's no one better.
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Bookmarked by Almighty_Hat
08 Mar 2025
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The one where Roddy decides to bust a god out of a gilded prison
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Eat Shit and Live, Blitzwing by iliterallydecepticanteven
Fandoms: Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers - All Media Types
20 May 2023
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The main three concerns on Emily's mind were working her job as an air traffic controller, counting down the days until he maternity leave kicked in, and working through the rough patch in her marriage. And it would all have been relatively simple and easy if it weren't for two giant alien jet robots throwing her airspace into chaos. Thankfully, she found the radio frequency for one of them, so she can tell him exactly how much she hates him.
(Or: Blitzwing and human air traffic controller have beef and yell at each other.)
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- English
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Bookmarked by Almighty_Hat
27 Feb 2025
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The one where Lugnut and Blitzwing take hostages and/or make friends with local humans mostly accidentally
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It Followed Me Home by inexplicifics for HeathenAlchemist
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
16 Jan 2024
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Serrit acquires a very unusual pet, much to everyone else's dismay.
Bookmarked by Almighty_Hat
04 Jan 2025
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The one where that's a really good name for a griffin.
(You should read all of Inex's Witcher stuff but I've read this one so many times it's just. Time to bookmark.)