Cucumberplane Smut
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Shang Qinghua Gets Off On Criticism by Inqueling
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 May 2020
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Cucumber-bro sighed. He lifted his face up and gave that gentle smile that he pretty much only reserved for Luo Binghe.
I’m sorry, he said sweetly. You’re an amazing writer.
Shang Qinghua’s dick wilted.
What that said about him, he didn’t want to contemplate.
Or: Shang Qinghua jerks off while thinking about Cucumber-bro criticizing his writing. That's it. That's the whole fic.
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- Part 1 of Cucumberplane Smut
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The Freesia of Everlasting Horniness by Inqueling
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 May 2020
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“It’s another one of your stupid harem plots,” he said. He pointed his fan at the flower, still floating innocently in the middle of the pond. “Recognize that? It’s the Flower of Changing Perspective.”
Shang Qinghua said, “Uh…”
“Or,” said Cucumber-bro with poisonous calm, “it could be the Lotus Blossom of the Second Moon. The Lily of Destined Love. The Freesia of Everlasting Horniness.”
...Shang Qinghua was pretty certain that last one was made up.
Cucumber-bro’s voice was tight in a way that Shang Qinghua had come to recognize though. He wasn’t even close to being done yelling. In the beginning Shang Qinghua had tried to defend himself; now, he just accepted that something about Cucumber-bro calling him pathetic and insulting his intelligence really worked for his dick.
“The point I’m making,” Cucumber-bro was saying, “is that all these flowers have something in common.”
Or: Shen Qingqiu loses his dick and has to fuck to get it back. Shang Qinghua volunteers as tribute.
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- Part 2 of Cucumberplane Smut