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    AM returns Ted to his human form. This can't possibly be a good sign.

    Warning: This is so terrible and full of bad things, implied and explied, that probably nobody should read it. Possibly not even the recipient. If you are triggered by anything at all, please don't read :(.

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    31 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    "Everyone wants me dead but no one has the guts to kill me."

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    It takes two weeks for Kendall to call Lukas.

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    10 Jan 2025

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    can’t believe a piece of writing this perfect exists. my random check for anything decent in the ken tag has finally paid off to put it fucking lightly. i seriously cannot possibly properly articulate how much i love this. wow

     

    im sorry man but rereading this and writing like this is deadass what makes life worth living this is crazy

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    He stands there, swaying, waiting to be launched into the surface of the sun.

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    16 Jul 2025

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    horrific moment in history, this is evocative and interesting. thought he was experiencing acute psychosis in the last chapter because it had been a minute since i read chapter three. if only shit had ended in real life the way it did in this fic and the shared insanity that let them actually follow through with the shooting had been confined to them alone. well-written and it’s quite depressing that all ao3 users care about are people fucking because this deserves more attention. you’re a dougie legend for this.

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    There's something about Ludwig's girlfriend that rubs Jerma the wrong way. He just can't put his finger on why.

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    16 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 53

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    “I was mad at him when I wrote that ‘cause he’d been a right fucking cunt. I write five thousand sets of lyrics a month, sometimes it’s just some fucking nonsense. Means fuck all.”

    He’s not sure they believe him. He’s not sure any of them believe him. Disturbing, the tabloids said. Noel Gallagher’s incestuous fantasies, one titled.

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    09 Apr 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    unrequited? and on noel’s end? you have the mind of a mastermind. soon as i saw the word unrequited i had a sizable smile on my face