Burglarising

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• Honour Among Thieves by brandybuckles

  Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  30 Dec 2012

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
  • Bilbo Baggins
  • Thorin Oakenshield
  • Nori
  • Assorted Dwarves
  • AU
  • post bagginshield
  • Angst
  • mature themes
  • fem!Bilbo
  • did i mention the angst
  • there is a larger headcanon at work here

  Summary

  A chance meeting accompanied by the musings of a former burglar...
  '...for dwarves above all are proud and greedy creatures, covetous and jealous of their rights in love as in all other things....'

  Series

  • Part 1 of Burglarising

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,981

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  34

  Kudos:

  1,108

  Bookmarks:

  96

  Hits:

  32,976

• Of Bloodlines & Braids by brandybuckles

  Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  03 Jan 2013

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
  • Bilbo Baggins
  • Thorin Oakenshield
  • Kíli
  • Fíli
  • Ori - Character
  • Bofur
  • Dwalin
  • Balin
  • Other Assorted Dwarves
  • headcanon strikes again
  • bagginshield
  • fem!Bilbo
  • trust a Brandybuck and a Took
  • This got long
  • less with the angst this time
  • hopefully to be continued
  • Thorin is majestic
  • and kind of a douche
  • fili & kili are trolls
  • italicised flashback

  Summary

  A burglar reminisces whilst in Buckland.
  "You were mine, dwarf king, mine as I was yours."

  Series

  • Part 2 of Burglarising

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,316

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  21

  Kudos:

  824

  Bookmarks:

  28

  Hits:

  23,926

• A Kingly Gift by brandybuckles

  Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M, Other
  • Complete Work

  01 Jan 2013

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
  • Bilbo Baggins
  • Thorin Oakenshield
  • Gandalf
  • Elrond
  • sundry elves
  • bagginshield
  • Angst
  • Childbirth
  • in which i abuse the concept of subtlety
  • some light fluff
  • gandalf being gandalf
  • disapproving elrond disapproves
  • Flashbacks
  • AU
  • fem!Bilbo

  Summary

  A wakeful burglar is haunted by gifts and memories old and new.

  Series

  • Part 3 of Burglarising

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,915

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  17

  Kudos:

  789

  Bookmarks:

  29

  Hits:

  22,533

• Won't See The End by brandybuckles

  Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Multi
  • Complete Work

  16 Jan 2013

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
  • Thorin Oakenshield
  • Dwalin
  • Balin
  • Assorted Dwarves
  • Dáin Ironfoot
  • far over the misty mountains cold
  • part four
  • this is kind of rough
  • but its as good as its going to get
  • Thorin is majestic
  • Erebor
  • there is some kind of plot here
  • its happening
  • i'm just not sure how yet
  • vague allusions to a coherent narrative
  • some mature-ish themes
  • fem!Bilbo
  • Overuse of italics

  Summary

  The King Beneath the Mountain does not sleep.
  'She lied to you, Thorin Thrains son. Perhaps even her love was a lie...'

  Series

  • Part 4 of Burglarising

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,069

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  27

  Kudos:

  745

  Bookmarks:

  31

  Hits:

  22,280

• Cowardly Lions by brandybuckles

  Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  26 Jan 2013

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
  • Bilbo Baggins
  • Lobelia Sackville Baggins
  • Fíli
  • Kíli
  • its late and i'm tired
  • fem!Bilbo
  • its long and there is dialogue
  • I Tried
  • AU
  • bagginshield
  • well sort of
  • in which i decide lobelia is a red head based on no evidence whatsoever
  • also other stuff
  • wow i really do need to work on my tagging
  • slowly expanding series

  Summary

  A burglar is accosted on her way home and finds herself in a very sticky situation. Her relatives aren't exactly helping.

  Series

  • Part 5 of Burglarising

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,487

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  35

  Kudos:

  923

  Bookmarks:

  38

  Hits:

  23,842

• What's Mine Is Yours by brandybuckles

  Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M, Other
  • Complete Work

  06 Feb 2013

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
  • Bilbo Baggins
  • Thorin Oakenshield
  • Fíli
  • Kíli
  • Dwalin
  • Bofur
  • Bifur
  • Ori - Character
  • Lobelia Sackville Baggins
  • Primula Brandybuck
  • Drogo Baggins
  • Paladin Took
  • assorted dwarves and hobbits
  • crappy title is crappy
  • billa baggins cannot catch a break
  • Fíli and Kíli are adorable
  • and just a little bit thick
  • okay
  • a lot thick
  • Flashback
  • Angst
  • i know not what i do
  • lobelia takes the wheel
  • this is what happens when you leave me alone with a keyboard
  • pippin's dad somehow snuck in
  • and frodo's
  • what
  • I don't have a hobbit problem

  Summary

  A burglar and a prince have a long overdue conversation. Among other things.

