Clint and Phil (MCU Avengers Universe)
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Phil Coulson is a Paper Pusher by cakeisnotpie
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Movies), The Avengers (2012)
02 Feb 2013
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Phil Coulson was a world class paper pusher, a born bureaucrat, a pain in the ass, and about a half a dozen other ways to say he was damn good at the job of keeping order, at least according to a lot of the people who worked with him. Handling weird shit, calmly and with aplomb, that was Phil’s job.
Phil was the glue that held Clint Barton together, the reason he’d stayed at SHEILD, the first thing Clint thought about when going on a mission, and the last thing Clint dreamed about before he went to sleep. And Clint was the reason Phil knew that they needed his death to spur them on to greatness; Clint was driven by past wrongs, haunted by the dead, and Phil had learned that from every single time Clint pulled back that bowstring and never missed.
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- Part 1 of Clint and Phil (MCU Avengers Universe)
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Clint Barton was a Damn Lucky Man by cakeisnotpie
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Movies), The Avengers (2012)
04 Feb 2013
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Clint Barton had very little that he cared about in the world. He’d learned early on that if you cared, you got hurt. Parents backhanded you, mentors turned on you, and even brothers left you for dead. In the army, he’d learned to keep his mouth shut and his true abilities hidden. He’d worked on both sides of the law, killed for money, and came to SHIELD with more baggage than anyone knew. And with each new obstacle, he carefully built a wall between his heart and the rest of the world, a way to protect himself from the pain.
This is the follow up to Phil Coulson is a Paper Pusher.
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- Part 2 of Clint and Phil (MCU Avengers Universe)
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Dear Agent by cakeisnotpie
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Marvel (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Feb 2013
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It wasn’t that Tony was a voyeur or anything. Honestly. Everyone always assumed that he searched the security tapes for racy sections to jack off to in his lab, but that was so far from the truth that he let the rumor ride to cover the real reasons. Those who thought it was about trust were closer to the mark; life had taught him that most people were out for their own interests and he needed to be on constant.
Inspired by this magnificent artwork by KingbirdKathy at http://kingbirdkathy.tumblr.com/post/42751506634/phil-clint-guest-for-fanbook
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- Part 3 of Clint and Phil (MCU Avengers Universe)
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Of Jetpacks and Flight Patterns by cakeisnotpie
Fandoms: Marvel (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (2012)
25 Feb 2013
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Tony opens his big mouth and has to make amends to Phil and Clint for spilling secrets in the middle of battle. He does so in his own over-the-top style.
Based upon the artwork by Sekra Iat http://cakeisnotpie.tumblr.com/post/43911939965/sekra-its-like-working-with-children-one.
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- Part 4 of Clint and Phil (MCU Avengers Universe)
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Clint Barton is a Trouble Magnet by cakeisnotpie
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Movies), The Avengers (2012)
25 Mar 2013
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The years of working at SHIELD with Phil Coulson were when Clint learned more about why he was willing to throw himself right in front of a bullet. It all came down to the fact that Clint believed he could save people. He knew, deep down, that he could make the shot, save the hostage, retrieve the captured agent. He was good, he understood that, and, with Phil’s calming voice in his ear, giving him the support he’d never had, Clint could do whatever he set his mind to, even things that seemed impossible.
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- Part 5 of Clint and Phil (MCU Avengers Universe)
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Everyone Believed that Phil Coulson was Always in Control by cakeisnotpie
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (2012)
13 Apr 2013
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So it came as a big surprise to the other Avengers when Phil and Clint stopped talking to each other, Clint moving back into his empty single room with nothing but the clothes on his back and a new toothbrush he’d left in the bathroom drawer. Oh, it was all so civilized – Phil never so much as blinked at Clint during briefings or missed a movie night – they just sat on opposite sides of the couch and steadfastly ignored each other; Phil was, of course, much more successful at being his normal self despite the sudden loss of half his identity. Clint was more of a pouter, slinking into this corner and pretending Phil wasn’t there...
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- Part 6 of Clint and Phil (MCU Avengers Universe)
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Road Trip by cakeisnotpie
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (2012), Marvel (Movies)
27 May 2013
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Working for SHIELD means long hours of boredom occasionally mixed with short bursts of action. Everyone learned how to deal with the down time. For Clint, that involves music, being a smartass and dreaming about one Phil Coulson.
This story takes place prior to the events in The Avengers.
Based upon artwork by marielikestodraw. See the story for a link.
