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  1. Rec 76

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    Oh come on! We don’t need to tell you how to use a shower gel, do we?

    Castiel glared at the instruction label on the back of the bottle. That was extremely condescending. And unhelpful.

    “Considering that humans must be trained as toddlers how not to defecate on themselves, I don’t see why not,” he told it.

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    All Miss Bennett wanted was to meet Sam Winchester's father once.

    So, she couldn't understand why Dean was always there in his place.

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    The first time Sam had called Dean 'Dad,' Dean had chalked it up to fever, but it didn't stop after that.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    cute

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    Dean is suddenly eating healthy and the world (i.e. Sam) is not prepared for such change.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    they’re so cute :>

  5. Rec 81

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    “I dunno what kinda wake up call you need, but this stops. You hear me?”

    Sam looks up, his expression blank. He doesn’t have to fight to keep it that way, because really he just feels numb. His palms tingle, the adrenaline and low blood sugar making him clammy with trembles. “It’s nothing.”

    “No, this is not nothing, Sam!” Dean shouts, harsh and angry. His eyes stare wide and heavy into Sam’s “Are you listening to me? This stops.”

    He can feel the acid eat away at his stomach, but something about the sensation is comforting rather than painful.
    Sam cannot really explain it, because he doesn’t fully know why he does it.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    i love them