  Series

  • Part 6 of Burglarising

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  8,246

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Comments:

  46

  Kudos:

  875

  Bookmarks:

  32

  Hits:

  26,046

• So Small A Thing by brandybuckles

  Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  12 Feb 2013

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
  • Bilbo Baggins
  • Thorin Oakenshield
  • Fíli
  • Kíli
  • Paladin Took
  • Primula Brandybuck Baggins
  • Dora Baggins
  • Esmerelda Took
  • Meriadoc Brandybuck
  • Hamfast Gamgee
  • assorted hobbits and dwarves
  • bagginshield
  • AU
  • fem!Bilbo
  • picking up the pace now
  • as much as I am able to do that
  • Paladin has as big a gob as his son
  • Fili needs an aspirin
  • and possibly a cuddle
  • Angst
  • Again

  Summary

  They are a small and curious party- a dwarf prince, a burglar, a gardener's son and a Took of Great Smials, but there have been odder groups, and the treasure they set out to reclaim is no less precious than the last.

  Series

  • Part 7 of Burglarising

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,802

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  28

  Kudos:

  704

  Bookmarks:

  30

  Hits:

  20,319

• Snapdragon by brandybuckles

  Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  17 Feb 2013

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
  • other - Relationship
  • Bilbo Baggins
  • Thorin Oakenshield
  • Fíli
  • Assorted Dwarves
  • Interlude
  • ducking for cover
  • this is short
  • fem!Bilbo
  • AU
  • Conspiracy
  • i have certain issues
  • nevermind
  • bagginshield
  • and other stuff
  • Angst
  • i do the things i have to do
  • to keep you people invested

  Summary

  It is only stealing back, after all.

  Series

  • Part 8 of Burglarising

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,149

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  40

  Kudos:

  635

  Bookmarks:

  20

  Hits:

  20,508

• All That Is Gold by brandybuckles

  Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Multi
  • Complete Work

  26 Mar 2013

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
  • Bilbo Baggins
  • Thorin Oakenshield
  • Dáin Ironfoot
  • Fíli
  • Kíli
  • Assorted Dwarves
  • Ori - Character
  • Dori
  • Nori
  • Dwalin
  • Balin
  • Elrond
  • Elrohir
  • Elladan
  • Bofur
  • Bifur
  • fem!Bilbo
  • bagginshield
  • AU
  • thorin broods a lot
  • like i was hoping to get further than this
  • but then things happened
  • so this will probably be a three or four parter
  • i think
  • mature themes and generalised angst
  • the road to hell is paved with good intentions
  • time is spent visiting a certain river in egypt
  • i cannot spell egypt
  • Dain's beard is mighty and to be feared
  • ori the sassy librarian
  • dori's teashop is now a thing
  • unleash the snapdragon
  • dwarrows doing dwarrow things
  • grasper and keeper
  • dwalin's axes get their own tag cause they're awesome
  • unlikely voices of reason
  • and thorin maybe getting something of a clue
  • Elves
  • elves are here!
  • well sort of
  • just go with it
  • dwobbit and dwarrow shenanagins
  • Fluff and Angst

  Summary

  He is King Under the Mahal-help-him Mountain.
  He was in no way prepared for this.

  Series

  • Part 9 of Burglarising

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  16,830

  Chapters:

  5/5

  Comments:

  160

  Kudos:

  1,234

  Bookmarks:

  80

  Hits:

  40,130

• Greener Roots by brandybuckles

  Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  02 Apr 2013

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
  • Bilbo Baggins
  • Thorin Oakenshield
  • Dwalin
  • Balin
  • Kíli
  • Fíli
  • others - Character
  • Bofur
  • Bombur
  • fem!Bilbo
  • bagginshield
  • Fluff everywhere
  • but angst too because i am unable to function without it
  • kili is an excellent cousin
  • thorin tries hard
  • bless him
  • king under the mountain of morons

  Summary

  In which there is talk of feet and feelings.

