3000clementines
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There is nothing else to do but swear himself into warmth. An oath for an oaf.
Kojiro is a firefighter. Kaoru is contractually stupid.
(A story about gratifying sex with your hot best friend who puts out fires, and not a manual for new renters.)
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That’s it. He’s done. Twenty-or-so years of stage combat, a skill honed to the letter, and now Kojiro is but a fool with a spatula and an unmistakable, irreversible … problem with pink hair. Concealment is off the table. The meat needs to be on the table. He can think about this later, maybe.
All the steps that Kojiro and Kaoru take, tripping over grimness and grip-tape. Nailing and failing and nailing again. Breaking themselves to bend back into shape: this is their perfect, horrible waltz.
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Kaoru, food, and some universal truths.
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The winding road to recovery. The unwinding, and the wine at the end of it; Kaoru learns to count on all the little things that light the way.
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“…This?” Rin says, after a pause. ‘This’ is an excruciatingly short pass over Haru’s scalp with scraping nails, the pressure too little and too brief.
“No. Like I’m Steve.”
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“Can you switch to video?” Victor asks. “I want to show you something.”
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23 Aug 2025
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He’s thought about it before. If he just reached inside, dug his hands in and pulled on the fringes of the collective unconscious, he could bring Akechi back. Could even bring back Isshiki Wakaba, Okumura Kunikazu, and the rest of them if he felt so inclined. He knows he could even if he’s never tried, the power pulsing through his blood, making his fingers twitch. It wouldn’t even be particularly hard. And it wouldn’t have to stop there; if Yaldabaoth could manipulate the masses and Maruki could alter reality to his whim, Akira could do any of those things, and more.
(Turns out, shooting a couple gods in the face makes you something of a god yourself.)
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21 Apr 2025
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“Do you know who speaks Latin?” Akira asks, not waiting for Goro’s answer. “Dead people. There’s a reason for that too—maybe it should stay dead. I get it, you get off to being smarter than everyone else, but for the love of the almighty god, can you at least not quote Latin at the breakfast table when I’m absolutely hungover and can’t even think clearly in Japanese?”
Goro takes a sip of his coffee, seemingly calm, but Akira doesn’t miss the way his fingers grip the cup—frankly, he’s quite surprised the delicate porcelain is still intact. “To be fair, you always found it hard to think in Japanese or any other language for that matter. And that hangover is your own fault.”
In which Goro Akechi is a disaster and Akira Kurusu is his obnoxious roommate.
yuletide 2020: first snow
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16 Jan 2025
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Status Condition Week 2022 Day 7: Lust /
Envy/ WrathThe Phantom Thieves struggle with certain status effects. Some of them struggle more than others.
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- Part 7 of status condition week 2022
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22 May 2024
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Ren had never been very good with authority. Now the authoritative pressures he felt compelled to disobey were the bossy older boy who had tried to kill him and the mysterious supernatural force pulling the two of them together. Having shot one supernatural force in the head very recently, Ren wasn’t particularly inclined to follow the whims of any others.
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