The Amazing(ly shitty) Spiderman
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Miss Parker by Naomida
Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types, Fantastic Four
01 May 2015
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When Hilly decided to put on the Spiderman costume, she did it for her grieving twin Peter who was way too brokenhearted to save New York City's inhabitants. She truly didn't expect things to be so freaking hard – and why the fuck was everyone trying to flirt with Spiderman anyway ?
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- Part 1 of The Amazing(ly shitty) Spiderman
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Good Intentions by Naomida
Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Fantastic Four, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 May 2015
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Hilly was just trying to get over the fact that she had almost gotten killed, nothing else, but of course Peter had to talk her into doing some weird shit like going to talk to Johnny Fucking Storm. She had never predicted that becoming a superhero meant that her life had evolved into a ridiculous Romcom full of screaming victims, love stories and high school drama.
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- Part 2 of The Amazing(ly shitty) Spiderman
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Knocked down round for round by Naomida
Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types, Fantastic Four, Marvel
26 Jul 2015
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As it was often the case when straight up crazy bad shit happened to her, Hilly pretended that her life was nothing else but another bad reality tv show. She could almost hear it : in today's episode of Keepin' Up With The Shitty Spidey, we get to see Hilly fight off disgusting yellow monsters, get a limb trapped inside one of them, then pass out every ten seconds as her dear stalker the mercenary gives her a free make-over. And let's not forget about her sort-of-not-really-boyfriend and a completely unknown mutant trying to decapitate her !
Life wasn't even pretending to give her lemons anymore. It was straight-up serving her radioactive waste.
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- Part 3 of The Amazing(ly shitty) Spiderman
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How do You (Without Getting Hurt) by Naomida
Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types, Fantastic Four
26 Nov 2015
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“Next time you think something's weird, please just grab me and get the fuck away from wherever we are.” he replied, pressing his right hand against the back of his head.
“Did you get hurt?” she asked him, following the gesture with her eyes.
“I'll be okay, you should worry about yourself.” he told her before pressing a gloved index against her left cheek, making her flinch as pain flared in that whole half of her face.
“This is like high school all over again.” she muttered before getting up on unsteady legs, grabbing Deadpool by the collar and pulling him after her in the direction of the bathroom.or: working at a diner sucks, no one gives a shit about guys flying on hoverboards and throwing bombs at people, everyone is starting to know that Hilly is Spidey and there's blood everywhere.
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- Part 4 of The Amazing(ly shitty) Spiderman
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If You by Naomida
Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Fantastic Four, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
14 Feb 2016
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This story features a red hoodie, two Spidermen, one angry guy on a hoverboard, heart to heart conversations, a secret meeting to make out, two Avengers and several broken bones.
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- Part 5 of The Amazing(ly shitty) Spiderman
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All the times in between by Naomida
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Mar 2016
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Somehow, Deadpool became Wade and living with him didn't turn out to be so bad.
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- Part 6 of The Amazing(ly shitty) Spiderman
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Nothing To No One But You by Naomida
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
14 May 2016
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“As if I'd say no to a fun and potentially murderous road-trip with you.”
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- Part 7 of The Amazing(ly shitty) Spiderman
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On Your Mind by Naomida
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Fantastic Four
10 Jul 2016
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“So you got a boyfriend now, uh?” Johnny asked after long minutes of awkward silence.
“No.”
“A girlfriend?”
“Nope.”
“Come on, don't tell me that your one night stand left you pancakes and a cute post-it or I'm gonna be jealous.”Series
- Part 8 of The Amazing(ly shitty) Spiderman
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The View From Here by Naomida
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
24 Aug 2016
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If someone had told Hilly before she had been bitten by a radioactive spider that she would spend the following years being stalked by various superheroes, she would have laughed long and hard.
She wasn't laughing now.
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- Part 9 of The Amazing(ly shitty) Spiderman
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The One To Blame by Naomida
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Fantastic Four, Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 Jan 2017
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There was something completely surreal about being dressed as Spiderman again and surrounded by heavily trained SHIELD agents who were listening to her orders.
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- Part 10 of The Amazing(ly shitty) Spiderman
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The Things You Cannot Tell by Naomida
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Fantastic Four, Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Mar 2017
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It turns out that Peter being disappointed in her is not the worst thing that could happen to Hilly.
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- Part 11 of The Amazing(ly shitty) Spiderman
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Hilly did not bleed out and die, and she was resentful for that.
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- Part 12 of The Amazing(ly shitty) Spiderman
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Companion pieces to The Amazing(ly shitty) Spiderman
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- Part 13 of The Amazing(ly shitty) Spiderman