15 Works in Ms. LaBonz (Bob's Burger)

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    It wasn’t the weirdest day Bob had had. Okay, so it definitely wasn’t normal, but neither was the time Felix had tied him and Mr Fischoeder up and left them to die. Neither was the time where they had all nearly been killed by a giant animatronic shark. Or the time he’d been kidnapped and held hostage on a cruise ship. Or the time they’d stolen some guy’s mannequin wife from a sex shop. Or the time -

    Point was, zombies weren’t really out of the question, as far as Bob was concerned. Mustard-hating zombies were certainly more unusual than what he’d heard of before, but not the most unusual. All in all, it wasn’t a terrible day for Bob.

    Of course, they were stuck at Wagstaff with Mr Frond and Tammy, and there was an active zombie apocalypse, but Bob was sure that the situation could be worse.

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    Inspired by S14E09 "Fraud of the Dead: Zombie-docu-pocalypse".

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    Right before heading off to high school, Lou Belcher attempts to end the cycle of hostility between himself and one of the worst people he knows, Chloe Barbash, and, in the tentative space between hatred and friendship, he finds that there is more to Chloe than he ever would've imagined. Which unfortunately means Tina was right. Again.

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    Mr. Frond finds himself oddly smitten by the school librarian. Chaos ensues. Sort of.

    In other words, the tumultuous relationship of Phillip Frond and Casper Ambrose, side-by-side through existing episodes.

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    “get out of my bed, put on your clothes, go back home. you like to get drunk and treat me bad”
    Frond loved the attention and praise he got from Ambrose in the sacred 4 walls of his bedroom but he hated everything else about how Ambrose treated him. He was mean in school and then promised he wasn’t serious at home. How long until he breaks apart from what feels like an infestation of his brain.

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    Return to Ballet (Ch. 1-5) - After a years-long hiatus, Millie comes back to doing ballet. But in trying to do so, she meets a "victim" of hers.

    Orange You Cat It Happened? (Ch. 6-10) - Kaylee has a Halloween costume. With Millie's help, she transforms into a dance machine while wearing it.

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    You were hired as the new sex-ed teacher, much to Frond's dismay. From then on he seemed to hate your guts, always picking a fight with you... but then somehow someway, you both end up in a heated makeout session after getting locked in the janitor's closet.
    Now you're currently grinding him on your living room couch, kissing like you'll die otherwise, and you're both itching to go further beyond what the night entailed.

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    -Time to set the plan in motion. Sick of Tommy being in her life, Anna realizes the only way they can escape is if he breaks up with them. How can this happen? Getting caught cheating of course. But with the perfect opportunity quickly approaching to finally initiate the plan she struggles to find someone she could possibly use. Who knew the perfect subject was in front of them all along-

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    LaBonz and Ambrose go out for a smoke break to gossip and talk shit. When the topic of Phillip Frond is brought up, Ambrose finds himself in a difficult situation.

    Written for Day 4 of See More Seymour's Week
    Prompt: Smitten

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    When Louise is assigned to work on a class project with Chloe Barbash, she ends up confessing a secret to the last person she’d want to.

    For Roudise Week 2023, Day 3 Prompts: Jealousy/Crush.

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    Jasper Ambrose realizes he has a big, fat crush on the school guidance counselor.

    Day thirty of flufftober 2023: self-worth/self-love

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    It's not like it was the first time she's seen a family member in peril.
    She's seen her family pushed to the absolute limit and come out stronger- or at least a little better than they went in, but… those times were different. Every time they were going to go down in the past, they would go down together. There was always something to fight, something they could do, a villain to defeat. This… this wasn't that at all. She had been safe, had been happy (relatively, if not a little frustrated with her homework), in her home, the only safe place in the world, and suddenly she ran the risk of losing one of the most important people in her life.
    If she had left the restaurant early that day, if she had gotten detention, if she hadn't walked into the kitchen when she did-

    Then her daddy could have been dead.
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    When Bob has a heart attack while home alone with Louise, the nine-year-old is left withdrawn and miserable. Will the rest of the Belcher family (plus Teddy, at his own insistence) be able to balance the aftermath of Bob's heart attack and help lift their youngest's spirit? Well. Maybe they'll get lucky this time!

    (Synopsis Updated 4/22)

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    “We need a place,” Rudy said, “Just for us.”

    ———

    “Once, I told a story about a storm that left the whole world in water,” Louise said, “All the candy in Wonder Wharf stuck together to form an island. We could pretend it’s that island.”

    (a Bridge to Terabithia AU)

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    The title says it all. Don't call Louise the b-word.....baby
    Set from the movie when Louise gets called a baby by Chloe Barbash, the next day, she gets revenge.

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    Mr. Fishoeder has found a mystery package in his mails that was sent by a person named Mr. Anonymous.

    Inside the mystery package, there is a blank DVD Case with a couple of envelopes which are invitations for everyone who has to watch it.

    So he decides to set it up for this Saturday where everyone can watch it while unknowing it is about their future that would happen in two days.

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    Why was puberty so weird? Why couldn't it be easy to understand? Like eating or showering? These were the questions that Louise Belcher asked herself as she slowly started to think of and want things that not even Tina could come up with in her erotic friend-fictions.

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