it gets dumber
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“A pig,” Mira deadpanned with all the sarcasm her scrawny, fifteen-year-old, voice-cracking self could muster. It was quite a lot, all things considered.
“Boar,” Celine corrected.
“You want us to hunt down and kill a pig.”
“If you survive, you will learn to summon your sacred weapons from the Honmoon.” Celine pulled a glowing sword out of thin air, which was so fucking cool that Mira almost, almost, didn’t register the first half of the sentence.
“Wait, survive?”
Hunters did a lot of weird shit in the name of tradition, and it was unclear how much of it had been distorted over time. Except this was so weird that Mira was convinced there was no sacred initiation rite and Celine might just be a little bonkers.
Either way, between Zoey’s smarts, Mira’s stubbornness, and Rumi’s… Rumi-ness, any challenge placed before them should be a piece of cake.
That's what Mira thought, at least, until she saw the Murder Pig.
They were all going to die, and it was absolutely Celine’s fault.
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A really, really dumb prequel to Hindsight
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- Part 1 of it gets dumber
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In hindsight, it should have been obvious. The way Rumi refused to go to the bathhouse, her bizarre relationship with Celine, this whole thing with the Saja Boys? Mira prided herself on reading people, and she felt stupid for not seeing it sooner. The pieces were all there, just waiting to be put together.
Rumi was gay.
The night after the joint signing with the Saja Boys, Mira went to confront Rumi about her ongoing weird behavior. Instead of letting hurt feelings drive the conversation, Mira took a minute to try and figure out what might be wrong. Unfortunately, she came to the completely wrong conclusion.
Misunderstandings ensue. They talk it out.
For better or worse, everything changes.
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- Part 2 of it gets dumber