Extraterrestrial

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• Boy, You're An Alien by DerCooperTes

  Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  11 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Mydei/Phainon (Honkai: Star Rail)
  • Aglaea/Anaxa (Honkai: Star Rail)
  • Mydei (Honkai: Star Rail)
  • Phainon (Honkai: Star Rail)
  • Anaxa (Honkai: Star Rail)
  • Castorice (Honkai: Star Rail)
  • Amphoreus Characters (Honkai: Star Rail)
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Angst
  • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
  • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
  • Fluff
  • Phainon being absolutely besotted but putting himself in a situationship one-sidedly
  • Mydei might have brain damage from his crash for actually falling for this idiot
  • The sex is further down the line so for my ipad kid readers this is a 'slow burn'
  • Tags will be updated for sex when it actually pulls up
  • Not Beta Read
  • Stalking
  • Panic Attacks
  • Top Phainon/Bottom Mydei (Honkai: Star Rail)
  • They dont actually have phaidick in mypussy yet so it still counts as slow burn sex trust me
  • I just wanted to update that this story will have that dynamic

  Summary

  Two roommates are extraterrestrials who have taken a human form, settled on earth with their own hidden agendas. Unfortunately, both Phainon and Mydei are from different planets respectively, and they both think the other is the normal human in their apartment.

  Oh, and their downstairs neighbor who is a massive conspiracy theorist and has accurately nailed down Mydeimos’ trail, somehow… blames it on Phainon instead??

  Earth is very strange...

  Series

  • Part 1 of Extraterrestrial

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  41,526

  Chapters:

  4/?

  Comments:

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  Kudos:

  87

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