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    The newly constructed Constructicons have recently found themself abandoned with the project they were commissioned for done and a mentor that ditched them. Fortunately one of the other construction workers might have a solution for them.

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    The feeling was already there when it became aware of life for the first time.
    It was eternally graceful and wise.
    The feeling would still be there long after its awareness of life had faded for the last time.
    It was eternally graceful and cruel.

    Or: When Primus created a newspark to save the life of its Prime, he did not expect his little puppet to survive its first mission. However, when the sparkling is surprisingly saved through the capable servos of a certain, grumpy medic, the god is not opposed either. Instead, he recognizes this as his opportunity to influence and ultimately end the War on Cybertron through his creation—no matter the cost.

    Or, put more crassly: A retelling of Transformers Prime with Bumblebee as Primus’ puppet.

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    Orion, Ariel and Dion are gearing up for another processor-numbing night of working at the docks. They have no idea their life is going to get much more complicated, and in a way they could never have expected.
    In Ariel's defense, she did not want to murder anyone, alright? At least not like that.

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    Since Luna-1, no one knows what to do about Pharma. The rogue doctor awaits his pending fate in a makeshift cell on the Lost Light, with his wings bound and alt-mode restricted. After the apocalyptic events of Dark Cybertron, Pharma doesn’t expect he’ll survive to trial. Even Megatron’s fate has been put on hold until Prime and the Autobots salvage some kind of legal system. In the interim, the Lost Light remains grounded. Injured and infirm bots overrun the med bay team. Since Rodimus won’t depart Cybertron until their ship, crew, and allies are up and running, Ratchet suggests they put their captive surgeon to work. First Aid is less than pleased.

    For his part, Pharma never thought he’d join a quest. He knows he won’t last long once his past–and the D.J.D.–catches up with him. It’s only a matter of time.

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    Before Feldspar joined the war, she had to learn about the history that every Cybertronian knows. These are the lessons she was given.

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    Trapped in the Functionist Universe, Megatron seeks out Orion Pax.

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    If you ask Black Hook how he met Heavy Iron, he would've said something like a bar fight or a team-up after a heist gone wrong.

    And if you asked Heavy Iron about it, he would huff, mumble something about attempted murder, and leave immediately after.

    But if you ask them to speak honestly, only Black Hook would say that there's nothing more to it as Heavy Iron will immediately tell you off.

    Because the first time Heavy Iron and Black Hook met one another wasn't at some heist, dirty bar, or bloody battle.

    It was an empty wasteland, a crashed escape pod, and a bloodied bot with strange eyes.

    (or, Heavy Iron and Black Hook meeting each other for the first time ever in a universe where Heavy Iron was doomed to fight a war he never had a choice to avoid, and Black Hook just wants to survive)

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    When the Decepticons first rose up in Kaon and challenged all that Cybertron stood for, Sentinel Prime declared that the rebellion would be crushed within the vorn. Now a quarter century later, Sentinel is dead and the war rages on. Autobot and Decepticon alike forget cycle by cycle what a life free of bloodshed felt like, focused only on their next victory. The Autobots have been split in two - those still on their home planet, and those adrift in the stars, neither side certain if the other still fights on.

    On Cybertron, Elita One and Ultra Magnus hold the north against Shockwave and his forces, preparing Hot Rod to assume his role as their Prime once he receives his final frame, convinced that Optimus is lost.

    On the Ark, Optimus leads an increasingly exhausted force on an endless journey back to their home, not knowing what they will find once they return, nor knowing what their place will be once they are there.

    On the Nemesis, a careful balancing game is played between Megatron and all those around him, none prepared to face his wrath should they challenge him too directly. None save Starscream, who pays a heavy price for his defiance.

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    “No. There’s nothing you can do-”

    “But there is.” Pharma was steadfast in his mission now as his servo made its way onto Glitch’s chestplate, beginning to get a hold on the mechanism that would open his spark chamber manually. “There always is, Glitch.”

    ~

    After meeting a compelling yet secretive mech at a chance opera show, Pharma’s opinion on such matters as the high arts and a little more than he bargained for is swayed, leading him down an increasingly treacherous path.

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    Megop (Megatron/Optimus Prime) poems written by yours truly, Poetnix.

