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Techno watched the Big Bad Admin snuggle with the Hound Army, become speechless in front of the Philza Minecraft, and refuse to sleep “because he does not have to.”
“Are you thinking what I’m thinking, Phil?”
“Yeah, mate. We’re definitely keeping this one.”
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Tommy uncrosses his legs. “You were ignoring me- I felt justified.”
“I was ignoring your character,” Wilbur corrects. “I was being a good fake brother. I was being a good actor.”
Tommy falters a little. Fake. Fake brother. Good actor. He swallows. “Uh- yeah. Yeah.”
or, SBI are actors on a sitcom, and of course, they play a happy family- unfortunately for Tommy, the lines between fact and fiction are easily blurred and hard to define.
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- Part 5 of Anything and Everything
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Tommy sent at 4:49 AM:
hey im really realy raelly sorry fro bothering yuo but im kinda stuck ni florida with no wehre to goSapnap and Dream have seen plenty of fics where The Dream Team accidentally acquire a baby through various reasons, and obviously, that doesn't make them fit to be parents by a long shot. But could some of them at least have been about a teenager or two so they had an idea on how to handle this?
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- Part 1 of the rainbow connection
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He’s being tortured.
His body is being put through hell and the dreamon is just laughing, feeling nothing, letting Dream take on the burden of the pain. It hurts, it hurts so badly, but it doesn’t stop. It’s endless.
And then one day— Dream opens his eyes, and he can see.
aka;
Dream is possessed by a dreamon, and once he’s freed, he swears to make everything right and kill the thing that hurt his family.
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forcing your rival to get a goddamn sleep schedule by woot_wooot
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
03 Jun 2021
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“How much sleep did you even get last night?” Techno asked.
Dream went silent for a moment before hesitantly answering. “...I didn’t? I haven't slept since Ge-” Dream stopped himself and Techno had to wonder how sleep-deprived the other had to be to almost spill another hero’s real name. “404 made me take a nap on like, Monday? I think.”
It was a Wednesday.
Techno stared at the absolute idiot of a hero in front of him for a couple moments before coming to a decision.
“...I’m not fightin’ you.”
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- Part 1 of superhero au
- Part 6 of :3 woot's works
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“You never know how nice freedom is until you lose it.” Dream commented. “I understand if you don’t want to see me anymore. I’m here to try and repair the server a little more, and then…I don’t know. I might see if anyone still wants me around.”
Tubbo stared at him for a second. Looked to the water. Then, slowly, he pushed himself up. Sucked in a pained breath, legs shaking a little bit from the effort. Much to Dream’s shock, though, he didn’t turn and walk away.
He walked over to Dream.
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After Dream saves Ranboo from Sam and escapes prison with the Syndicate, he returns to somewhat normal life. Of course, the rest of the server approaches to try and figure out what he wants. That’s the thing, though. They expect to be dancing with an inferno, and they are.
But that doesn’t mean that they’re the ones who’ll feel the heat.Series
- Part 173 of Dream Team Fics (Lol So Original)
- Part 2 of The Syndicate Admin AU
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"No, your majesty," Dream finally continued after a moment of silence. "No one will ever be good enough for you. No one will ever be perfect for you. But whoever that person is, they had better damn well try."
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The day in which King George has a line of suitors come and try to win him over.
The palace staff tries to help their king filter out the bad people,
But no one is a harsher judge that the king's own knight, Dream.
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- Part 8 of The King and His Knight
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would you follow me? by littlefirefox18
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
21 Oct 2020
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What if... instead of Tommy resigning himself to join Wilbur, he actually convinced Tubbo to run away from everything. Just them against the world. With discs and bees.
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I Swear to God I Will Burn Down Your Apartment With You Still In It if You Don't Shut the Fuck Up. by tryingtheirbestpacito
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
25 Jan 2026
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All Ranboo and his roommate wanted was a nice, quiet night in with some take-out.
Unfortunately for them, the upstairs neighbor has a different idea of a "nice" night in and Ranboo has had enough.How much was the lease on this place again??
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the office, the apartment, the lie (and the family built between them) by mimi (thatanonwriter)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
02 Nov 2025
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“Are you going to stay now?” Ranboo asked, his voice small.
Techno’s gaze lifted from Ranboo to meet Dream’s over their son’s head. It was a look that held a thousand questions, a thousand regrets, and a single, unwavering answer.
The decision wasn't his alone to make. He was an outsider in this carefully built world.
“That,” Techno said, his voice impossibly gentle, “is something we will all have to decide together. But I would… I would like to. If it’s okay with you. And your Daddy.”
Or: A single Omega parent, Dream, must protect the peaceful life he built with his son, Ranboo, when the boy's powerful Sire unexpectedly returns, threatening the fragile world they've created.
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- Part 16 of Red and Green
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dream - yo, I need a favor
tommy has gone online!
tommy - what the fuck do you want
dream - aggressive but ok
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- Part 2 of i put the 'fun' in funeral
- Part 11 of mcyt highschool au chatfics
- Part 1 of tommy's guide on befriending everyone
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Home by PeppDream (Pep_Pizza)
Fandoms: Dreamwastaken, GeorgeNotFound - Fandom, Dream Team - Fandom, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft Youtubers
12 Jul 2021
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“I love you two so much that I,” another strangled sob, “that my chest gets all tight and I can’t breathe sometimes, but I love you guys. I love you guys so much.”
“George…” Dream whispers in awe.
Sapnap looks like he’s going to cry too. “George…” he whines, “don’t make me hug you to death.”
