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network connectivity problems by BasicBathsheba for great_merlins_beard
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
12 Jan 2019
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[UNKNOWN NUMBER]: (10:45): i mean like, how should I fix this
BAZ PITCH: (10:46): Why would I know?
[UNKNOWN NUMBER]: (10:46): you’re tech support?
BAZ PITCH: (10:47): I most definitely am not.
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08 Nov 2025
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White Lies (and pumpkin spice) by randomswedishgirl
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
27 Oct 2025
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“Those white girl, pumpkin spice lattes, annoy me!” Lance continued while laughing, trying to sell his lie as best as he could.
“I’m in love.” Keith joked back, but Lance's heart skipped a bit, as if the barista actually meant it. Lance smiled even wider to conceal his nervousness. “Name?” Keith asked with a small smile.
Lance tucked a loose strand of hair behind his ear - he really needed to get a haircut - and fluttered his eyelashes at Keith. He was cute, and Lance was not afraid to shoot his shot. Especially not now, after abstaining from his favorite seasonal beverage in order to impress Keith. He licked his lips while putting on a slightly sultry expression, before giving the barista his answer.
“Señor Awesome." And with a wink, Lance effectively made Keith's eyes widen, as he stared at him in disbelief.
or…
Lance is a fall enthusiast through and through, but he really wants to impress his cool barista. A little white lie won’t hurt, right?
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- Part 1 of Holiday Klance
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21 Oct 2025
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How am I supposed to pretend, I never wanna see you again? by ophielav
Fandoms: The Quarry (Video Game)
15 Sep 2025
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15 Oct 2025
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Dylan and Emma are global pop icons—the perfect couple, at least on paper. Their marriage is a carefully constructed PR move that’s held together for years.
Everything crumbles the moment Dylan pushes open the door of that dusty record store – and feels something real for the first time.Bookmarked by Aaroniously
01 May 2025
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Pidge forces Keith into a group chat with all of her friends and Keith finds his life a lot crazier than he expected it to be. He doesn't expect eating shitty cookies or watching Twilight or having someone cry in his arms or meeting families or falling in love. But what can you do?
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Loser: thank you sweetie <3Emo: STOP
Emo: THIS IS NOT HOW WE BEAT THE ALLEGATIONS DARLINGPidge: i am. turning to god now
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“Keith, you didn’t tell me you were a coke lover,” Lance said, betrayed.“Lance, Pepsi is too sugary!”
“There is no such thing!”
“You are so ridiculous.”
“You’re the ridiculous one! It’s soda, it’s meant to have sugar.”
“Not that much! I shouldn’t feel like I’m drinking a sugar cube,” Keith argued.
“You just have sensitive taste buds. Obviously.”
“No, I don’t! I love spicy food,” he cried in outrage.
“Oh, sure you do! Are cajun fries spicy to you, Keith? Are they?”
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30 Mar 2025
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“Hey give me your number.”
“Why?”
“Uh… so I can ask you out on a date?”
“Smooth.”Bookmarked by Aaroniously
20 Jan 2025
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Dream Us A Better Life, Snow by Bi_snow_queen
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
02 Feb 2022
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Simon is listening to old cassettes and he accidentally casts a spell on Baz while singing along. What could possibly go wrong?
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- Part 1 of Accidental Magickal Shenanigans
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11 Nov 2024
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After that night, Ryan was left a hollow shell of who he once was. He had cut off his crush’s arm, kill his father figure, get stabbed, and then get dumped back into the world with nothing but trauma and a newfound hate of police.
Isolated and alone, he now has to navigate adulthood whilst being burdened by grief, legal troubles, and an unrelenting longing for a specific camp counselor.
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07 Nov 2024
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A gap year after a nightmare turned real at Hackett's Quarry Summer Camp, Ryan is relatively ready to tackle college. When he moves into his dorm he meets his new roommate, which turns out to be none other than Dylan fucking Lenivy.
As Ryan tries to grapple with this new development along with his classes, the secret he’s kept from everyone the past year threatens to burst out of hiding when he runs into an all-too-familiar threat. Now, everyone is calling a masked version of him a local superhero, and he wonders how a latent werewolf bite made his life go from somewhat normal to this quickly spiraling-out-of-his-control mess.
