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    In the end, Alastor decided that the residents of the hotel- his souls included- were about as pathetically charming as a collection of fascinating pets.
    And since he had been reliably informed that pets were endless sources of entertainment, he took to the idea quickly. There was never any doubt that he would be an excellent pet owner, as long as he kept in mind that was what he was doing.
    …It just turned out that, perhaps, his pets hadn’t gotten the memo.

    Or: Alastor’s 7 Step Guide to Proper Pet Ownership (+1 moment of confusion)

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    13 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Peak brw. Love the house of cards metaphor. Using this later