Bar is Terrible verse
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Foggy goes to the bar for a drink but, oh boy, does he find so much more:
"Matt. Matt Murdock, grown man lawyer, part-time illegal, brooding vigilante, is wearing a sparkly purple shirt with the top three buttons undone.
Is sitting in this bar attached like a koala bear to a Much Older Man, oh my god is that gray hair? Matt. Can’t your super-senses tell you that this man is at least fifty? Can’t you, like—smell the wrinkles and erectile dysfunction? Oh my—"
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In which Foggy pines over Matt while sleuthing out exactly why Matt would do himself like this.Series
- Part 1 of Bar is Terrible verse
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“You’re nervous,” Matt says, shaking his head.
“Wha—“
Lowering his voice, Matt continues, “Spider-Man is nervous about a girl.”
“Hey, shh—“
“Nobody’s listening.”
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Peter comes to Matt for love advice. Matt tries and fails not to think about his own feelings for his law partner, Foggy.
Could be read as a stand-alone fic.Series
- Part 2 of Bar is Terrible verse