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    "Don't do anything to him," Tommy manages, heartbeat throbbing and throbbing. "Please."

    Wilbur frowns, but it's Techno who steps forward. "Tommy, he's not going to do anything," Techno tells him cautiously. "You don't need to worry, alright?"

    To you, Tommy would say, if he was stronger. He's not going to do anything to you.

    But he doesn't. Tommy keeps his mouth shut—whatever it takes to stay.

     

    When Techno and Wilbur Soot-Watson anger a bully, it shouldn't be an issue. They are as untouchable as they can get, for students anyway.

    It's unfortunate that Tommy, their foster brother, isn't. Being their soft spot, it only makes sense that he becomes the next target.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    Tommy needed to get the fuck out of here yesterday.

    He slammed his foot down on the brake of his stolen car and shifted into drive, ignoring the chaos of the superpowered fight going on less than a block away. He was about to pull out of the alley he was hidden in when the passenger door was abruptly yanked open. Tommy jumped, head snapping towards the door.

    He came face to face with a man wearing an opaque black veil.

     

    Shit.

     

    Or: Tommy is a teenager on the run from the number one superhero in the city, Dream. In his most humble opinion, he's doing great at staying under the radar while making his escape attempt.

    That is until three of the most feared villains in the city decide he's now their getaway driver. Fuck his life

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    22 Feb 2026

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    Weapons must be perfect.

    A hidden fault or an unnoticed imbalance in the blade of a sword can be the difference between life and death on the battlefield. A blacksmith is careful with such things, watchful and alert during the forging of a weapon. There can be no imperfections. Certainly not if the weapon is a gift for the Lady of Death and her angel.

    Technoblade's trainers know this, and they shape him to be perfect.

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    OR, child Techno is trained to be a living weapon and is given to Phil and Kristin, who don't realize that he is very much sentient. This causes problems.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    To HRH, Philza Craft,

     

    Your son, Wilbur Craft, has completed his program here at St Essempi’s School for Troubled Youths. He has met our expectations, learned his place, and can now carry out his duties to the high standards expected of him. We were very proud to be allowed to train a prince of the realm, and we hope you are pleased with the results.
    Inside of this package we have placed a number of items that may be of use to you in keeping him under control. Further instructions and advice on using them are in the handbook, also enclosed.
    If you are not satisfied with the results, or would like more counseling on continuing his training at home, please do not hesitate to get in touch.

     

    Regards,
    Ms A. Hardcracker
    Headmistress

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    Prince Wilbur returns home to his family after four months at a reform school. He's learned proper behaviour... but he isn't the Wilbur his family used to know.

    “Wilbur… what did they do to you at that school?”

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    22 Feb 2026

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    He thinks that they don’t know he’s intelligent. With how kind they just seem to be, he doesn’t think they would do this to an actual person. So maybe he just needs to prove himself to them, and they’ll show him human—er, alien—decency.
    Yeah. Ok. How hard can that be?

    Or: Inspired by bitsinboots's 'Flying Saucer Attack'/continued from it, Tommy has been abducted/adopted by the SBI who believe he's a pet. Misunderstandings and fluff ensue!

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    22 Feb 2026