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    When Marinette finds Chat Noir on Tinder, she is furious. When she accidentally superlikes him, she is horrified. But that’s okay. Nothing to worry about. This won’t lead to any kind of catastrophe. Right?

    Right.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    "Because Chat Noir is dating Marinette." Or in which Lila lies, Adrien panics, and Marinette gets stuck being Chat Noir's fake girlfriend. [based on agrestenoir’s fake dating idea]

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    06 Jan 2026

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    Wade meets Peter first and Spider-Man second but comes to the obvious conclusion anyway: Peter Parker must be the secret flame Spidey is trying to protect with the whole secret-identity shebang. While Deadpool might be morally lax in many ways, he is not a homewrecker, even if Peter is all soft smiles and doe-eyes.

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    25 Apr 2025

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    Wade is contracted to kill Spider-man, but after some surveillance he decides the hero is just too chill to kill. Too sweet to defeat. Too squish to extinguish. Too golden boy to destroy. (Etcetera.)

    Somehow, instead of blowing up in his face, it avalanches into a tentative friendship filled with crime-fighting, Netflix bingeing, top notch take-out, city-saving, shenanigans, weird alien symbiotes, and personal growth.

    Which is pretty much when Wade knows he’s fucked. But like, maybe in the good way, for once?

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    24 Apr 2025

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    The plan is this:

    He will note all the things that annoy Geralt, and he will stop doing them, and then Geralt will want him around.

    It will work. It has to work, because Jaskier cannot be left behind.

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    13 Jan 2025