The Secret Life of Pet People (Hey, Melissa AU)

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• Freedom, Sweet Freedom by A_Multi_Fandom_Mess

  Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  30 Sep 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Paul Matthews & Ted Spankoffski
  • Paul Matthews
  • Ted Spankoffski
  • Nightmare Time: Hey Melissa!
  • specifically an AU where Paul & Ted survive & escape
  • Oneshot

  Summary

  The door had been left unlocked, and Paul and Ted sure as hell weren't going to wait for Melissa to come back home.

  Series

  • Part 1 of The Secret Life of Pet People (Hey, Melissa AU)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  452

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  51

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  351

• A Couple of Strays by A_Multi_Fandom_Mess

  Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  04 Feb 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Paul Matthews/Emma Perkins
  • Emma Perkins
  • Paul Matthews
  • Ted Spankoffski
  • Nightmare Time: Hey Melissa!
  • or at least an au of it
  • Partial Nudity
  • as in Paul and Ted are walking around in their underwear
  • No beta we die like Spot
  • Oneshot

  Summary

  After escaping Melissa's, Paul and Ted go to the one safe place Paul can think of. Emma is...incredibly confused why these two men who have been gone for four months are suddenly at her doorstep.

  Series

  • Part 2 of The Secret Life of Pet People (Hey, Melissa AU)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  552

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  39

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  350

• The Door by A_Multi_Fandom_Mess

  Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  13 Feb 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Melissa (The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals)
  • Paul Matthews
  • Ted Spankoffski
  • Nightmare Time: Hey Melissa!
  • or at least an au of it
  • (Brief) Taser Mention
  • Ted's hands are all fucked up
  • Oneshot
  • prequel to another fic I wrote
  • Can be read on its own or with the other fics in this au
  • Tags Are Hard

  Summary

  Ted and Paul have been playing this house pet charade for months now. Luckily for them, all it takes is one thoughtless mistake on Melissa's end for them to finally have a way out.

  [Prequel to "Freedom, Sweet Freedom"]

  Series

  • Part 3 of The Secret Life of Pet People (Hey, Melissa AU)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  400

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  28

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  236