Kinktober 2023
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Temperature's Up, 'Bout to Erupt by sparklepocalypse
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
02 Oct 2023
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Alex’s senses spark with the taste of Henry’s tongue, the smell of leather and sweat, and the feeling of their bodies pressed together from knee to chest. Through Henry’s shirt, the small of his back is a hot, shuddering plane beneath Alex’s palm, and Alex wants.
(Movieverse; an expanded take on the polo scene.)
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- Part 1 of Kinktober 2023
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My Lips, They are Yours and Not Mine by sparklepocalypse
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue (2023), Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
02 Oct 2023
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Henry’s coat lands softly behind him, then his cravat, and his boots and stockings follow, a trail of increasing impropriety that leads to Henry, standing on the grass near the lakeshore with his hands on the fall of his breeches, his shirt untucked, transfixed by the vision that’s arrested his gaze and halted his efforts to disrobe.
(Movie or bookverse interlude that doesn't explicitly riff off any of the canon events. Alex asks Henry if he has any fantasies; Henry has an extremely specific one he'd like to try.)
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- Part 2 of Kinktober 2023
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One Breath, It'll Just Break It by sparklepocalypse
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue (2023), Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
03 Oct 2023
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One would think the pompous dick would have the decency to look at Alex while he’s throwing him under the goddamn bus. Alex grits his teeth.
(AU; Alex works as legal counsel for the Okonjo Foundation, and Henry is a former prince and one of the biggest donors for the construction of the foundation's Brooklyn LGBTQ+ youth shelter.)
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- Part 3 of Kinktober 2023
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Take it Down Low / Make Me Get High by sparklepocalypse
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue (2023), Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
04 Oct 2023
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“Henry,” Alex rasps wonderingly, sounding almost entranced, “I want to eat your ass.” Henry’s train of thought screeches to a halt with such force that for a moment, he thinks he might’ve had a stroke.
(A movie or bookverse-compliant spicy interlude at the DNC hotel.)
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- Part 4 of Kinktober 2023
- Part 2 of The Key to My Body
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When the Heat is On by sparklepocalypse
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue (2023), Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
05 Oct 2023
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“Holy shit, you got us a sauna,” Alex gasps as he takes in what’s inside. He crowds Henry through the door, and all thoughts leave his mind beyond basking in the glorious heat that surrounds them as the door falls shut.
(An interlude in Finland, after a climate summit that occurs post-outing and post-election. Works with the movie or the book.)
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- Part 5 of Kinktober 2023
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Take a Trip Into My Garden by sparklepocalypse
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue (2023), Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
06 Oct 2023
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Alex groans. From the sound of things, he’s in no better state than Henry. “Why in the absolute fuck does your family have a fucking Viagra orchid?”
(A sex pollen fic that takes place on the grounds of Kensington Palace between the Cornetto scene and the interview blitz.)
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- Part 6 of Kinktober 2023
- Part 1 of Bloom
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In the Low Lamp Light, I Was Free by sparklepocalypse
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
08 Oct 2023
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“You wanna go again?” Alex asks, pressing the back of his head into the pillows, offering his throat more fully to Henry’s hungry mouth, and when Henry laughs and retrieves another condom and the little bottle of lube from his toiletry bag, he adds, “I had a thought, though. I thought, maybe… you could be inside me this time.”
(Movieverse; there were two condom wrappers on the floor in Paris.)
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- Part 7 of Kinktober 2023
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What's Symbiotic Will Always Be by sparklepocalypse
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
08 Oct 2023
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Henry can’t stop thinking about it, even after everything in his life goes to shit. It defies logic. It flies in the face of everything he’s ever learned about history and public health, every lecture he’s had on decorum, every bit of anxiety he’s had about fluids and clothing, and —
And then it gets worse.
(Or, three times Henry didn't ask Alex to fuck him raw, and one time he did.)
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- Part 8 of Kinktober 2023
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Down On My Knees; Wanna Take You There by sparklepocalypse
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
09 Oct 2023
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“Ladies and gentlemen,” the announcer proclaims, “please rise for His Majesty, the King!”
His Majesty? Alex removes his helmet and tucks it under his arm in time with the other knights. But His Majesty? As long as he could remember, the Faire’s court had been presided over by Queen Catherine, and he wonders what had changed between last season and this.
Then a blond, pretty man dressed in resplendent colors and fabrics enters the royal box, and Alex nearly swallows his tongue.
(AKA the Renaissance Faire AU I never thought I'd write, especially in a single day.)
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- Part 9 of Kinktober 2023
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Give Me Your Confession by sparklepocalypse
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
10 Oct 2023
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He stares at the photo and makes an incoherent sound. He blinks. Blinks again. But the photo is still there, and in it, Henry, love of his life, man of his dreams, his heart’s greatest desire…
Henry is wearing a confident sneer and leather. Fucking. Pants.
(A book or movieverse interlude at Kensington Palace once the fallout from all the book's major events has settled. Set before the Red, White & Royal Blue bonus chapter in the special edition.)
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- Part 10 of Kinktober 2023
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I Want to Be Every Button You Press by sparklepocalypse
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
12 Oct 2023
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He leans into Alex’s playful, nibbling kisses, shoving Alex’s shirt down his shoulders until Alex shrugs out of it and tosses it aside. Their foreplay is joyful, each of them greedy for the other. Henry’s hands find Alex’s fly and undoes it, and Alex grabs his waist and rolls them so Henry’s on top, then slides a hand down into the back of Henry’s trousers, cupping his ass through his boxers. Henry’s gasp is lost in the heated skin just below Alex’s ear as he seeks out the spots on his neck that make his hips roll into a sinuous grind against his own.
