Misc. Poolverine
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It’s Logan’s turn to do the laundry. He’s not fond of most of the tasks on Wade’s chore wheel, but laundry isn’t so bad.
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He opens his eyes and there Wade is, grinning at him from the doorway. “Don’t stop on my account, Peanut.” He whispers.Series
- Part 1 of Misc. Poolverine
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Rock, Paper, Scissor (With the Wolverine) by EroticOmens
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)
06 Oct 2024
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everyone gets a stab at the honda scene... here's mine. 🗡
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“How. Do. I. Shut. You. Up?” Each of Logan’s words is punctuated by a stab or a twist of his claws.
“You don’t, Peanut. Unless you wanna whip your dick out and gag me with it, of course.”Series
- Part 2 of Misc. Poolverine
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Lil Red &The Big Bad Wolf (sorry i was lazy naming this one) by EroticOmens
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types
25 Oct 2024
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The Big Bad Wolverine hunts down Little Red Ridingpool in the woods and mauls him. Consensually, of course.
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Wade's got a prey fantasy that Logan's more than happy to help him live out.
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Wade squirms, scrabbling at the leaf litter in a half-hearted attempt to escape. His fevered groan betrays him; he wants to stay. Wants Logan to ruin him.
Wolverine snarls, then leans down to whisper. “Got you now, Lil’ Red. Open up for me.”Series
- Part 3 of Misc. Poolverine
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DP1 (But It's Deadclaws Now) by EroticOmens
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)
10 Nov 2024
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half cocked, self indulgent rewrite of the first Deadpool movie.
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"If I don’t keep this body in tip top shape, how else am I supposed to wrestle with freaks and perverts?” Once again, Wade inches closer, flexing the muscles in his arms that Logan definitely can’t see through his coat. He’s fully in the other man’s space now.Logan’s got the cigarette in one hand, the other thumb hooked in his pocket as he leans against the wall. “You wrestle with perverts often?” He asks, looking Wade up and down and puffing smoke at him.
Wade grins. “All the time. But not for free. Why, you a pervert?”
“More or less.” Logan smirks, then the fucker stubs his cigarette out in his palm. He maintains eye contact with Wade and it might be the hottest thing he’s ever seen in his life. “What’s your rate, sugar?”
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- Part 4 of Misc. Poolverine
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now you're jerkin' off in the passenger seat & i'm losing my mind by EroticOmens
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types
08 Feb 2025
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After Logan's got Wade all tied up in the Honda, what's a man supposed to do, with adrenaline still pumping through him, and the smell of dumbass Wade Wilson's ejaculate in the air?
Jork it, of course!
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Another haughty chuckle from Logan makes Wade’s insides feel like…like sinking your toes into warm sand at the beach after getting out of the cold water. Marvel H Christ.
“Go ahead,” Logan exhales the words like a challenge. “Look.”
Wolverine is putting on a show for him.Series
- Part 5 of Misc. Poolverine
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Made to be Broken [or: you're the closest to Heaven that I'll ever be] by EroticOmens
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types
18 Feb 2025
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Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls got me feeling some type of fucking way, okay?! FUCK!
now with art!
What happened between Logan's suit exploding and He has Risen, Babygirl? Maybe it was this. You can't prove it didn't.
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“I wanna kiss you,” Wade admits, too dazed to give a shit about how painfully unfunny and earnest that line is.
Logan laughs; a gentle, relieved sound that lights up the newly solidified space between them, and then there is no space.
“Then do it.” he mumbles, and his thumb is hooking under Wade’s mask, pulling it clean off so he can find Wade’s lips for a desperate kiss.Series
- Part 6 of Misc. Poolverine
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Wade and Logan just can’t admit they’re in love. Fed up, Vanessa decides to slip into her Cupid costume and do some meddling in Wade’s disastrous love life. Will she make it better, or worse? (Both is always an option.)
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“What were you thinkin’ about?” Logan asks as he runs his fingers over the hem of Wade’s shorts. His cock peeks out of the left leg hole, wedged firmly against his thigh and begging to be touched. Logan teases the slit with his pointer finger and Wade starts to leak like a fountain. “You get wet like a girl,” he comments fondly, smearing the slickness around.
“Jesus fuck,” Wade whimpers. “Why do you say shit like that to me?”
Logan says shit like that because it makes Wade weak. It makes him vulnerable, makes him soft and willing and needy. He says it because he can’t get enough of the man.Series
- Part 7 of Misc. Poolverine
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drenched in blood, the adored & beloved by EroticOmens
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Apr 2025
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A playful bloody romp in a vacant lot leaves Wade realizing he wants to give Logan all of himself, beating heart and all. Logan's salivating at the chance to take it. Mind the tags, they are your friend.
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Wade’s heartbeat is deafening, almost like he’s scared. “Did you…did you mean it, earlier?” He asks softly.
“Mean what?”
“That you wanna…rip me apart?”
Logan does. Fuck, he does. He’s actually ashamed of how much he really, truly wants to maul Wade like a fucking crazed creature. There’s just something about him that makes Logan feel feral sometimes. Logan contemplates lying for a split second, but the thought’s instantly banished by the eager glint in Wade’s cloudy eyes.
“Yeah,” Logan admits with barely a hint of shame.Series
- Part 8 of Misc. Poolverine
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It doesn't matter much what you call it: heat, rut, breeding frenzy. Logan's come down with a nasty case of Being In Love and his body starts to react accordingly.
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It feels like there’s nothing he can do to escape the fog clouding his brain, no hope of release in sight. He feels helpless in a way that makes him so uncomfortable.He needs Wade.
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- Part 9 of Misc. Poolverine
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Logan’s a salty, solitary lighthouse keeper. Wade’s a vampiric merman, the last of his kind.
They’re both so incredibly alone, but they don’t have to be. They can have one another, if they’re willing to work for it. They’ll have to deal with more than just their inner demons to get there, though.
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Wade offers him a weak smile, which should be eerie or off-putting at the very least, but somehow Logan doesn't find those bloody fangs gruesome. The way his smile reaches his half-lidded eyes is gentle, sweet.“Yer not tryna hurt anybody, are ya?” Logan slurs slightly. “Can’t help that yer scary. S’okay. I know the feeling, bubba.”
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- Part 10 of Misc. Poolverine
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Every (dirty) dog should go through proper leash training. Wolverines are no exception.
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“Are you gonna be a good boy?” Wade asks.
“Yes,” Was that Logan’s own voice, so quick and quiet and eager? Damn, guess so.
“You gotta say it. Are you gonna be my good boy, Logan?” Wade repeats huskily.
That stupid little shit knows exactly what to say. Logan’s cock throbs inside him at hearing his own name as opposed to one of the myriad of half-insults or petnames Wade keeps locked and loaded for him.
“Fuckin’…Urgh. I’ll be your …good boy.”Series
- Part 11 of Misc. Poolverine
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Lemon Drops & Honey Whiskey by EroticOmens
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool - Fandom
09 Oct 2025
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For Poolverine week! The prompt was public sex. I went a lil overboard and did art to go with it too. :>
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What if Wolverine only stayed with Wade a week or so before he moved out and moved on with his life, but somehow ended up right back where he started?OR: Wade is sad and needs to suck dick at a gloryhole about it, but oops! Guess who that dick is attached to??? It rhymes with Pulverine.
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So often, Logan has to stand with one foot in the realm of men and the other in the realm of beasts, but with Wade it’s almost like he’s not expected to be either. He can just be. Maybe it’s time to see what happens if he tries running towards something instead of from it...Series
- Part 12 of Misc. Poolverine