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This series (Part 5) starts before Schitt's Creek 6.01 and will meander through season 6.
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Just the Fall Out Boys having an ugly sweater contest, that’s all (or is it?).
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Patrick had one more vendor pick-up on a record breaking day of cold before he could make it back to his husband. Was that so much to ask?
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It's Open Season at the Fall Out Boy Fan Fiction Factory, and for Cupid!Patrick, that means it's time for him to go after the "problem children" who don't want to participate in the Valentine's festivities and do his job as The Enforcer. The only problem is that wherever Cupid!Patrick goes, Calamity!Pete isn't far behind. The satyr is always getting in his way and his "helping" leads to disaster (not to mention exacerbating the cupid's ferocious wedgie). One day he'll find his AU and be out of Cupid!Patrick's life forever. But before then, his "helpfulness" has to cause one more disaster with a misfire of Patrick's Cupidary magic. Now the two of them have a day to "fix" the AUs that Patrick's love spells have corrupted, or the whole Fanfiction Factory will erupt into Valentine's chaos!
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Patrick hates the holidays for a multitude of reasons. His father passed away a few years back around Christmas time.
Ever since then, he can’t go back home for Christmas with just his mother and his siblings. The house feels too empty, too quiet. His mother looks so sad, he can’t bear to look at her forlorn face anymore.
So when Thanksgiving and Christmas roll around, Patrick spends them alone. Because he doesn’t want to go home, and he has no one to spend it with in New York.
Or the one where Patrick hates Pete with a burning passion and they just so happen to be partners in solving crime.
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This installment of Unanswered Questions addresses why Patrick starts wearing undershirts. There is also hand-holding. Thank you to thegrayness, who won't know until she reads this that she inspired this one today. 😘
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- Part 4 of Unanswered Questions
- Part 7 of I wanna hold your hand
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Patrick needs fixing.
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Just a few peeks into some FUTCT-era Christmas-ing...buying a tree, flying home, Christmas dinner, and Patrick’s (supposed!) hatred of Christmas Carols.
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"we would have to be friends. cause i dreamt him."
Or the soulmates AU where Patrick is Pete’s dream boy.
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My Heart Is The Worst Kind Of Weapon by semi_sweet for SnitchesAndTalkers
Fandoms: Fall Out Boy
10 Mar 2018
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Day 104. And when it all goes to hell will you be able to tell me you’re sorry with a straight face?
Pete makes up for fucking up in a not-so-conventional way.
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A Pete and Patrick Valentines Day...so of course, nothing goes as planned.
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Love Songs for the Genuinely Cunning by Flames_and_Jade for SnitchesAndTalkers
Fandoms: Bandom, Fall Out Boy
24 Dec 2017
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Patrick just wants to get "Don't You Know Who You Think I Am?" to sound perfect, Pete just wants to try that new Thai place and leave the studio before 10pm. He's tried everything--decorating, tinsel, kisses and even messing with the soundboard, but Patrick isn't budging.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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He meets Joe in Borders looking at the week’s new music, and notices when he leaves the faint smell of charred wood. Eventually he meets Patrick and Andy, Joe’s roommates and they become fast friends...and it’s easy enough to ignore the strange occurrences here and there.
That is, until one day they’re playing Monopoly and in a fit of frustration Joe lights the board on fire, only to have Patrick summon water from somewhere and extinguish it. That's when things get really exciting.
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Everything Else Is In The Wash by SnitchesAndTalkers for laudanum_cafe
Fandoms: Fall Out Boy
14 Jul 2017
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"Pete, just do the fucking laundry, you manipulative pervert."
Patrick doesn't feel as though he's asking for much. An equal division of household labour, just like they talked about.
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Patrick needs that book. Andy reaches for the book.
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Patrick has no idea how he ended up here...of course, he knows how it happened but that doesn't mean he likes it. He wanted to make music, and here he is teaching a bunch of hot-shot baby pilots instead. It's ridiculous in the extreme...and made more so by a stupidly hot and incredibly annoying student named Pete Wentz.
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An interpretation of the lyric "Oops I did it again" from Fall Out Boy's Young and Menace.
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Sometimes love isn't stars in your eyes and fluttering breaths...sometimes its grocery shopping and hogging the covers.
From an OTP prompt about love being more than just the tropes we all love so much.
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Patrick has his pre-show ritual...and heaven help you if you interrupt it. Pete's feeling antsy and needy and disturbs his groove...and Patrick is NOT happy.
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Pete was always the crazy one, the one who was always invading other people's personal space, and he never thought he'd be the stable one in a relationship.
Then he asked out his best friend, Patrick, who happened to be a dragon.