16 Works in Jadder Week (Kingdom Come: Deliverance)

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    Janosh tends to a sick Adder.

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    Adder dropped their things in the doorway and did a quick circuit of their quarters. There was a fire, a basin of water, one bed as wide as two of their pallets, and a wardrobe with nothing inside of it. "Janosh thinks Pisek lose his fucking mind, to let us in here."

    "Probably did," Adder said, rushing to the door and throwing the bolt as if the man would suddenly come to his senses. "Men like him go crazy so close to death."

    "I guess he has to fix the whole fucking castle anyway," he allowed, sitting down on the bed with a heavy huff. "We'll enjoy it, while it lasts. The Devil's more likely to fuck it all up than we are anyway, and they have to give him a room."

    Written for Jadder Week, Day Seven: Rest

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    "You know your problem Leszek?" he asked, and Adder rolled his eyes and spat on the ground. "You fight like you're surrounded."

    "The fuck would you know about it? You know what you fight like?" he demanded, and Janosh waited for him to get the insult out of his system. "You fight like you're not there."

    Written for Jadderweek 2025, Day Six: Fight

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    Jadder week day 1: Taste

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    A stray strand of wet hay slides into his eyes and he blinks and tosses his head to clear his vision, but it slides right back, and brings more with it, and Janosh thinks about how it always does that even when dry and bound back, tied with a leather strip at the nape of his neck, thick and unruly and impossible to contain in its sheer amount.

    Shame, he thinks and shakes his own head to dislodge the cut off strands caught behind his ears and collar. Takes out the small carved wooden comb and runs it through the freshly shortened strands once, gives a cheeky pass to the moustache as well for the hell of it. Doesn't put it back as he intended. Instead, his eyes stay fixed on Adder, on the mess he calls hair, and his hand itches to run through it, to sort it out, to give it some sort of form and shape, even if just to stop the infernal bitching and scratching Adder does on the daily.

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    Jadder week, day 4

    After sacking a town, two mercenaries find themselves in a church with time to burn. Spotting a confessional booth, Janosh thinks it's a prime opportunity to have a laugh with his friend. The both of them end up admitting to more than they were expecting.

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    "At least pretend you're sorry," he teased, and Adder whined the way that he knew Janosh liked. "Besides that?"

    "I forget—touching yourself is a sin, right?" he asked breathlessly, and Janosh nodded. "Fuck, what's a man supposed to do for fucking fun?" he wondered. Janosh snickered. "That's it."

    "Janosh know that's not it, but we can't be here all day," he murmured, his eyes fluttering towards the church door.

    Written for Jadder Week 2025, Day Four: Confession

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    A confession is demanded, and knives sought.

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    There's something weird going on with those two...

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    The creature before him was a man, fat and hairy just like Adder liked them, with dark hair and a thick moustache. The tail was real too, and so were the little horns that sprouted from his forehead. "Holy fuck," he murmured, and the creature bit into the sausage.

    "Janosh could do better," he said with a thoughtful frown. "But I don't forget you finally pay respects."

    Written for Jadder Week 2025, Day Three: Folklore

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    Jadder week day 3: Folklore
    Jadder week day 7: Rest

    Vampire Janosh is an evil beast

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    He reached for the silver and flipped a coin into the air, and Janosh's lungs emptied as he watched Brabant's fist dart forward, the steel in his hand glinting in the moonlight as he rammed it towards Adder's open torso. Janosh darted forward without thinking, shoving Žižka out of the way—too late, too late, no way Janosh made it across the yard before the dagger slit through Adder's cheap chainmail that'd already spent the night being battered and slashed at—

    Adder reached down and caught the fucker's wrist, hissing out a hoarse laugh. "Fuck, Janosh, you were right," he growled, squeezing until Brabant dropped his knife.

    Written for Jadder Week 2025, Day Two: In Another Life

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    "Stupid husband," he scolded. "Why should I care where you ram your dick?"

    "I could ram it in you," Adder sang, leaning in until their foreheads touched.

    Janosh couldn't tell if he'd been earnestly asking if he wanted to keep Adder to himself, or if it had been a courtesy warning that such an arrangement wasn't on the table. Either way, Janosh laughed. "God forbid you shove it only in Janosh; when would I have fucking time to do anything else?"

    Written for Jadder Week 2025, Day Two: In Another Life

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    Janosh has a disappointing experience. Adder provides a solution.

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    The first work in a line of Jadder Week adventures. also known as: Janosh's and Adder's little sausage journey.

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    "Polish," Janosh said shortly. "He's speaking Polish."

    "Tell him that we require information in exchange for his release."

    Adder leaned forward, his forehead against the bars. "You tell him I fucking know what he says and I don't give a fuck. He can bend over and I'll make him squeal like a girl and he can go tell his captain that Adder's big cock made him drip like a bath house slut."

    Janosh nodded several times. "You want me to tell him that."

    "Yeah. Tell him."

    "The thing about the bath house girl."

    "Slut. Say it right."

    "Right. That part about the slut." Janosh turned to the guard who waited expectantly, if uncertainly. "He says he don't know anything."

    Written for Jadder Week 2025, Day One: Taste

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    Janosh cooks. Adder helps. By being a nuisance. As usual.

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