(Movieverse; there were smudges on the mirror at the DNC hotel.)
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- Part 11 of Kinktober 2023
- Part 1 of The Key to My Body
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Don't Overthink When You Could Be Lovin' Me by sparklepocalypse
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
12 Oct 2023
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Alex is draped from head to toe in strategically placed gold chains, paired with an elaborate gold collar around his throat, gilt sandals on his feet, a floor-length black and gold cape draped over his back, and a very small, very snug, gold pair of… shorts? Briefs? Definitely not enough fabric to call them pants… covering his groin.
“Absolutely not,” Henry sputters, his face flushed, his eyes round as saucers.
(Movieverse or Bookverse, post-canon (ignores the book bonus chapter, or at least happens before it). Alex and Henry get invited to Heidi Klum's annual Halloween party. Henry's social anxiety does the thing while they're getting ready, so Alex helps. Happy Spooky Season!)
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- Part 12 of Kinktober 2023
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You're So Attractive; How Did That Happen by sparklepocalypse
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
14 Oct 2023
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Henry is a big man. He’s tall — taller than either of his siblings and most of his cousins. His shoulders are broad. Years on horseback have helped him develop decent muscle mass. So when Alex storms into his life like a beautiful, infuriating tornado, Henry fully expects to continue feeling big.
But Alex has ways of making Henry feel small, cherished, even precious.
(Or, three things about Alex that make Henry feel wonderfully small, and one thing that doesn't.)
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- Part 13 of Kinktober 2023
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What I Need Tonight by sparklepocalypse
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
15 Oct 2023
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It’s two in the morning on a Tuesday when the clatter of something hitting the bathroom floor startles Henry awake. At first, his groggy mind assumes it’s Alex – but then Alex snuffles in his sleep behind him and tightens his arms around Henry’s waist.
There’s another clatter, and then a shuffling noise, and Henry’s eyes widen. He reaches back and grabs Alex’s thigh, shaking him.
(A temporal folding M/M/M AU that takes place post-canon but pre-bonus chapter.)
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- Part 14 of Kinktober 2023
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Amazed at How We Talk (Once, Successfully) by sparklepocalypse
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
16 Oct 2023
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And, well. Fuck that guy. Alex isn’t about to rub elbows with people who can’t even stand to be in the same room as him.
Alex isn’t sulking when he sidles up to the bar and steals a man’s whisky. He also isn’t sulking when he obtains a second glass, this one neat. Or when he snags a large plate of canapés from one of the waitstaff and nonchalantly strolls out of the room.
(Movieverse; a riff on the trope that asks, What if Cakegate didn't happen?)
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- Part 15 of Kinktober 2023
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Tug On My Shirt Now, I Can't Speak by sparklepocalypse
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
17 Oct 2023
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“Baby,” Alex murmurs, sliding across the backseat of the SUV toward Henry and placing his hand over Henry’s when he goes to check his watch a second time. “We’ve got plenty of time. We left almost an hour early because you checked the traffic updates.”
Henry sighs. “Can’t help it,” he says, turning his wrist so he can interlace their fingers. “Even the idea of being late to public engagements – ”
“Makes you twitchy,” Alex agrees. He places his free hand on Henry’s shoulder, rubbing it softly. “How can I help?”
(Alex and Henry are stuck in traffic en route to an event. Alex helps Henry get over some anxiety with his lack of a gag reflex. That’s it. That’s the fic.)
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- Part 16 of Kinktober 2023
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Blame My Poor Romantic Mind for the Mess We Made by sparklepocalypse
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
18 Oct 2023
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Alex breathes hard but closes his eyes, forcing himself to relax, and the cool, damp tip of the pen skitters over Alex’s skin, leaving goose pimples in its wake. Henry leans over him, his breath wafting over the fresh, black ink. He waits a moment for it to dry, then leans back to peer at his handiwork.
(Movie or Bookverse; Henry writes homoerotic poetry on Alex's skin.)
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- Part 17 of Kinktober 2023
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Side Effects of Wanting You Kick In by sparklepocalypse
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
19 Oct 2023
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“Just a second – ha!” Alex’s hand connects with the back of Henry’s right thigh, just below his ass, with a resounding slap.
Henry freezes in place, breath hitching, his eyes falling shut and his muscles tensing. Oh. His eyes flutter open again as he relaxes a moment later. “What was that for?!” Henry demands, but his tone is breathier than he expects.
Alex shrugs. “You had a massive horsefly on your leg. Would’ve left a crater if it’d bitten you. Also – ” he takes a half-step closer, “ – did that do something for you?”
(The summer after the election, Alex and Henry return to the lake house. This is their Fourth of July.)
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- Part 18 of Kinktober 2023
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Can't Hide It, My Face Says What's Inside by sparklepocalypse
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
20 Oct 2023
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“Whuh – ” Henry tries. He closes his mouth, pressing his lips together, nostrils flaring. He takes a deep breath and exhales slowly. “What are you wearing?”
(Alex surprises Henry by dressing up for him. Henry's brain evaporates.)
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- Part 19 of Kinktober 2023
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Don't Want to Worry 'bout Whatever by sparklepocalypse
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
20 Oct 2023
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“The caterers managed to recover some of the obscenity my brother called a wedding cake,” Henry murmurs, offering the tub to Alex. When Alex hesitates, Henry shrugs and scoops out a bite for himself. “The cake in this tub never touched the floor,” he says, shoving his spoon into his mouth. The aromas of vanilla and almond burst across his palate, and he closes his eyes and hums appreciatively.
(A sequel to my "What if Cakegate didn't happen?" AU, Amazed at How We Talk (Once, Successfully); Henry remembers the cake.)
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- Part 20 of Kinktober 2023