  Series

  • Part 10 of Burglarising

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,317

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  43

  Kudos:

  961

  Bookmarks:

  47

  Hits:

  27,256

• Unwearied Then by brandybuckles

  Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Multi
  • Complete Work

  17 Apr 2013

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
  • Fíli & Kíli
  • Bilbo Baggins
  • Thorin Oakenshield
  • Fíli
  • Kíli
  • Balin
  • Bofur
  • tears abound
  • fem!Bilbo
  • bagginshield
  • odd points of view
  • Family Feels
  • i have a cold so apologies if this is crappy
  • my hidden ships
  • can you see them
  • Xenophobia
  • Jealousy
  • DysFUNctional families
  • wow that got heavy fast

  Summary

  'She cannot decide whether she wants to leap on him and smother him in kisses or go up behind and brain him with a rock...'
  Billa Baggins arrives in Erebor, and more besides.

  Series

  • Part 11 of Burglarising

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,243

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  22

  Kudos:

  957

  Bookmarks:

  33

  Hits:

  25,612

• Earth & Stone by brandybuckles

  Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Other, Multi
  • Complete Work

  01 May 2013

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
  • Bilbo Baggins
  • Thorin Oakenshield
  • Dáin Ironfoot
  • Balin
  • Paladin Took
  • Hamfast Gamgee
  • Fíli
  • Kíli
  • Erebor - Character
  • bagginshield
  • fem!Bilbo
  • billa is conflicted
  • thorin is not
  • emotionally damaged people making poor decisions
  • Conflict
  • Family Feels
  • overuse of middle earth etymology
  • if thats even the right word
  • dwarf customs and stuff
  • hobbit finance traditions
  • Guilt

  Summary

  She is a Baggins, and a Took, and a burglar. She can be brave.

  Series

  • Part 12 of Burglarising

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,038

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Comments:

  34

  Kudos:

  923

  Bookmarks:

  40

  Hits:

  26,780

• In Pursuit of Levity by brandybuckles

  Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Multi
  • Complete Work

  14 May 2013

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
  • Bilbo Baggins
  • Thorin Oakenshield
  • Fíli
  • Kíli
  • Bifur
  • Nori
  • Dwalin
  • Ironfist Dwarves
  • bagginshield
  • AU
  • fem!Bilbo
  • author fails at writing drunken dwarves
  • seriously thorin think of your liver
  • Beards
  • possibly inflammatory language
  • dwarf king cannot hold his ale
  • i have no clue
  • spymaster!Nori
  • Dwalin does not do shenanagins
  • some light murder
  • The Author Regrets Everything

  Summary

  "Thorin Oakenshield, are you drunk?!"

  Series

  • Part 13 of Burglarising

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,476

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  15

  Kudos:

  804

  Bookmarks:

  31

  Hits:

  26,372

• Tricks by brandybuckles

  Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Multi
  • Complete Work

  06 Jun 2013

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
  • Bilbo Baggins
  • Thorin Oakenshield
  • Fíli
  • Kíli
  • Dís
  • bagginshield
  • Penultimate
  • fem!Bilbo
  • Awkwardness
  • unprecedented divulging of feelings
  • i was called out over criminal lack of Kili and Billa interaction and have rectified this
  • certain characters being hard to write
  • Gah

  Summary

  Trickery, it has to be said, is part and parcel of the role of 'burglar.'

  Series

  • Part 14 of Burglarising

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,594

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  11

  Kudos:

  741

  Bookmarks:

  20

  Hits:

  20,298

• I Listen For Returning Feet by brandybuckles

  Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Multi
  • Complete Work

  19 Jun 2013

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
  • Dwalin/Ori
  • Bilbo Baggins
  • Thorin Oakenshield
  • Kíli
  • Dwalin
  • Ori - Character
  • Primula Brandybuck
  • Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
  • fem!Bilbo
  • bagginshield
  • Epilogue
  • tea-sets
  • billa has a lot of emotions
  • Sadness
  • Packing
  • there's a lot of packing
  • series is done
  • oh god what have I done
  • what do i do now
  • Gah
  • hobbits do not understand dwarves

  Summary

  Things have come full circle, and Billa has a house full of dwarves again.

  Series

  • Part 15 of Burglarising

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,137

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  52

  Kudos:

  1,201

  Bookmarks:

  73

  Hits:

  23,157