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Doc took a deep breath in.
"I don't understand why you need to do this everyday..."
And out.
"I mean, it's foolish. A completely foolish endevor."
And in again.
"What is the purpose of just sitting on the ground,"
Out.
"Just breathing???"
In.
"You are just cross-legged on the ground and breathing."
Out.
"It's foolish."
In.
"Even more foolish than most of the things you do."
Out.
"You aren't even listening to me are you?!?!"
In.
"..."
Out.
".......Doc."
In.
"Doooooooc."
Out.
"Doc!!!"
In.
"....."
Out.
"I hate you."
In.
"It is like you do this on purpose."
Out.
"......"
In.
"Jerk."
Out.
"Worthless.""
In.
"Stupid."
Out.
"Incompetent."
In....
"Pusseyfest."
"Omega."
"You never liste-huh?"
"Please do not inturrupt me during my calming excercises. You are quickly defeating the point of them."
"Good. They were pointless in the first place."
"No they are not. They relieve stress and allow me to sleep better."
"No they don't."
"Omega-"
"Not when I am in every dream you have."
"...." Doc sighed.
"It's true and you know it."
"It's your fault and you know it."
"Maybe."
"...."
"...."
"Would you like to do them with me."
"That is foolish. I am an AI. How would I ever-"
"By listening."
".......I don't follow."
"Listen to me breathe. Feel my breaths. Imagine you have your own body and are doing the same."
"That is stupid."
"Then just let me do it by myself." Doc took another deep breath in.
"......"
Out.
".........."
In.
Omega took a breath in with him.
Out.
The AI breathed out.
In.
In.
Out.
Out.
In.
In.
Out.
Out.
There was a small smile on Doc's face.
One that Omega mirrored.