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07 Nov 2024
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Dylan and Ryan agree to some casual fun over the Holidays. Things go awry.
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22 Sep 2024
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Stede Bonnet is an alcoholic divorcee who owns a middling bakery during the inbetween moments of him trying to justify his own existence - That's if his upper-class community is to be believed.
Blackbeard is a renowned celebrity chef with an unknown past, complete terror of the restaurant world, recipient of both the James Beard Award and several DUI's, and has a good looking dick - That's if the general public is to be believed.
Edward Teach doesn't exist anymore - That isn't questioned.
“You really don’t know who I am?”Stede hurriedly straightened. How many times would he offend this man? He felt as if he were attempting to navigate a minefield in a blind gavotte.
“I don't know if you go around crashing into many fire hydrants, but no, I certainly do not know you, please forgive me the transgression.” He attempted to keep his tone even. “I’m not really from this town.” Stede’s gaze briefly flickered down. The stranger’s hand was no longer clenched.
“Neither am I.” It was said in a tone of resignation, almost as if - Oh, and wasn’t Stede Bonnet just projecting here - Almost as if the stranger didn’t quite know where he belonged.
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23 Jul 2024
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Edward Teach has been doing a lot of growing up and a lot of work at putting himself in a position to be happy in his life. He's begun to run his own business, created a safe space for people to explore their sexuality in BDSM and even as a 401k like a real grown up person. What he doesn't have is happiness for himself.
When he bumbles across Stede Bonnet late one night online, he ignites a friendship with a man stepping out on his own for the first time in his life, trying to find himself and beginning everything from scratch from a divorce.
What follows are two men that are utter idiots, a story of love, longing, friendship and long suffering friends that somehow survived what happened between them.
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16 Apr 2024
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Blackbeard dies in November, 1718.
Then Ed finds himself returned back a year prior, before he met Stede Bonnet. He does it all over again.
(or, Ed falls back in time and tries to make things better, this time around)
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30 Dec 2023
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Stede Bonnet-Teach has been fantasizing about doing something very specific to his spouse all day long, and wastes no time upon getting home.
This story takes place in the world of "Twilight & Dad's Garden Lemon Tree", and is named after a sweet, floral cat-shaped bubble bar!
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- Part 3 of Eevla's OFMD Kinktober 2023
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14 Oct 2023
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Each morning Stede gets up, he dies a little. He can barely stand on his feet. And then there's his masochistic routine: he takes a look in the mirror and cries.
"Lord, what are you doing to me?" he mutters, wearing his clothes, swallowing the tears.
OR: Stede thinks he is unlovable until he meets his crazy insomniac neighbour.
Inspired by "Somebody to love" by Queen
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- Part 1 of Songs-inspired OMFD fics
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14 Oct 2023
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Mystery Work
Part of Drafts
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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14 Oct 2023
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Ed thinks he only knows how to love in violence. Stede proves him wrong.
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07 Oct 2023
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We're All Going Home, No One Left Behind by Caseys_Crying
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Aug 2023
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Stede's come across most of his men not comfortably sailing on The Revenge like he had assumed they'd be. His Ed, that he was hoping to be reunited with in a loving embrace, has meant to strand them on an island and leave them to die. Now he's got to figure out his budding love and his new rage, all while trying to track down the damned man and get all the people he loves back where they belong.
Of course, it is just the Caribbean, how hard can it be to find one legendarily famous pirate on Stede's own ship? And how hard will it be for everyone to work things out once they've all had a chance to catch up? They can do it. They just need to get home.Series
- Part 2 of Our Family
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10 Sep 2023
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Blackbeard has learned not only of Stede Bonnet's "fate" but also about Chauncey Badminton's attempt at vengeance that terrible night. Feelings go reeling.
(Spoilers of you haven't watched the full season)
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10 Sep 2023
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Five times Edward Teach heard fairytales, and one time he became one. The path to redemption is a winding one, but they all get there and love wins.
A canon-divergent fix-it fic for Season 1, with lots of fuckery, angst, fluff and some smut.
Trigger warning: quite a bit of suicidal ideation and self-harm on Ed and Stede's part, but not graphically described. Reference to non-con, not graphically described. Canon typical violence.
I promise, things get better for them!
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10 Sep 2023