Sportacus and Robbie Discover the Secrets of the Universe
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An incident with a pot of chocolate ends up with Robbie with a certain blue sports elf in his shower. Pretty much exactly what it seems.
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Prompt: No one suspects the mailbox.
Sportacus is having a tough time sending a love letter to the person he has fallen for, and finds solace in the unlikeliest of places.
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Prompt: Robbie trying to get Sportacus under the mistletoe, but Mr. Flippity-Flop won't stop friggin flippin.
Robbie has some trouble getting a drunk sports elf to kiss him at a Christmas party.
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prompt: Robbie has a sweet-tooth, obviously, and he tries to show sports that it can have its benefits.
Sportacus freaks out over a little chafing and thinks he's dying. Robbie helps, but in the process turns Sportacus on he runs with it.
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Prompt: I know it’s nearly Christmas, but what about some summer vibes ? A day at the beach ? Sportacus in swimming trunks ? (requested by graduatedpillowmonster on tumblr)
Sportacus, using his elfy magic, makes is like summertime around the beach.
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Prompt 1: Sportacus is completely ignorant about sex and Robbie has to teach him.
Prompt 2: sportacus and robbie, bj's and sporta cumming on robbies face because he's secretly a dirty dirty boy.
Prompt 3: Sportacus comes back to Robbie's because he now needs help with another problem that was created there.
As it turns out, the little fiasco from "Pour a Little Sugar on It" isn't over when Sportacus' problem comes back, and he has no clue what it is or how to deal with it.
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Prompt: robbie is traumatized by horror movie-esque incident that happened in school and sportaboi accidentally brings up something that reminds him of it, maybe even it comes back for revenge. zombies/infected people anyone?
Alternate title: Glanni Glæper sets a fucking school on fire.
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He had to get it out.
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Prompt: Robbie is super good at cooking and baking and everyone really only knows about the baking. So, I just want Sportagay to go into the lair, somehow, and just see Robbie cooking and asking him to cook things for him. (Requested by queeniemoonie on tumblr)
Robbie finally gets the balls to do what he's wanted to do for a long time.
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