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“What’s happening to me?”, Oikawa gasps out.
“YOU’RE DEAD!”, Kageyama shouts, done with his resident ghost’s bullshit.
He huffs, and comes walking towards him, “Stop saying that!”, he shouts while he swings an arm at Kageyama’s face but it goes straight through, just as he had expected.
“Missed me.”
Annoyed, Oikawa sticks a hand in his face, and wiggles it around.
“Stop that! No, seriously stop! You’re giving me a headache.”, he backs away from him, causing him to retract his arm.
Oikawa continues following him with each step back, determined to hit him.
“Listen, it’s not my fault you are the way you are, I’m the one trying to help you!”, he says, with his back against the wall, “I just want you out of my house!”
“You get out of my house!”, he screams, and attempts to push Kageyama towards the window, keyword here being attempt, because instead of him falling out, Oikawa topples out, with a piercing shout.
He peeks out the window, uttering a ‘Rest In Peace’ because he’s a nice person, and turns around, ready to go back to his daily routine of unproductivity, except he cant, as Oikawa stands right there with his arms crossed.
“I’m not leaving.”, he says, and Kageyama just sighs.
He steps out of the shower with a towel draped around his waist, and is not even surprised when he sees Oikawa sitting daintily on the toilet seat.
He’s not surprised either, when he opens his fridge and finds him chilling out inside, as he grabs a beer, “Another one, my my.”, he says, and Kageyama shuts the door on him.
But he is supremely annoyed when he is perched upon the coffee table, right in front of the television, belting out a terrible version of ‘You Belong with Me’
“She wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts, she’s cheer captain and I’m on the bleachers.”
Breathe in Kageyama, you can do this.
“Dreaming about the day that you’ll realize that what you’ve been looking for has been here the whole time.”, Oikawa punctuates this line with a little kick while he waves around an imaginary microphone.
He retaliates by increasing the volume to the highest, but that doesn’t deter him in the slightest.
“Why cant you see that I’m the one who understands you, been here all along so why can’t you seEEE, you belong with meEE.”
That was the final straw.
“FINE.”, Kageyama shouts, finally getting him to stop, “You know what, that’s it. I’ve had it with you. I’ve tried to be nice, but you’re out of here!”