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    It was a Thursday afternoon at the end of March, and Bruce Wayne met Clark Kent in the way enterprising billionaires tended to meet investigative reporters: Through an interview.
    Kent had posture like cooked spaghetti and wore his plaid like the strangest camouflage in history.

    Bruce was less than impressed.

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    Bruce finds endless amusement in using his public Brucie Wayne persona to mess with JLA.

    Or, Bruce and Clark's developing relationship as seen through snapshots of Bruce being a little shit.

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    Batman offers Clark Kent a deal--an interview with him, in exchange for information about Superman.

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    Someone spots the Batman kissing Mild Mannered Reporter Clark Kent. Hijinks ensue.

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    Bruce realises that the best way to buy time is not to appeal to Jeremiah's ego, but his feelings. Because only in Gotham is kissing a madman the safest possible way to stop him from blowing up your house.

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    "Before you break my face," the Joker said, squirming beneath Batman's body, between his sore knees, "can I just say that none of this is my fault?"

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    Bruce's first visit to Old Five Points has a bit of a hiccup in the form of blunt force trauma to the head. Side effects include memory loss, sudden boyfriend syndrome, shameless flirting, dancing, and drrraaammmaaaaaa.

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    The Joker’s behaving awfully romantic for some reason, and its driving Bruce Wayne completely batshit

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    Bruce's throat closed up, this had been a bad idea. What had he been thinking. "Uh, I was looking for you, actually", he coughed.

    The clown sucked his lower lip in and out of his mouth thoughtfully, "And why would you want to do that?"

    (AU Where Season 2 Episode 3 never happens)

    (Can be read without watching Gotham)

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    He looked between them, breath hitching as he glanced back up at Bruce, his buddy, his soulmate.

     
    Everyone has a soulmate, even Bruce Wayne. Even John Doe.

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    Shrugging in exasperation, Jeremiah hit the end of his tether. “Are you going to kill me or not?”

    “Nah, but you and Bruce might as well have killed me,” Jerome chuckled. He stopped in front of Jeremiah, folding the blade shut. “Speaking of, nobody ever gave you the Talk, huh? Trust me when I say he’s out of your league.”

    “Why me?” Jeremiah asked, chasing an ominous recollection. “Any one of your followers—”

    “Because,” Jerome said calmly, tucking the razor in Jeremiah’s pocket, “two Jokers in a deck.”

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    Bruce Wayne just wanted to get through one Charity Event.
    Joker just wanted money and a show.
    Now it seems as though the Joker has found a brand new toy to play with in his off time and Bruce couldn't be more annoyed by this turn of events.

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    Bruce is sixteen years old when he meets Jack, and everything changes. Batman is thirty-four years old when he meets Joker, and everything ends.

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    Batman appears to the Joker one night in Arkham, demanding answers for a new threat the clown is thought to be involved in. When it appears he is as clueless as the vigilante, the two form an unlikely alliance, each with something to gain and lose. The game changes even more when the Joker begins to get visits from a certain Gotham socialite and business man- and when the administration of Arkham finally has enough of his destruction and decides he needs to change- or be eliminated.

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    When Superman falls, the world doesn't end. Bits of it die, and all of it changes, but life persists.

    Bruce picks his way through the remnants of American society, desperate to get back to Gotham and piece together whatever fragments of his life are left standing. Along the way he picks up unwanted baggage.

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    He kicked out at one leather cuff in frustration. The Batman could have at least left him with something fun to do. A television? A guard to irritate? Even some poison gas would be welcome at this point, if only as an incentive to break free from his restraints.

    His nose twitched.

    Then suddenly, instead of the reek of poison gas, he smelt the sweet stench of Omega.

    "B-Batsy?"

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    The annoying thing was that the statues were, in fact, gorgeous.
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    Has Clark been dealing Bruce's absence since Batman was banished into the space time continuum? Has he been managing well? Absolutely not. The last thing he wants to do is write about a collection of ancient Greek statues, but the woman in charge is remarkably insistent, and Clark doesn't have the energy to question why she's so determined to tell him stories about the statues' sculptor.

    (Meanwhile, Bruce takes the scenic route.)

    Superbat Week Day 1: Time Travel.

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    Clark finds out that not all of Brucie is an act.

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    Cat grinned, mischief sparking. “Gotham holds plenty of bachelor auctions concerning you, Mr. Wayne, but tonight the big draw is Superman. Any jealousy over his harem? It might rival yours.”

    “Jealousy?” Bruce’s smile sharpened. “Not at all. If I had the chance, I’d join the harem myself.”

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    Where Bruce Wayne wins an auction for three dates with Superman. For charity...or maybe for other reasons.
     

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    It takes a while for Batman and Superman to work things out, once Clark comes back from the dead. Pretending to date each other in order to explain why Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are in the same place so often? Doesn't help as much as you might think.

    Written as a fill for the dceu_kinkmeme prompt, summarized: Bruce/Clark, fake dating. (Full prompt in author's notes.)

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