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Source of Autumn Song by likeseven
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Feb 2026
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Shen Qingqiu, Head Disciple of Qing Jing Peak, stumbles upon a rather interesting book in the streets around the Warm Red Pavilion. This changes everything.
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Shen Jiu, the original Shen Qingqiu, becomes a Yueliu shipper.
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17 Feb 2026
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good things don't learn from themselves by ZamalV
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jan 2026
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Shang Qinghua let out a long, shaky breath. “Right. Okay. Sure. No problem. I can work with that. That’s fine.” He shifted the baby in his arms, looking down at the tiny, squirming face, the damp lashes clinging together. “You hear that? As long as you make it to the sect, everything’s good. Easy quest conditions. No trauma required.”
Luo Binghe made a faint snuffling sound, unimpressed.
Shang Qinghua’s smile collapsed almost instantly. “Oh, gods, what am I saying?” He scrubbed a hand over his face, leaving another smear of drying blood. “I’m not qualified for this! I can barely keep myself alive half the time! You need—uh—you need a responsible, kindhearted woman from a humble background with good soup-making skills, not a chronically overworked peak lord-slash-spy!”
The baby responded by making a small, gurgling noise that sounded alarmingly like agreement.
“Don’t sass me,” Shang Qinghua muttered. “You’re, like, twelve minutes old.”
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Just another fic where Shang Qinghua ruins canon and gains a son.
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16 Feb 2026
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the (honey)moon represents my heart by funeralstrut
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Mar 2025
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On the first night of his honeymoon, Luo Binghe is struck by a curse that wipes his memories of the past day at midnight, every night. But it’s not all bad! In PIDW, the solution to this wifeplot curse was to give the victim the happiest day of their life—so Shen Qingqiu just needs to pamper Binghe for a day, right?! He was going to do that anyway!
…So why isn’t it working?
Is Shen Qingqiu really that bad at making his husband happy??
Written for the SVSSS 2024-25 Big Bang.
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16 Feb 2026
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a good hit below the belt by ZamalV
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Aug 2025
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“Bro… hear me out.”
“I don’t like the sound of that already.”
“What if,” Shang Qinghua began cautiously, “we just… let them kidnap us?”
Shen Qingqiu stopped dead in his tracks. “What?!”
“Think about it!” Shang Qinghua’s hands flailed, sleeves tangling in his own panic as he rushed the words out. “We know who they are, we know their whole deal. They’re not actually dangerous! Worst case, they tie us up a little—”
“A little?!” Shen Qingqiu’s voice pitched sharply upward.
“—in some vaguely suggestive positions—”
“Don’t involve me in your kinks!”
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In which Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua trigger a not so harmless wife plot.Bookmarked by AbsoluteZero
16 Feb 2026
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Don't your rules say not to make assumptions? by KizuKatana for humancorn
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Feb 2026
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The Cloud Recesses Guest Lectures were held every three years for disciples between the ages of fifteen and eighteen. They had three purposes.
The first (and the reason it was hosted by the Lan) was to provide a shared baseline understanding of the core cultivation topics that underpinned every sect while not divulging clan-specific approaches.
The second was to create opportunities for friendships and alliances that would reduce the chance of war between the clans.
The third, and most important, was for the clans to replenish their bloodline by finding compatible mates with strong cultivation skills. In the last month of the lectures, challenges to test compatibility may be issued.
Wei Wuxian challenges Lan Wangji, sure that they are compatible mates. The Lan refuse to allow the Challenge.
They come to regret it.
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16 Feb 2026