Horny on Main: Uma Musume
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Emotional Experimentation by Deuceposter
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
16 Oct 2025
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I don't know why I ever agree to her sometimes when I know what the outcome's going to be 90% of the time.
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, expecting things to change... right?
I'll drink, I'll black out, wake up chained to a chair like the last time, and Tachyon will cackle and ramble about the latest experiment being a flop.
But... if it's for her...
Yeah, that's why I always agree, isn't it? It's because it's her.[Read chapter tags for which are smut and which are fluff!]
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- Part 1 of Horny on Main: Uma Musume
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Maybe we're fools. by Deuceposter
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
28 Nov 2025
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King Halo is not her mother.
They might call her a fool for trying to live up to such a pedigree- hell they might call me a fool for believing in her as strongly as I do. Blind-leading-the-blind, the danger of abject faith, a critical failing of self-reflection... whatever they say about us now won't matter. What matters is her living up to her own happiness, and we will stumble and fall along the way. What matters is that we both pick ourselves up, dust each other off, and try again.
Because my King is not her mother, she only needs to realize that.Series
- Part 2 of Horny on Main: Uma Musume