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It wouldn't be quite truthful to say that he used a persona when on cases. Persona implied some form of falsehood, as though the image that he portrayed when acting as 'Detective Blanc' was a construct used to prop up the false idol that all the hullabaloo surrounding his more infamous cases had brought about. In reality, Benoit Blanc had always prided himself on presenting himself exactly as he is. A proud heretic, consistently eccentric, and unapologetically queer in every sense of the word.
Instead, he was just… more, when on the job.
More, and somehow less.
Or, I am apparently incapable of not writing character studies about Benoit Blanc
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- Part 2 of ember goes insane over benoit blanc
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Why I care so much by ActuallyRandomPerson
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
14 Oct 2025
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not a fic!!! two different emotional rambles at two different points about why 'Basically, I'm Gay' and 'Are Dan and Phil in a Relationship?' are meaningful to me, chronically online queer phannie
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Mineta Watch by ActuallyRandomPerson
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Sep 2025
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"Aizawa Shouta: Well, I am sure it would reassure many of you to know that I have been working to build up a case to expel Mineta, if I were allowed to share this sensitive information with you all
Hagakure Tooru: why can’t u just Expel Him like u did with the class last year??
Aizawa Shouta: And I’m sure many of you would be understanding of the fact that Nedzu has decided that as I expelled ‘too many students’ last year, I must compile a large folder of evidence on why students should be expelled before doing so from now on
Aizawa Shouta: And I’m sure many of you would assist with this task by subtly obtaining video footage of his misdeeds and sending them my way so I could add them to my evidence bank
Aizawa Shouta: But alas, I cannot, as that would be overstepping my bounds as a teacher.
Aizawa Shouta: What a shame"Yes, this is yet another 1A group chat fic. Sue me.
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- Part 3 of here there be shitposts
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Sound of an Orchestra by ActuallyRandomPerson
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
07 Sep 2025
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Hizashi groaned, already resigning himself to the stress of having to piece together comprehensible notes off of what Shouta and Oboro took down, when the faint tchk of a small item hitting his desk reached his ears.
Lifting his head revealed a brand new packet of batteries sitting there, as if by magic. He stared at it for a second, waiting for his brain to engage, then glanced to the side when he felt a poke at his shoulder.
Shouta stared at him, deadpan, before flicking his eyes pointedly between the batteries and Hizashi's ears before turning back to the front of the class.
Oh.
Shouta must have—
Or, Yamada Hizashi gets hearing aids for the first time in his life. This is both more and less of an adjustment than you might have expected.
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- Part 4 of here there be shitposts
- Part 1 of hero!dabi verse
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Some part of Yuuri thought he'd be over this, by now.
It felt pathetic. It was pathetic. He's just won his fifth consecutive Grand Prix Final, was practically guaranteed to medal at Worlds, and instead of celebrating, he was sitting here.
In a bathroom stall.
Trying desperately to hold back his tears.
Or, Yuuri is the living legend of ice‐skating, and Victor is the latecomer who self imploded at his first GPF.
It... Doesn't actually change that much, all things considered.
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- Part 2 of dancing on the blades
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No Homo, but That's the Day I Fell in Love with You by ActuallyRandomPerson
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
05 Feb 2025
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"I needed your help with a surprise for Chim, Buck. If you want to let me in any time soon."
He rolled her eyes at her teasing, moving to the side as he gestured down the hallway in an 'after you' kind of way.
"I'm guessing you went by my loft and realised I wasn't there?"
Maddie looked back at him, bemused once more.
"It's a Saturday and you're off-shift, Buck. I came straight here."Or, Buck falls in love with Eddie on a Tuesday.
It just… Takes him a while to catch on to that fact.Series
- Part 2 of the weewoo show
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"Hey, Dad?" Chris asked. "How come I'm not allowed to date multiple people at once when that's what you're doing?"
Or, Eddie is a little bit oblivious sometimes, when it comes to dating.
It's good he has a kid to tell him what's up.Series
- Part 1 of the weewoo show
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Martha's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Year by ActuallyRandomPerson for the yoi peeps in the server
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
08 Jan 2024
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Martha Bailey is expecting a lot of things to come out of their next year of college.
What they aren't expecting is to show up to their first day of classes and discover that they're doing the same course as two of their favourite figure-skaters.
Or that no one else would seem to know that fact.
Or the conspiracy theories that everyone else's lack of knowing would lead to.
Maybe they should take that international internship they'd been considering. At least then they'd be away from the insanity of it all.Series
- Part 1 of dancing on the blades
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A continuation to the 2021 destiel drabble fic I made— not updated daily, unlike last year. Will usually be updated in bouts of 3 drabbles, unless one is particularly long!