    All poems posted here are originally posted on my Tumblr account (@poetnix29).

    (I do not own any of the characters mentioned within this work coming from the Transformers franchise.)

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    52/?
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    A strange Energy surge had lured them out of here. Prime led the small exploration group himself; ostensibly to smother any possible threat, but mostly because he was bored.
    A good decision, in the end, as they came across an unknown Mech near the epicenter of the surge. A Mech that looks too much like the Beloved he always wanted but never could have.
    Well. Now he can.

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    留在功能主义世界的威震天领导着反职业主义联盟,即将展开一场声势浩大的反抗功能主义的斗争,但首先,他必须要召集起足够的人手。

    当他这样做时,他意识到自己犯了一个致命的错误。

    或者很多个错误。

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    Jazz leaned against the entrance with all the suave and charm of a Gatsby, flashing the shiny smile of a mech who aimed to shoot his shot, and shoot it good. A three-pointer, a dream shake, a euro step, a slaggin' slam-dunk breakin' backboards left an' right.

    He was gonna make it rain, and make it rain hard!

    "Hey-a Prowler, you gotta nice rack today."

    The Praxian turned to the spy, wings flickering in greeting. "Why thank you, Jazz. it's custom-made."

    And behind the mech, blocked by Prowl's wings, were some crystals lined on a shiny, brand new rack. And yeah, it really did look custom-made.

    Jazz of Staniz, Chief of Spec Ops, Master Saboteur of the Autobot Army, felt the ball bounce off the ring and fall splat on the court.

    Jazz attempts to shoot his shot with Prowl, newly-learned Earth slang locked and loaded. Prowl unfortunately lives “under a rock.”

    (Prowl: I live in the Ark?)

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    In this selection, Ratchet discovers that the Rescue Bots have some rather large gaps in their basic education regarding their frames. Unfortunately, he only learns this after one of the young bots deals with the consequences.

    Slightly edited sections of an ongoing roleplay done on Discord between Bumblebeekitten and TromboneDesya, shared for fun and so someone else can take a peek into the insanity we come up with together.

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    Starscream, Thundercracker, and Skywarp are some of the first decepticons on Cybertron. Starscream's not in it for all the right reasons, but he is in it, and a new world order would suit him just fine if he could rise to the top of it. His lofty plans are for nothing. Starscream and his trine never come back from a mission and are assumed dead, hunted down by the autobot council.

    It is a surprise, then, to find them frozen in stasis three million years later, after the explosion of the great war and the fall of Cybertron. The decepticon cause has changed around them, and so have Megatronus and Orion Pax.

    OR

    The area was swarming with autobots-- where was he?-- and Starscream, hiding, searched desperately for a familiar face. He tugged on the trine bond, but no one tugged back. The connection felt dead.

    There! In the distance, Starscream spotted a familiar boxy frame, the red and blue paintjob shining bright against dull, faded glacier.

    Primus, that's Megatronus's mech! Starscream thought. Orion Pax was little else-- he wasn't even a decepticon, only some wishy-washy affiliate, and he couldn't fight because he didn't believe in harming so much as a scraplet. What is he doing here?

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    After a raging house party, Megatron wasn't exactly in the state of mind to think past his hangover.

    Fortunately for him, Ravage has his back, and after a positive pregnancy test (and the return of a few drunken memories), the night catches up to him.

    Meanwhile, the Pax family is without an heir, and, bastard or not, Alpha Trion is not one to let an opportunity go to waste.

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    The road to hell is paved with noble intentions, but maybe, just maybe, love could pull Megatron and Optimus off that path

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    13/?
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    Praxus is a cesspit. Everyone who lives there knows it, everyone who works there knows it. To almost every other City-State it is a model, a paragon, a height of unparalleled beauty and values. The crystal garden help, so does the corruption on every level.

    Jazz wants to fix his home, in the best way he knows. Prowl just wants to survive, and leave this City better than it was when he got here. Except Praxus isn’t a safe place for honest mecha, and this may be harder than either of them thought it was.

    Every action has a consequence.

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    33/?
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    5 Times Megatron has kissed Death

    +1 time he realized that wasn't true at all.

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    A snapshot into SG Ultra Magnus's life

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    10
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