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  1. Rec 15

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    The household of Earl Phaethon receives many marriage offers for both Phaethon siblings, all are turned down. That was until they received a unique marriage offer. The offer came from a commoner, not a noble. A wolf thiren of unknown origins offered himself up as a trophy husband. Intrigued, the siblings accepted the offer.

    An act of petty revenge turned into an opportunity Mockingbird couldn't refuse.

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    Hugo offered Lycaon up as a marriage candidate in secret as a prank but he fails successfully.

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    05 Feb 2026

  2. Rec 29

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    Before Belle, Wise, and Eous could escape Old Erudi, they encountered a sequence of dire events. In a final act of devotion, Wise sacrificed himself to save his sister from a life of suffering.

    Years later, Belle finally discovers a lead on her brother’s whereabouts. To bring him home, she will need the support of her friends—and specifically, the help of a certain wolf Thirien.

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    04 Feb 2026

  3. Rec 30

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    There was something unsettlingly compelling about Wriothesley — something other than just the allure of his blood. Neuvillette couldn't ignore it, and neither could he dismiss the nagging feeling that there was more to Wriothesley’s identity than met the eye. Or he was completely delusional, blinded by his blood lust. So…two fun options. A werewolf for a duke, or a mentally unravelling Iudex.

    Wriothesley is a werewolf, hiding his true nature. Neuvillette is a vampire, concealing his own secrets. As they uncover each other’s identities, giving in to every desire, their bond grows stronger—but with the discovery comes danger. Someone knows what they are, and they’re hunting them both.

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    02 Feb 2026

  4. Rec 51

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    You are Holly Moore and you committed a crime.

    The details of your crime you keep close to your chest but it was heinous enough to land you in the high security wing of a provincial women's prison.
    A few months in your life sentence you were approached by representatives from a company you had never heard of asking you to help them at a research facility off the coast of Norway. If you succeed your mission you would be let free, criminal record wiped.

    The catch?

    You. Are. Expendable.

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    Slow burn romance story about two people who have lost everything in a world that has nothing.

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    02 Aug 2025

  5. Rec 48

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    You couldn't die. You couldn't win. You couldn't leave. You were trapped, trapped trapped T̷̖͆R̴̠͖̾͑A̸̞̘͆͗P̶͓̏̊P̶̪͝Ė̶͕D̸͍͇̿̆-̵̮̇

    So might as well help out, right?

    Or; tired of being stuck in this endless cycle with nothing to do but die, you decide that you're just as much an entity and prisoner here as the rest of the creatures and take matters into your own hands. How so? By assisting Sebastian Solace and the_p.AI.nter (or just Painter) in delaying the retrieval of the crystal for as long as possible. You do this by tricking groups into trusting you before stabbing them in the back. If you couldn't leave, then by damnit you were going to make sure Sebastian and Painter could.

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    30 Jul 2025