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- Part 7 of Clint and Phil (MCU Avengers Universe)
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Write It On My Heart by cakeisnotpie
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (2012)
22 Apr 2013
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In some ways, Phil had it the worst; he was the ultimate voyeur most of the time as the others engaged the villains. The distance did nothing to lessen the impact; watching a child die at the hands of a criminal or an innocent civilian go down beneath falling concrete was never easy, no matter where he was. Late at night, he’d play it all back in his mind, thinking of what they could have done differently, and, if he was feeling brutally honest, indulge in a sense of frustration over his sideline status; as much as everyone else, Phil wanted to be running into danger, not waiting it out, fingers itching to pull a trigger or curl into a fist. No, Phil spent far too much time mouthing silent promises to whatever deity might be listening, hoping to never hear the call that anyone was hurt or missing or down … especially Clint.
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- Part 8 of Clint and Phil (MCU Avengers Universe)
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Barton's Down by cakeisnotpie
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (2012)
27 Apr 2013
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there was no way to truly keep from forming attachments, no way to be assured that when a colleague went down beneath a hail of bullets the pain would be any less because you never acted on the attraction. Phil had realized that when he’d had to make that call to Natasha and tell her, in his calmest voice, that Clint had been compromised by that bastard Loki, and when he woke up in that hospital bed, unsure whether Clint had survived or was even Clint anymore.
So the call, when it came, surprised them all
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- Part 9 of Clint and Phil (MCU Avengers Universe)
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The Rules by cakeisnotpie
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (2012)
03 Jun 2013
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Everyone thinks Phil Coulson lives by the rules and Clint always breaks them ... but it's Clint who has Barton's Big Five rules of sex. A five plus one story from the Phil & Clint Universe.
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- Part 10 of Clint and Phil (MCU Avengers Universe)
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Wash in Warm Water by cakeisnotpie
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (2012)
01 Jul 2013
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Phil's having a no good, horrible, bad day, and then he sees Clint. Warning: ties were stained in the making of this drabble!
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- Part 11 of Clint and Phil (MCU Avengers Universe)
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Hang to Dry by cakeisnotpie
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (2012)
02 Jul 2013
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Clint's ready to walk ... until he sees the most amazing thing.
This is a companion piece to "Wash in Warm Water"
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- Part 12 of Clint and Phil (MCU Avengers Universe)
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It's My Party! by cakeisnotpie
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (2012)
08 Jul 2013
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A Happy Birthday Phil Coulson fic. Most fluff, serious romance, a hot dog monster, Ben & Jerry's, lobster rolls, pancakes, sexy times, cupcakes, and bad movies. Plus a big question.
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- Part 13 of Clint and Phil (MCU Avengers Universe)
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Lounge Lizard by cakeisnotpie
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 Aug 2013
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Phil's undercover and Clint's driving him crazy OR Cake just wants to write jealous Phil & lounge singer Clint. Lots of music ahead.
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- Part 14 of Clint and Phil (MCU Avengers Universe)
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But the one thing that got to Phil the most wasn’t singing or slapping or meditating … it was a tiny tube of black eyeliner that Clint had R & D whip up for him. Once a month a new bottle appeared and Clint would rotate the half-empty one out of his kit and tuck the full one in. According to Clint, the eye black reduced glare and sharpened his focus, much like a military sniper or a football player would use.
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- Part 15 of Clint and Phil (MCU Avengers Universe)
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Bastards Have Brothers by cakeisnotpie
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Movies), Marvel 616, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
01 Feb 2014
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There's a strange guy in town trying to sell some pictures to Pepper and Tony ... and it turns out Clint Barton has a family who cares about him after all.
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- Part 16 of Clint and Phil (MCU Avengers Universe)
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No Regrets by cakeisnotpie
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Marvel (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
22 Feb 2014
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17-year-old Phil Coulson is a real surprise. Can Clint survive this bad boy when he sets his mind to something? Or the story of how Clint Barton became The Guy and Phil is a sexy little fucker.
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- Part 17 of Clint and Phil (MCU Avengers Universe)
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Perchance to Dream by cakeisnotpie
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
01 Apr 2014
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Phil should be used to death, but, turns out, when one life ends, another one begins. Or Clint has cookies, Bruce can rock and sing, and Tony has a daycare in the building. Pure fluff because hey, I wanted to.
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- Part 18 of Clint and Phil (MCU Avengers Universe)
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Pay No Attention by cakeisnotpie
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Marvel (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
11 May 2014
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Clint felt completely out-of-place in the primary colored room with Disney posters and Nick Jr on the televisions. This world was alien, unknown; give him a back alley in New Orleans, a slum in Calcutta, or even one of Tony’s high society galas and Clint could blend in, do his job, and get out. But this? Kids and vaccinations and alphabet songs and pre-school waiting lists? So not his thing.
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- Part 19 of Clint and Phil (MCU Avengers Universe)
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Based on a True Story by cakeisnotpie
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Marvel (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 May 2014
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A series of snapshots of life with kids ... or how Clint and Phil are surviving all the changes in their lives. Candy, cookie dough, paint, garlic butter, and Legos all make guest appearances. Pure Fluff.
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- Part 20 of Clint and Phil (MCU Avengers Universe)