Fanfics so good that they clear my skin and water my crops
This a collection of my personal favorite fanfic bookmarks that I wish I could have on speed dial! I've kept coming back to them over the years and they live in my head rent-free. The stories we tell never really leave us, and all that jazz <3
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The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect
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- Part 1 of Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 64,326
- Chapters:
- 33/33
- Collections:
- 76
- Comments:
- 8,285
- Kudos:
- 31,862
- Bookmarks:
- 9,997
- Hits:
- 885,194
Bookmarked by Wayfarer17
09 Mar 2017
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This series has been my comfort fic for almost a decade!! This series has my whole heart!!
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It’s a really unfortunate thing, developing a crush on your husband. Wei Ying had assumed this would be easy. Lan Zhan had been so icy and unpleasant to him, it had never occurred to him that he might end up spending the next however many years with this dumb, burning feeling in his chest whenever he looks at him.
“Okay,” says Wei Ying. “But tell me if I…if the pretending gets to be too hard, okay?”
“It will not,” says Lan Zhan, quietly certain.
Series
- Part 1 of The Simplest Way Forward
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 70,968
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 3,660
- Kudos:
- 32,744
- Bookmarks:
- 11,145
- Hits:
- 549,350
Bookmarked by Wayfarer17
29 Aug 2020
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an all-around favorite!! always worth the rereads!!
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In the Company of a Rubber Duck by birdsofshore for Alisanne
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Dec 2013
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War makes for strange bedfellows. However that doesn't fully explain how Harry ended up sharing his bath with Draco Malfoy... nor why Malfoy was a rubber duck at the time.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 34,699
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 246
- Kudos:
- 4,649
- Bookmarks:
- 1,095
- Hits:
- 82,710
Bookmarked by Wayfarer17
06 Feb 2023
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this was genuinely so so so funny?! definitely have to reread!
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A Letter from “Crawly” to Azirapil by mostlydeadlanguages
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Mesopotamian RPF
08 Jul 2019
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This remarkable letter of unknown provenance surfaced recently in the cuneiform collection of the University of West Wessex. Addressed to Azirapil from a Mr. “Crawly,” it appears to be begging for the other’s return to Ur from a western journey with another individual, Abiraham. The relationship between the two (brothers? business partners? friends?) is unknown.
Bookmarked by Wayfarer17
12 Dec 2025
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how could I not fucking love the real cuneiform inscribed ea nasir-inspired clay tablet GO fic!?
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All Our Secrets Laid Bare by firethesound_HP_archive
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Feb 2014
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Over the six years Draco Malfoy has been an Auror, four of his partners have turned up dead. Harry Potter is assigned as his newest partner to investigate just what is going on.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 149,549
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Comments:
- 3,800
- Kudos:
- 52,810
- Bookmarks:
- 16,370
- Hits:
- 1,491,848
Bookmarked by Wayfarer17
06 Feb 2023
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a real favorite!
This changed the way I think about magic in HP, hits almost everything I love about these characters/the universe, and definitely introduced me to more things to love about them!