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Failure to Communicate

Summary:

From the Inbox of Himuro Tatsuya, what we have here, is a failure to communicate.

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(See the end of the work for other works inspired by this one.)

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From: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Date: Thursday, Sep 19, 2019 at 2:17 AM

Subject: Sup Bro

To: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Hey Taiga, or should it be Leo now?

It was good to see you in LA again. When you are next here, we should do drinks again, or maybe I’ll get to see you in Japan next.

 


From: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Date:  Saturday, 21 September 2019 at 4:30 PM

Subject: RE: Sup Bro

To: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Hey Bro,

Laugh it up, all you want but my team’s pretty awesome this year.

Yeah, was good to see you again. Sounds like a plan, although I’m not sure when that’s likely to be, they want me to keep my nose to the grindstone over here, for a while yet, since the seasons about to start in October – I’m hoping to be able to come across in June.

 


From: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya  

Date: Monday, 23 September 2019 at 10:00 PM

Subject: RE: Sup Bro

To: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

I’m sure it is. Go GO Attack Yellow! as I’ve booked tickets to come to Japan for the finals, so you have to make it worth my while!

I even found a non-cat related mascot to cheer with me.

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From: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Date: Tuesday, 24 September 2019 at 11:03 pm

Subject: Amazing what you can find on the internet.

To: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Hey “Fire Tiger”,

Did you know that there is such a thing as Basket Ball RPF? BJ League RPF even.

 Apparently GhostTiger is a rather big thing.

(◕‿◕✿)

 


From: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Date: Saturday, 28 September 2019 at 5:04 PM

Subject: RE: Amazing what you can find on the internet.

To: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

I know enough, that I don’t want to know.


From: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Date: Tuesday, 1 October 2019 at 11:09 PM

Subject: RE: Amazing what you can find on the internet.

To: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

 

Kagami laughs as Kuroko manoeuvres him back towards the bed, and easily accepts Kuroko’s prodding for him to lean back, to widen the space between his legs, to move his ass just so, so that it’s just on the edge of the bed.  It might be a first for them, but it’s hard to feel nervous when Kuroko is so matter-of-fact about the whole thing. This was going to be good, getting the promised blow job, after their little bet yesterday.

 

Isn’t it cute? This author reads all of your interviews and loves pulling out all the little details. She just wants to make sure that there is someone to take good care of you.

 


From: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Date: Wednesday, 2 October 2019 at 7:00 PM

Subject: RE: Amazing what you can find on the internet.

To: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Aww, come on. It can’t even be the top five surprising things that Japan’s done to you.

 


From: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Date: Thursday, 3 October 2019 at 6:12 PM

Subject: RE: Amazing what you can find on the internet.

To: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Taiga?

 


From: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Date: Saturday, 5 October 2019 at 8:17 AM

Subject: RE: Amazing what you can find on the internet.

To: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Sorry Bro, first match of the season was yesterday and they had us training to be in “super focus mode” which meant I didn’t have access to the internet and they confiscated our phones.

 

True, Japanese lunch rush is more surprising.

Could be worse, I could be a target of “BlueKiss” fandom….

 


 

From: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Date: Friday, 4 October 2019 at 11:49 PM

Subject: RE: Amazing what you can find on the internet.

To: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Damn, I just looked that up on yahoo, and that’s… Impressive.

 


From: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Date: Friday, 11 October 2019 at 2:56 PM

Subject: Funny guy

To: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

I saw one of your high school friends recently, Midorima he works not too far from where I live. He’s a pretty funny guy.

 


From: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Date: Monday, 21 October 2019 at 6:30 PM

Subject: RE: Funny guy

To: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Hey, sorry it’s been a bit hectic, they want to have me back on the court in time for the match against the Happinets, which apparently requires being loaded into a crypt.

Midorima eh? I don’t know why you are calling him one of “my” friends, I didn’t have much to do with that asshole other than he was Kuroko’s ex-teammate. Does he still obsess over horoscopes?

 


From: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Date: Tuesday, 22 October 2019 at 8:33 PM

Subject: RE: Funny guy

To: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Eh? Didn’t he help prevent you from repeating a year in high school with all his careful tutoring?

