Work Text:
The Boffin and the Badass,
While they are both full grown men,
Of all employees of MI6,
The Boffin bears the burden
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O, the rising of the sun,
And the running of the agents
The playing of the merry minions,
Sweet singing in Q-branch.
The Boffin bears a burden,
As brutal as the sun,
And M swore sweet Jesus Christ,
To put up with the dear Agents
[Refrain]
The Boffin bears an new Omega watch,
As blue as any ocean,
And M swore sweet Jesus Christ,
To do poor agents timing issues good
[Refrain]
The Boffin bears a prickle,
As sharp as any thorn,
And M swore sweet Jesus Christ,
To track all agents in the morn
[Refrain]
The Boffin bears a computer skill,
To take down C's gall
And M swore sweet Jesus Christ,
For to redeem us all
[Refrain]
The Boffin and the Badass,
While they are both full grown men,
Of all employees of MI6,
The Boffin bears the burden
[Refrain]