MC isn't good at pick up lines.
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You’re determined to win Lucifer over with at least one pickup line. It doesn’t bode over well.
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- Part 1 of MC isn't good at pick up lines.
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After your attempt with Lucifer, you decide to try your luck with pick up lines on the next brother in your sights… Satan.
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- Part 2 of MC isn't good at pick up lines.
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You try your luck with Belphie this time. Turns out, he’s more prepared for pick up lines than you are. AKA the time where Belphegor steals your thunder.
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- Part 3 of MC isn't good at pick up lines.
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After losing a bet to Belphie, you’re on dinner duty. While cooking in the kitchen, you run into Beel, and really, who better to try your pick up lines on?
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- Part 4 of MC isn't good at pick up lines.
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Flattery Will Get You Nowhere...Unless You're Solomon. by kainess
Fandoms: Shall We Date?: Obey Me!
16 Aug 2020
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You spam Solomon's phone with mostly unwanted pick up lines.
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- Part 5 of MC isn't good at pick up lines.
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Apparently pick up lines do not work on Asmodeus.
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You majorly fuck up with your choice of a pick up line.Series
- Part 6 of MC isn't good at pick up lines.
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Levi never fails to make you a flustered and blushing mess.
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You make a fool of yourself in front of Levi.Series
- Part 7 of MC isn't good at pick up lines.
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You try to hit on Simeon while the two of you attempt to put together a desk he bought from the Devildom’s version of an IKEA.
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- Part 8 of MC isn't good at pick up lines.
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You’re not the only one who’s been practicing pick up lines.
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- Part 9 of MC isn't good at pick up lines.
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As expected, Barbatos saw right through your plan. Literally.
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- Part 10 of MC isn't good at pick up lines.
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You want a unique gift for the future King of the Devildom. Who else would be brave enough to give Lord Diavolo pick up lines if not you?
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- Part 11 of MC isn't good at pick up lines.
- Part 5 of Obey Me! One Shots
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You have to deal with the aftermath of Lord Diavolo kissing you at his birthday bash.
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- Part 12 of MC isn't good at pick up lines.
- Part 6 of Obey Me! One Shots
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You, Asmodeus, and Mammon form the 'Team Stop Anti-Pick Up Line League' for uh, well-- you still aren't really sure why, but you've learned it's best not to question Asmodeus' motives.
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- Part 13 of MC isn't good at pick up lines.
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A series of unfortunate events. Not really, but you do think Lucifer wants to kill you.
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- Part 14 of MC isn't good at pick up lines.
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Beelzebub comes back for more food-related pick-up lines.
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- Part 15 of MC isn't good at pick up lines.