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- Part 10 of things that spawn from the drabbles
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That Unwanted Animal by ActuallyRandomPerson
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
31 May 2023
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Jaskier didn’t believe Geralt at first.
Didn’t want to believe Geralt.
Him, part siren?
With his eternally youthful looks, constant success at drawing partners into his bed, and wonderful singing voice?
Fuck.
He was definitely part siren, wasn’t he?Or, Jaskier and Geralt figure some things out about his ancestry. Jaskier… doesn’t take it well.
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- Part 1 of What My Heart Yearns To Say
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If you, as a layperson, knew anything about Benoit Blanc, you knew he was an Eccentric.
For Phillip, well.
For Phillip, eccentric was just another word he could use to describe all the things about Blanc that had made him fall in love with the man in the first place.Or, a series of thoughts about Benoit and Phillip's potential canon dynamic and relationship, strung together to make a fic
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- Part 1 of ember goes insane over benoit blanc
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As he stepped forwards, Ed was grinning widely, even as he brandished his sword at Stede.
“Get off my ship, Bonnet, or I’ll be forced to make you leave myself.”
Stede raised his eyebrow, his judgement obvious even before he opened his mouth.
“Weren’t you the one who taught me to put a little more ‘oomph’ into things, Ed? Surely you can do better than that.”Or, Stede and Ed get their shit sorted weeks earlier than in canon. This... changes things
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- Part 4 of The Gay Pirates Zone
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This Ends Bad Then (We Knew It Would) by ActuallyRandomPerson
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Mar 2022
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“What is your business here?” Blackbeard asked, and Stede smiled lightly.
“I noticed you had a few of my things still,” he said, gesturing around the ship. “I wanted to talk to you, and figured I’d negotiate for some of their returns while I did.”
“The obvious ploy,” Ed muttered, before lifting his sword and pointing it at Stede. “Unfortunately for you, I’m not a big fan of negotiating with words.”
Stede sighed, lifting his sword in return.
“I was worried that might be the case.”Or, Stede and Ed reunite.
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- Part 3 of The Gay Pirates Zone
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For a while, Stede considered running.
Or, canon is an angsty mess so I'm pretending everything fine :)
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- Part 2 of The Gay Pirates Zone
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The first time Stede had caught Ed watching him, he hadn’t been sure what to make of it.
It’d been right when Blackbeard first came aboard, when their friendship was still very transactional and he’d felt like Izzy was breathing down his neck at every moment.
Ed had looked at him like he was a curiosity, a wonder, and he’d never stopped.Or, Stede isn't used to the idea that he's allowed to fall in love and have that love returned.
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- Part 1 of The Gay Pirates Zone
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“He’s stopped shagging other people, you know.”
Q sighed, turning in his seat to regard Eve with a raised eyebrow.
“I know you only heard the last bit of that exchange, Moneypenny, but you were a field agent once. I know you know very well what’s going to happen in half an hour or so.”Or, 5 times Bond flirts with Q, and the 1 time he accepts
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By the time Michael was 16 years old, he was mostly over his crush on Jeremy.
It wasn’t completely gone, unfortunately, but Jeremy was too good for Michael to not be a little bit in love with him. If any other genuinely decent options came along, or if he was able to gain some distance from the other teen, he was sure things would settle down in his brain.
Boy, did that idea end up being a fucking lie.AKA Michael's Big Gay Crisis: Redux
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- Part 3 of Chilling in Gay Panic
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Jeremy Heere was 16 years old the first (and hopefully only) time he almost irreparably fucked up the best friendship he’d had in his life.
He was also 16 years old the first time he realised he was in love with said best friend.
Surprisingly, those things were both more and less interconnected than they'd first seem.AKA Jeremy's Big Bi Crisis
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- Part 2 of Chilling in Gay Panic
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Michael Mell was 12 years old the first time he realised he was in love with his best friend.
Gotta say, it hadn’t been a fun couple of months for him while he figured all that shit out.AKA Michael's Big Gay Crisis
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- Part 1 of Chilling in Gay Panic
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On the Origin of Spiders by ActuallyRandomPerson
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
16 Jan 2022
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Predictably, the hype from everyone in the weeks leading up to the trip was at an all-time high. The chance to look around the tower, to be in the building where Tony Stark worked and several Avengers resided? It wasn’t an opportunity to be taken lightly, even if there was an almost zero chance that they’d actually meet anyone or do anything of importance.
AKA Peter Parker field-trips his way into superpowersSeries
- Part 2 of web slinging wonder