His Fucking Kids
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Jesus, the school should just have a parking spot labeled, “Reserved for the Novak-Winchesters,” because Dean’s getting sick of having to cruise around the parking lot looking for a spot every time he gets a call from the principal about Emma.
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- Part 1 of His Fucking Kids
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Castiel is writing that week's conjugations on the white board when his cellular phone buzzes once in his blazer pocket.
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- Part 2 of His Fucking Kids
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"And who's this?" Portia says, tilting her head at Cas again.
"The motherfucker who's gonna fuck your shit up if you don't fix our kids," Dean snaps, annoyed.
(In which Claire and Emma try to find a birthday present for Castiel, and sort of epically fail.)
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- Part 3 of His Fucking Kids
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Benny doesn't ask questions when Emma shows up on his porch. He just kicks open the screen door for her and says, "You hungry?"
(In which Claire and Emma meet for the first time. Set in the His Fucking Kids 'verse but this one works as a STAND-ALONE.)
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- Part 4 of His Fucking Kids
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Castiel would like to have a peaceful Monday night rather than one in which Emma sulks in her bedroom with her iPod blaring and Dean sulks in the garage with his record player blaring and Castiel and Claire are left to share an awkward silence in the living room.
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- Part 5 of His Fucking Kids
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"What the fuck," says the double of Dean that's standing next to the Impala that's now sitting in the middle of the grass, its bumper brushing Dean's GrillMaster. "I don't know what's weirder here, the time travel or the naked angel on my car."
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- Part 6 of His Fucking Kids
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"Was Cas ever in the hospital?"
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- Part 7 of His Fucking Kids
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Emma hadn't paid much attention, that first summer, to the custody deal Sam hammered out to make sure Dean and Cas would be able to take Claire.
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- Part 8 of His Fucking Kids
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Dean knows the lies they tell themselves to soldier through what hurts. He knows how much more it hurts to finally acknowledge that they were never true.
(In which the Novak-Winchesters celebrate their first Christmas as a family.)
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- Part 9 of His Fucking Kids
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"We have decided," Cas said, "that in order to foster a sense of unity within our developing family unit, everyone is to wear pajamas to breakfast on Saturday mornings."
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- Part 10 of His Fucking Kids
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Krissy can beat Dean at poker and Cas at poker and she knows the words to all the songs Dean has playing on the record player in the corner while they all play cards at the table. Krissy's sly and smirking and can even draw smiles out of Claire. Krissy's loud and brave and insistent and human.
Emma's not.
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- Part 11 of His Fucking Kids
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Dean goes out to the Impala, and rifles through the bottom compartment in the trunk to see if he can find any antibiotics. He comes up with a half-empty bottle of doxycycline from 2009 and two white tablets rattling around in a shoebox that he thinks are just antacids.
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- Part 12 of His Fucking Kids
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It's a Wednesday during summer break when Emma wakes up to the sound of movement downstairs.
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- Part 13 of His Fucking Kids
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Emma wakes up the next morning with a sense something's wrong. She couldn't explain exactly what it is, just that—
(In which Claire and Emma mess with magic. Again.)
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- Part 14 of His Fucking Kids