He had a cancer phone charm and he also tends to consult an app on a phone before scheduling his next appointments, so I would assume so.

 


From: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Date: Friday, 25 October 2019 at 9:38 PM

Subject: Techniques

To: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Oh hey, I saw in your interview that your team was looking into distraction techniques for going up against Aomine. I believe I may have discovered one.

 

Behold.

http://i44.tinypic.com/vh6ali.jpg


From: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Date: Fri, Oct 28, 2019 at 6:30 PM

Subject: RE: Techniques

To: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Yeah it is a pretty distracting technique, but I’d rather not taste assholes.


From: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Date: Oct 28

Subject: RE: Techniques

To: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Is that the sound of personal experience I hear talking?

 


From: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Date: Oct 31, 2019 at 8:30 AM

Subject: RE: Techniques

To: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

I don’t like to talk about games that involve that bastard Hanamiya.

P.S Happy Birthday

 


From: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Date: Oct 30th, 2019 at 11:30 PM

Subject: RE: Techniques

Thanks! I’ll be sure to enjoy the gift of delicious blackmail you’ve provided.

 


From: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Date:  Thursday, 31 October 2019 at 8:59 PM

Subject: Happy Halloween!

To: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Oh hey, just realised, happy Halloween.


 

From: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Date:  Thursday, 31 October 2019 at 10:01 PM

Subject: RE: Happy Halloween!              

To: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Thanks, too bad you’re not here, I could have you helping to carve out the basketballs to decorate the neighbourhood. ^___^

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/6016/bkz7.jpg

P.S Congrats on being selected for the All-Stars Game.


From: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Date:  Friday, 1 November 2019 at 5:04 PM

Subject: RE: Happy Halloween!

To: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

… You can be really scary sometimes bro – your email came in just before the official announcement.


From: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Date:  Wednesday, 20 November 2019 at 7:09 PM

Subject: How is everything?

To: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Hey Bro,

Just realised it’s been a little while. I never know what to write in these things.

 

Matches so far this year have been going on track, looks like you probably won’t be disappointed when you come across in April, we totally kicked Ahoumine’s ass yesterday.

 


From: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Date:  Saturday, 30 November 2019 at 9:02 AM

Subject: RE: How is everything?

To: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Hey

Sorry it’s been a little busy. Looks that way – I have a secret source that’s been forwarding me your games, Sendai’s been doing pretty well.

Not much news to report here. I’ve started meeting up with Midorima semi-regularly, he of course has absolutely nothing to do with my secret source of yours and some of our other high school cohorts games; I’ve assured him that I will always maintain that line.

I don’t know why he doesn’t find that reassuring?

 


From: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Date:  Tuesday, 3 December 2019 at 6:46 PM

Subject: RE: How is everything?

To: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Haha, I’m sure it’s a very reassuring smile you have when you say that too.

Speaking of other assholes from highschool…

Kuroko held a mini-reunion with various friends of his, you might remember this one in particular:

パン粉 - click here to download outlook contact

He’s coming across to LA as part of some sort of franchising deal. Ok if I forward him your deets?

 


From: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Date:  Friday, 6 December 2019 at 9:22 AM

Subject:  RE: How is everything?

To: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Thanks! I’ve given him a call, we’ll probably meet just after the new year.

 


From: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Date:  Sunday, 15 December 2019 at 11:07 PM

Subject:  In other news

Dude, you could have warned me.

 


From: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Date:  Sunday, 15 December 2019 at 9:57 AM

Subject:  RE: In other news

To: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

BCC: Queen Alex

I really have no idea what you could possibly be referring to.

(◕‿◕✿)

 


From: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Date:  Monday, 16 December 2019 at 6:35 PM

Subject:  RE: In other news

To: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

I’m not sure what it says about my life, when upon walking onto a naked chick in my room, my reaction is, not again.

 


From: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Date:  Tuesday, 17 December 2019 at 9:54 AM

Subject:  RE: In other news

To: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

That you are living the high life?

