Fuck Me Till The Sun's Up, Fuck Me Till I Throw Up ― LMK Kinktober !
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It's A Piece Of Cake To Bake A Pretty Cake (if the way is hazy) by orphan_account
Fandoms: LEGO Monkie Kid
30 Sep 2023
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"Oh."
Her cheeks feel warm from the self-conscious idea that she had spoken too much, and she's glad they couldn't spot the sudden way her freckles had blossomed across her cheekbones like the first flowers of spring, shaking her head.
"I-it's nothing―" She says lamely, and looks away from the duo, to the dark blanket of the sky and its moon with its soft glow looking back at them.
A small huff escapes her, and her body grows warm. She grumbles, "It's really nothing!" and prays they leave it at that.
They don't.
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She looks back at Macaque, and the outfit.
"Where'd you find the cash to even buy this?" She deadpans, feeling the fabric between her fingers. It seemed comfortable enough for her to wear, but still, she was oddly curious. "Don't tell me you stole it?"
The six-eared monkey scowls. "Do I look like a petty thief to you?"
The look she gives him is the only answer he'll receive, and he rolls his eyes.
"I didn't steal it."
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(There was a price involved, as there always was with this girl. The price being, he allows that noodle boy and company to spend the night, and she gives him a favor as thanks.)
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But as expected, Yang Jian didn't have a brain, or maybe Sun Wukong stole it. The moment she arrived at her destination, her cousin sucked her into a scroll.
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Everyone knows dealing with a mad scientist is a bad idea, especially if the mad scientist in question was a prince with an ego enough to rival the Buddha's karma, and refuses to admit that he fucked up.
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I Just Wanna Feel Good by orphan_account
Fandoms: LEGO Monkie Kid, Xi You Ji | Journey to the West - Wu Cheng'en
11 Oct 2023
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Mulang was thankful the Fates at least had the mercy of granting him his powers and memories. All he had to do was wait for his beloved.
And wait.
And wait.
And….
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Red allowed the silence to press on, letting the noodle boy's mind wander.
"Oh. Okay."
Red frowned. "Do you even know what I'm referencing?"
"Yeah. You wanna fuck me to set me free." He wiggled his rear end for effect. "And I agree, because I trust you, and also because you're hot and I want to get out."
Alright, so either the noodle boy was as naive as he appeared, or he was just fully stupid. Red went with the latter for his own sanity
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Kiss Me Till My Lips Are Bruised by orphan_account
Fandoms: LEGO Monkie Kid, Xi You Ji | Journey to the West - Wu Cheng'en, 西游记 | Journey to the West (TV 1986 & 2000)
12 Oct 2023
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Mulang was not a patient man.
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If you ever gave Porty MK a bottle of liquor and left him in a room with nothing but flashing neon lights and loud music to burst your eardrums, you would possibly make him the happiest man alive, because that's all he ever wanted and ever needed.
Just to drink his life away, having fun. Life was too short for him to worry about anything else.
Which was why when OG decided he was too 'dangerous' to be left alone, he was beyond pissed. Sure, he did a few bad things like nearly killing the dragon girl and basically forcing everyone to party till they dropped dead, but that was the fun part! Soberness was so overrated!
OG MK, he figured, was just a sissy, and incredibly boring.
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"Good girl, my little princess. Maybe you do deserve that reward I promised, hm~?"
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So long as his Lady was happy, then he would be too.
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Mei was a bit too eccentric for her own good, even when her intentions were pure. Unfortunately, this was not one of those times where her suggestions were harmless bits of fun.
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Right. Now you remember― Red Son was being a little shit, so you decided to fuck his parents as revenge. Everything else was a mystery by then.
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How did things end up like this? All MK wanted was to spice things up in the bedroom. A harmless request, that's all.
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This was a lot more fun than he initially realized.
There was something mildly interesting about the concept of having someone completely at your mercy, to have their life in your hands.
Well, maybe that was too dramatic, but whoever said Party MK was normal?
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12345SEX On My Mind by orphan_account
Fandoms: LEGO Monkie Kid, Xi You Ji | Journey to the West - Wu Cheng'en
15 Oct 2023
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"...you fucked my grandpa/mentor?!"
"Nuh uh."
"FUCK YOU MEAN NUH UH?!"
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There were many pros and cons to having clones.
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Sometimes, you really, really wanna slap the shit outta the Monkey King. You couldn't of course, but the temptation was growing greater each and every time he shoved himself in your daily life.
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I'll Suck Your Dick While You Ride To The Beach by orphan_account
Fandoms: LEGO Monkie Kid
23 Oct 2023
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"You two fucked didn't you?"
"No!"
"Yep."
"...once."
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Because, of course, the Buddha just was not satisfied with the current chain of events right now. Oh no, that wasn't the least bit terrifying, having to go up against the man who literally terrorized Heaven for fun. Absolutely not―they needed to have him possessed!
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