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moon moon: HSHSJHFYJFJ GUUYSSS
grandpa joe: ????
moon moon: [Link - I’m Spider-Man: AMA]
flash: Omg what’s that?
moon moon: SPIDEY DOING A Q&A
moon moon: CAN YOU NOT READ EUGENE
salsa: cindy be nice…
moon moon: SORRY @flash @salsa I AM EXTREMVLY EXCITED
grandpa joe: we noticed lmaoo
bAbe: UNDERSTANDABLE CINDY HOLY SHIT
bet: You guys are only just catching on huh?
moon moon: BETTY
bet: Yah
moon moon: BETTY WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT
moon moon: @bet @bet @bet
bet: Cinderella. CHILL. I’m literally already here
bet: Anyway yeah this was live a few hours ago. I’ve already seen it because I've got alerts on for Daredevil.
grandpa joe: hold up what’s daredevil got to do with it?
bet: I see you haven’t watched it yet
bAbe: does that mean what i think it means???
bet: that depends. What do you think, Abe?
bAbe: betty this is serious.
bAbe: is daredevil in that video
bet: Watch it and find out ;)
bAbe: HOLY
bAbe: I STARTED IT AND HE'S JUST
bAbe: THERE
grandpa joe: wait voluntarily?
bAbe: UH YEAH
bAbe: HE'S ANSWERING QUESTIONS
moon moon: THE FIRST THING THEY DO IS CONFIRM THAT DAREDEVIL IS A SLUT?? BRUH THESE GUYS ARE MESSYYY
salsa: what sort of q&a is this haha?
moon moon: ONE WHERE THEY REVEAL DD AND DEADPOOL FUCKED APPARENTLY???
grandpa joe: no fucking way
moon moon: [Screenshot]
moon moon: YES FUCKING WAY
moon moon: @flash are you seeing this????
flash: I'm seeing it
moon moon: that is NOT the appropriate level of enthusiasm there buddy!!!
grandpa joe: cindy it's flash. he has 100% been locked in on that video since he learnt of its existence.
grandpa joe: like the guy is the biggest spidey fan i know. he is definitely more enthusiastic abt this than you are
moon moon: okay point.
moon moon: sorry flash u do have me beat on that one
bet: Has anyone else submitted a question???
moon moon: no but I SHOULD
flash: Yeah I did
salsa: oooh what did you ask?
flash: Who are the best heroes to work with
salsa: oh that's a good one!
salsa: who do you guys think would be the best heroes to work with?
grandpa joe: it'd be iron man for me icl
bet: Hawkeye!!
moon moon: oh u KNOW it's daredevil
flash: I think he'd be kind of a dick to be honest
moon moon: just bc you're a friendly neighborhood spiderman kind of a guy….
flash: *Spider-Man
moon moon: fanboy alertttt
bAbe: thor would be so fun i think
bAbe: @salsa what would your pick be?
salsa: well maybe i'm biased but i would go for dr banner!
grandpa joe: oh fair
grandpa joe: as hulk or nah?
salsa: not so sure about the hulk haha i've not really spoken to him
moon moon: i'm not sure many ppl have spoken to the hulk lol
bAbe: Unrelated but are you guys still watching the q&a
bAbe: because spidey just dropped a discworld reference
bet: Ikr! Nerd alert
moon moon: one of us one of us
moon moon: he would fit right in at the geek school
salsa: haha can you imagine spider man in one of mr harrington's classes
flash: Do you think he'd be wearing the full mask in this hypothetical
salsa: well now I do!
grandpa joe: bro imagine that lmao
grandpa joe: dude would just be sitting there going “hmmm i'm not sure of the answer to that question but I CAN tell you how to make human-sized spiderwebs”
moon moon: wait u think he makes those webs??
moon moon: i straight up thought they just came out of him
flash: Cindy what world are you living in
bAbe: Damn i love when flash gets judgy
moon moon: god
moon moon: forgive me for thinking he might have a valid reason for being spider themed
salsa: that would actually be a pretty good question to ask
moon moon: ???
salsa: ask why he picked the spider theme!!
moon moon: OH
moon moon: fuck yeah that would be good
moon moon: i am asking that ASAP
moon moon: askfhu8gh RADIOAVTVE SPIDDER??
bet: What the fuck does he mean by “radioactive spider”??
bAbe: Huh. I guess peter was right lmao
bet: Wait wdym
bAbe: we were theorising about how spidey got his powers one time and that's what he said
bet: …huh
grandpa joe: Dude is psychic
flash: Or he just got told that? We know he knows Iron Man
moon moon: ok but why would they be yapping about spidey while they're doing sciency shit??
flash: Are you telling me you wouldn't ask an actual superhero about other superheroes?
moon moon: ok
moon moon: fair
moon moon: i would absolutely do that
bet: That's still going on the wtf peter spreadsheet though right?
moon moon: oh 100%
moon moon: what do you take me for
flash: There's a spreadsheet…?
bet: Of course.
moon moon: shhh don't worry about it kitten <3
flash: Kitten??
moon moon: i said shhhh