Dipshit and Fuckface aren't seeing eye to eye
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I must've left my self-esteem at the base of your bedsheets/ Where I used to leave my socks by LesbianMastermind
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
15 Feb 2026
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The first time their lips touched, Thomas had had to reach out, because Edwin had almost keeled over, utterly shocked. It’d been so long since he’d felt something good touch his skin. And Charles had said it when he’d kissed Crystal that first time, he could feel it in his head, if not on his lips. But when Thomas had touched Edwin, it was warm, and urgent, and he’d felt it in every inch of his body and his mind. Before any real feelings for the ruler besides a deep sense of friendship and appreciation, it was the lure of touch, of real skin on skin brushes, of pleasure, that kept putting Edwin on his path even though the bracelet was long gone, and the deal, dealt.
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Edwin and The Cat King have engaged in a casual intimate relationship. Well, it's casual for Edwin, because the Cat King is actually pretty deep in this already. Each time they have sex, the ghost leaves without much in terms of tender touches or aftercare, and each time, breaks a little more of the King's heart in the process. They're going to talk this through, but they'll have to be obtuse idiots about it first. Also, the cats are trying to get involved, I guess.
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You call it a criminal record -- I call it my Lore by LesbianMastermind
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
14 Oct 2025
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Edwin's been gone for two days, no notes, no clues. Charles and Crystal have to suck it up and ask The Cat King for help. Things don't work out the way they thought they would (much to Crystal's delight).
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When a cat outs Edwin to his best mate and that psychic he probably should consider a friend by now, Edwin threatens to feed him to Evil Seaguls, and reveals their little feud. Thomas suddenly understands why/how his cat keep ending up in drawers. They talk this out (do they, though ?).Series