Farmer Nandor and Pharmacist Guillermo Small Town AU
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A Prescription for Love by KristyLime for weakformemo (talitacortazar)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
08 Nov 2024
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Hard on the heels of a messy break-up with his boyfriend of five years, pharmacist Guillermo de la Cruz makes a snap decision and requests a transfer to another Walgreens. He ends up in Blissfield, a small town in upstate New York. Guillermo is not immediately taken with the charms of the small town or its residents, but a night of trivia at the local dive bar proves to be life changing for Guillermo when he meets an incredibly obnoxious Persian dairy farmer... who turns out to be the love of his life.
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To Snip, or not to snip, that is the question... by KristyLime for weakformemo (talitacortazar)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
23 Dec 2024
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With the birth of their son a little under a month away, newlyweds Guillermo and Nandor de la Cruz are working hard to make sure they're prepared. It's a frenzy of cleaning, painting, assembling, organizing, practicing, and reading.
But when Nandor suggests he was thinking of skipping over the chapter about circumcision in the book that he was reading about having a baby boy because they "won't need it," Guillermo asks Nandor to explain what he means by that. An argument ensues about their plans as it pertains to circumcising their son. They soon get to the heart of the matter, make some important decisions, and then make up.
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The Misadventures of the Persian Plow by KristyLime for weakformemo (talitacortazar)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
13 Jan 2025
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Farmer Nandor gets a side hustle plowing. One morning while out on his route, Nandor stops in at the diner, where he accidentally spills some syrup on his fussy baby and a stranger in the vicinity offers Nandor some assistance. Nandor makes fast friends and comes home with an opportunity for Guillermo, but Guillermo isn't so sure he wants it.
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Happy Hilloween! by KristyLime for weakformemo (talitacortazar)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
02 Dec 2024
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It's Halloween and Guillermo is already late heading home from Walgreens before Jim and Colin can slow him down further in turn with treats and an offer with some tricky aspects that he will have to think over and discuss with his husband.
Upon arriving at home, Guillermo finds a distressed husband and cranky toddler. Can Guillermo smooth things over and ensure that everyone has a happy Halloween?
(Or... Guillermo saves Halloween. : )
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My Valentine, My Perfect Date, My Beloved Husband, My Soulmate? by KristyLime for weakformemo (talitacortazar)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
03 Mar 2025
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Nandor's love for Guillermo has not waned one iota in the nearly five years that they've been married, but for a variety of reasons, he's feeling less than enthusiastic about their impending night on the town. Ultimately, his husband's charms and an abundance of champagne provide Nandor with a major attitude adjustment. Eager to have some sexy fun, Nandor makes a nostalgic request of his beloved. It's all fun and games until Guillermo upsets his drunken sweetie by truthfully answering what he believes to be an innocuous question. The following morning, Guillermo tries his best to make it up to Nandor and the boys receive some exciting news. In the end, Nandor arrives at a big decision.
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The Easter Hunt Is On! by KristyLime for weakformemo (talitacortazar)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
21 Apr 2025
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The de la Cruzes were having a nice, albeit chaotic, Easter on the farm until Sonny the Bunny hopped off during the Easter Egg Hunt and little Yasmina took off after him. After a bit of panic and frantic searching, all's well that ends well for the de la Cruz family. Unfortunately, not everything can be solved so simply.
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The Best Thanksgiving Ever by KristyLime for weakformemo (talitacortazar)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
23 Feb 2026
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With Thanksgiving less than a week away, Farmer Nandor is very excited about competing against his family an epic Thanksgiving themed cook-off. Nandor's Farm to Table menu is built around Tom, a turkey Nandor has raised from a poult for the last four months. Unfortunately, some members of the de la Cruz family have become quite attached to the affable bird.
Ultimately, Tom's fate rests in Farmer Nandor's big, calloused hands. What's a big, handsome, hairy, neurodivergent Persian dairy farmer, husband, and baba to do?
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