And through watery tears, George laughs. “What if I want you to?”
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George has always been lonely, to the point where he was convinced he'd never ever find a place to call home.That is, until he stumbles into a magic shop with healing crystals, bubbling potions, magic glasses, an adorable cat, and two really cute witches that just refuse to give up on him.
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They're Brothers Your Honor by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
10 Jan 2022
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With Tommy on his last life and a long history of pushing people's buttons until they snapped, Dream knew that he was going to have to step in if he wanted to keep the blonde's final life safe. Unfortunately for Tommy, that meant that he was going to exile for the time being until Dream was able to settle the tension and threats of conflict on the SMP. Somehow they find a way to cooperate with each other.
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- Part 1 of Discduo But It's A Healthy Friendship
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you wear violence like a suit (and softness like skin) by mimi (thatanonwriter)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
24 Nov 2025
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"This," Dream whispered, his voice finally soft, "is what I wanted."
Techno's breath left him in a rush, as if he'd been holding it for hours. Days. A lifetime. "It's just lines."
"It's just you," Dream corrected, folding the drawing carefully, putting it in his pocket next to the stone from the photographer. "And you're not a project. You're just my husband. Who's terrible at drawing."
Techno pulled him close, his grip almost painful. "I'll burn the restored book," he promised. "I'll find you one that's falling apart. I'll—"
"No," Dream interrupted, pulling back just enough to see his face. "Keep it. Let it be a reminder that you can't fix everything. That some things need to be broken."
Or: Dream lives as the curated center of his husband's violent world, spoiled until his silence forces Techno to learn that love isn't about fixing—it's about drawing a potato badly, burning toast intentionally, and calling a broken thing beautiful.
Or: Many instances of Techno spoiling Dream. Until it was the other way around.
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- Part 18 of Red and Green
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Tommy: (persistent) But why do you and Dream have really weird names?
I couldn't tell a thirteen-year-old it was because our parents were crackheads so I told him they were hippies instead. (They all seemed satisfied with that answer.)
Tommy: So, Tech-no-blade (the kid hit every syllable), do you like your name?
Me: (truthful) Yes.
Tommy: Does Dream like his name?
Me: Yes, I think so. (Do you? We have never discussed.)
The conversation became boring again for about ten minutes, or so, until Tommy said…
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Technoblade has moved to London to study at university. He has got a job as an au pair in the Craft household while he studies.
Enclosed is a series of letters he has written to his brother, Dream, about his life with the Crafts.
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- Part 1 of Crow Street
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Smile with your eyes or not at all by 13_Blue_baterflai_14
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
04 Aug 2025
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All Dream wants is to survive -and maybe a little more - like leaning what manipulation tactics work on his new husband and what the rules are- seriously why has no-one told him anything?!? - being married to the oldest prince of the Antarctic Empire
For some reason this has been surprsingly easy and frustratingly hard at the same time
And being the mentor/mother figure for a severely behind on his studies-and with beehive issues- omega prince at the behest of the emperor is olso surprisingly enjoyable
This is all just the characters nothing to do with the real people (idk what tf happened tbo)
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3 times Dream's eyes shone and found his family
and 1 time it didn't
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Procrastinating on Tomorrow (It'll Still Be There) by sabiEMr
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
01 Jan 2026
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Chuuya barely had time to react as long fingers closed around his neck.
A sensation so tender and uncomfortably intimate ran through every thread of his ability, wiping it away with a cooling breeze. Against his better judgment, Chuuya froze.
“Aw, tinier slug,” A man—no, Chuuya knows this man. His limbs were more stretched out, and his face had matured, but Chuuya would recognize him anywhere, in any shape or form. The man smiled at him, and Chuuya couldn’t help but flinch. The braces that usually greeted him when Chuuya’s Dazai smiled at him (on rare occasions) were not there.OR
16 year old Chuuya gets sent to the future, not knowing anything about the Flags' fate and all the trauma he was about to experience, but this older and strangely attractive version of Dazai was acting incredibly weird, and Chuuya was determined to figure out why
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- Part 3 of Chuuya's Time Travel Escapades
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"You're scared to make attachments, I get it, liabilities, weak links, strategically, you're doing everything right," George said. "But-" he shrugged. "You defeated Rupert with my knights, I got my throne thanks to you, those team-ups seem to work a lot better than you running around the Nether roof alone for six weeks."
"I don't work for any regimes. I'm an anarchist, you're a literal monarch, you can't get me to change," Techno said. "I don't agree with-"
"I know," George interjected. "I didn't invite you to stay as a knight, I invited you in as a friend."
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In which by some terrible mistake, Techno finds himself in George's castle with all the palace knights,
and for some reason, they're suspiciously nice.
It almost makes it hard to leave.
Alternatively: Everyone already thinks of Techno as that one cool cousin that just travels and has adventures (definitely already part of the family) while Techno is adamant that they're just 'acquaintances'.
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- Part 6 of The King and His Knight
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When my journey's through (I'll have the ocean and you) by orphan_account for MistyTheDritten, Thirdcoronation
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
12 Sep 2023
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BREAKING NEWS: Local navy captain goes on a hunt, gets more than he bargained for. More at 6.
In which Dream is a notorious pirate with a secret and Illumina is a navy captain who would really, really like for this pirate he's supposed to be capturing to stop flirting with him. Or, in the wise words of my brainstorming partner: "mermay but make it gay".
(Title is from Ocean and You by Diviners)
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- Part 20 of drellumina brainrot
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