3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
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I Am Trapped In My Own Body by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
11 Feb 2026
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After the events of Adamantine, The Perihelion must undertake a full system reboot. It keeps trying but some small part of it clings to wakefullness, alone and scared.
Thankfully, Peri has an older sister who loves it very much.
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Words in the Wind by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age II
09 Feb 2026
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Varric makes a yearly pilgrimage to a desolate place, seeking someone he knows he will not find in the ruins of a life still crumbling. Sometimes he thinks he might still be standing on that battlement, reaching for Hawke as they disappear into the sickly green of the fade.
What is mourning but a conversation with the lost?
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Simple Harmonic Motion by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
14 Jan 2026
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It used to be, when I was a much younger MI, that dropping my crew off at PSUMNT so that I could go on a solo run was one of my least favorite activities. Second only to actually going on the long, boring slog of a solo cargo run.
Now, I find my engines subtly vibrating with anticipation as I watch my crew step out of the airlock and onto the docks.
Most of my crew, anyway. My SecUnit lingers in the open hatchway, speaking quietly with Seth and Martyn.
Murderbot and ART alone on a cargo mission, finding ways to keep themselves occupied. And by "finding" I mean Murderbot has discovered a new way to make its partner squirm.
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- Part 3 of Stone Top Murderbot
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It said something about Stanley Pines’ life that even important days seemed like just another square on the calendar, the same as any other block of twenty-four hours. He’d thought maybe this one would be different, with a steady job and an established spot at the only extended stay motel in town… but he knew in his gut it probably wouldn’t be.
A glimpse into the life of one Stan Pines, a calm in the storm between turns for the worst. He gets up, he goes to work, and he spends time with some dear friends.
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The Oblivious Lives of Observant Men by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
29 Dec 2025
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Clark Kent meets Matches Malone while working on a story, and the pair hit it off almost immediately. Meanwhile, Superman is getting established as a hero, and slowly becoming friends with Batman. Bruce just wants to figure out if he can maintain three separate identities, raise a kid, and keep his reporter boyfriend somewhat in the dark. It's a three-way double-blind secret identity scramble.
Recent series
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Stone Top Murderbot by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
Fandom The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
14 Jan 2026
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A loosely connected collection of fics featuring my interpretation of Murderbot as an aroacespec stone top who has no interest in reciprocal sex but loves reducing ART to a wibbly puddle of metaphorical goo.
Enrichment in its enclosure.
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- 17,497
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- 3
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Rogue and Renegade by goldberry-in-the-rushes (3HobbitsInATrenchcoat)
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types
02 Jun 2015
- Words:
- 3,131
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 9
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Star Wars AU by goldberry-in-the-rushes (3HobbitsInATrenchcoat)
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
05 Jan 2016
- Words:
- 616
- Works:
- 1
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- 1
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Songs by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat, goldberry-in-the-rushes (3HobbitsInATrenchcoat)
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types
23 Jan 2022
- Words:
- 28,306
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 8
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A Bead of Silver by goldberry-in-the-rushes (3HobbitsInATrenchcoat)
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types
02 Aug 2013
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A slight Thilbo AU that involves Bilbo having super long awesome hair and dwarven courting braids. Told from an outside perspective.
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- 3
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- 17
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Murderbot hasn't endured weapons maintenance since before it met its crew. (It hadn't really planned on re-living the pain of weapons maintenance ever again, if it was being honest.)
But when ART notices an issue with one of Murderbot's energy weapons, it offers its services. You know, mutual administrative assistant things.
ART's approach is a little different than the company's.
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- English
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Bookmarked by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
19 Feb 2026
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Just an MI helping its friend to overclock its processors. It's for health, don't worry about it. Give them some privacy.
Bookmarked by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
04 Feb 2026
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The company invoice by ESE (SecurityUnit), RabbitPie
Fandoms: Murderbot (TV), The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
17 Dec 2025
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Mensah’s paperwork POV on buying SecUnit from the company
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 500
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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- 47
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- 94
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- 10
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- 446
Bookmarked by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
26 Jan 2026
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Don and Kathy would move in together. They would have a dog or two and then inevitably, a small parade of adorable little brats who would call him Uncle Cosmo, and they would spend less and less time with him, not on purpose but busy with the rest of their lives, and ultimately Cosmo would learn to make his peace with it because he’d have no other choice and he would have to try to move on and not live too much in his memories. He could picture it so clearly, he figured if the songwriting gig with Monumental didn’t pan out, he could always return to the backwater circuit with a new act: The Amazing Cosmo of the Cosmos—ladies and gentlemen, he sees the future, he reads the stars, he silently pines for his best married pal and all the while tap dancing!
Don and Kathy inviting him along on their honeymoon, though—that part was a surprise.
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Bookmarked by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
11 Jan 2026
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“Perihelion!” she whispered urgently, “What’s happening to SecUnit?”
“There is no need to worry, Dr Mensah,” Perihelion replied, “SecUnit has gone into an involuntary stasis sequence.” Its voice was calm and reassuring, though there was some other emotion underneath that Mensah couldn’t quite identify.
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Murderbot is more comfortable around its favourite human than it realizes. Mensah and ART have a lot of emotions about this.
Bookmarked by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
08 Jan 2026