animagus agenda
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A series of fics where Theodore Nott becomes a snake Animagus in his fifth year and becomes familiar with Harry Potter.
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Harry (being Harry) rescues a snake and takes it in. Further, Harry (being Harry) befriends and spoils it, and seemingly everyone but him is certain that something is awry. I mean, obviously they're correct-- Harry is in fact still Harry Potter.
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01 Aug 2025
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If the snake was eating filet, so was he, dammit. He floo called up the place they’d all gone for Harry’s 21st birthday; the nicest wizarding steakhouse in London. Damnably, he started with his name because he figured that would help avoid issues with his strange request, even as it guaranteed the entire town would be talking about it very shortly.
“Hello, yes, hi. This is Mr. Harry Potter. Oh, yes, thank you, no, no, thank you, I was hoping you could help me with an odd takeaway order. I’d like please two 8-ounce filet mignons– one medium rare, one entirely raw. Yes, raw, so sorry, I know. It’s uh– a strange dietary request for a guest. May I also please have the house potatoes, vegetables, and whatever the best pudding is tonight? Err. Do you perhaps also have escargot? No? Oh, no worries, please, no, it was just an idle thought. Thank you, yes, please ring me when it’s ready, thanks everso.”