Let's just hope the tabloids don't get hold of this one.

... Although your fangirls are pretty funny.

 


From: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Date: Thursday, 20 February 2020 at 7:00 PM

Subject: RE: In other news

To: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Don't even think about it Asshole.


From: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Date:  Wednesday, 25 December 2019 at 6:12 AM

Subject:  Merry X-Mas Bro

To: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/9671/wyeu.jpg

 


From: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Date:  Wednesday, 25 December 2019 at 2:09 PM

Subject:  RE: Merry X-Mas

To: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Same to you!

 


From: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Date:  Monday, 6 January 2020 at 9:09 PM

Subject:  Check your mail

To: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Hey Bro,

Murasakibara said you were looking a little peaky and needed to eat more, so I’ve sent a care package of things that should clear customs.

 


From: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Date:  Thursday, 9 January 2020 at 8:09 AM

Subject:  RE: Check your mail

I’m not sure who’s the bigger mother-hen, you or Midorima.

 


From: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Date:  Sunday, 12 January 2020 at 8:00 AM

Subject:  RE: Check your mail

To: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Low blow dude.

I can’t believe that you’re still hanging out with that guy?

 


From: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Date:  Tuesday, 14 January 2020 at 9:07 AM

Subject:  RE: Check your mail

I have my reasons.

(◕‿◕✿)

 


From: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Date:  Last Saved at on Wednesday, 12 February 2020 at 3:05 AM

Subject:  Not going to be in Japan for April

To:

 


From: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Date: Saturday, 14 March 2020 at 11:07 PM

Subject:  Woo~

To: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

While it’s not sure yet, it looks good for finals. When’s your flight coming in? I’ll make sure someone will be available to pick you up from the airport.

 


From: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Date:  Saturday, 21 March 2020 at 11:08 PM

Subject:  RE: Woo~

To: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Looks like it’s a safe bet that us lions are going to be in the finals! Did you need me to organise someone to pick you up from the airport? You’re welcome at any point to stay with me – you know that right?

 


From: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Date:  Wednesday, 25 March 2020 at 8:24 PM

Subject:  RE: Woo~

To: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Tatsuya?

Don’t make me call Midorima. I know people, who know people.

 


From: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Date:  Friday, 27 March 2020 at 5:09 AM

Subject:  RE: Woo~

To: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Sorry, sorry. I’ve been putting in a lot of overtime of late for work, it looks like April’s going to be a crazy time over here so I can’t take the time off to come to Japan. I didn’t know how to tell you.

 


From: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Date: Saturday, 28 March 2020 at 10:04 AM

Subject:  RE: Woo~

To: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Oh man, that sucks. No worries, I’ll see you in June instead. You think too much about these things.

 


From: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Date:  Tuesday, 14 April 2020 at 2:09 AM

Subject:  Congrats!

To: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Sorry it’s a little late, but congrats on your finals game!

 


From: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Date:  Tuesday, 14 April 2020 at 11:00 PM

Subject:  In other news

To: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Dude you could have warned me.

 


From: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Date:  Wednesday, 15 April 2020 at 9:09 AM

Subject:  RE: In other news

To: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

I was planning on warning you at about the same time you were going to tell me that you were in hospital, moron.


I can’t believe you let me find out from Midorima, who was your doctor, that you were having surgery. If he didn’t think, I already knew, I’m pretty sure I still wouldn’t know.

We’ll talk more later today – I should be there again in about half an hour.


From: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Date:  Wednesday, 15 April 2020 at 7:00 PM

Subject:  RE: In other news

To: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

I just didn’t want you to worry.


From: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

Date: Wednesday, 15 April 2020 at 9:07 PM

Subject:  RE: In other news

To: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Pfft, you were in Midorima’s hands. If there’s one thing that his anal attitude is good for, this would be it.

 

Never tell him I said that.

 


From: 氷室 辰也 Himuro Tatsuya

Date:  Thursday, 16 April 2020 at 10:34 AM

Subject:  RE: In other news

To: 火神 大我 Kagami Taiga

I won’t.

 

Printing doesn’t count right?