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Shinobu created a group chat
Shinobu added 5 people
Shinobu changed the group name
Third year’s study group
Tuesday 15:26
Hakuji : wth
Hakuji : Kocho, i asked if you knew someone who could help me w chemistry hm. Not whatever this is.
Shinobu : yes i know! But maybe a gc would be easier, just incase if you need help in the future and so you can ask everyone anytime! ദ്ദി(ᵔᗜᵔ)
Hakuji : oh
Hakuji : makes sense
Gyutaro : sup
Hakuji : oh. Its you.
Gyutaro : hey its mister loverboy, didnt know ya needed help with homework
Gyutaro : asking Shinobu for help but not me? Im hurt Hakuji-kuuun 🥺🥺
Hakuji : fuck off
Gyutaro : were you too embarrassed to ask?
Gyutaro: how cute XD
Hakuji : Genuinely shut up
Shinobu : okay okay thats enough guys
Gyutaro : heeeey no shame man
Gyutaro : nothin wrong with sucking at school
Hakuji : look who the fuck is talking
Hakuji : mister delinquent
Gyutaro : mister "Akaza"
Hakuji : mister cigarettes all the time
Gyutaro : mister ipickfightswithteachersnamedRengoku
Hakuji : WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT.
Shinobu : no arguing in the study chat please!!
Gyutaro : naaah we aint arguing
Gyutaro : right? Mister broke as FUCK
Hakuji : im not talking to you anymore.
Susamaru : WHAZZUUUUUPPPP 😛😛😛😛
Hakuji : great, another one.
Susamaru : YOOOOOOOOOOO ARENT YOU THE GUY FROM THE SOYAMA COUPLE???
Gyutaro : XDDD
Hakuji : is that seriously what im known as
Hakuji : yes, by the way.
Shinobu : theres nothing wrong with being known as the school couple guy! Its very sweet, actually (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ
Susamaru : Wooooaaaahhh wait is that my absolute goat Shinobu-chan🥺🥺
Shinobu : Hello, Susamaru ^^
Susamaru : HIII👀👀
Hakuji : also howd you know who i was? I didnt have your number saved
Susamaru : your pfp is literally you and ur gf under a sunset
Susamaru : it doesnt take a genius to figure it out LOL
Gyutaro : HAHA
Susamaru : cute photo btw👀👀
Hakuji : Oh
Hakuji : thx ig
Gyutaro : okay now im bored
Gyutaro : who else is in this dumb gc
Susamaru : hey this isnt a dumb gc 😢😢
Shinobu : this group isnt meant to be fun, its for studying!
Gyutaro : yea but who actually talks about studying in a gc meant for studying
Hakuji : good one mister flunking school
Hakuji : also cant you read our fucking names
Gyutaro: i aint failing school bruh
Gyutaro : and no because i dont have everyone’s number saved.
Gyutaro : i only see butterfly and mister hopelessly inlove
Hakuji : ?? You’re just jealous because you dont have a wife at 18
Gyutaro : no im not lmao?
Hakuji : yes you are
Gyutaro : no tf
Gyutaro : why wld i be
Hakuji : why wouldn’t you be
Gyutaro : becuz im gay
Hakuji : oh
Gyutaro : tsk tsk..homophobes these days....🥱🥱
Hakuji : IM NOT?? MAN FUCK YOU
Gyutaro : bet when
Hakuji :
Shinobu : the group includes me, Hakuji, Gyutaro, Susamaru, Kaigaku and Yahaba ⸜( •⌄• )⸝
Susamaru : OOHHH NO WAY MY TRIO IS IN HERE @kaigaku @yahaba
Susamaru : awh theyre offline
Gyutaro : dont recognize them
Shinobu : im sure you’ve met Kaigaku before?
Hakuji : he doesn’t remember anyone other than his sister, its only natural he forgets
Hakuji : memory worse than a goldfish
Gyutaro : hey my memory is great im just not good with names okaaaay
Gyutaro : describe how he looks like, i'll probably remember
Susamaru : handsome, ugly, hes kinda tall but also kinda short, very smart but also kinda stupid
Gyutaro : that told me absolutely buttfuck nothing
Susamaru : uhhh he has black hair?
Gyutaro : almost everyone has black hair
Shinobu : he’s Zenitsu’s older brother!
Gyutaro : and how does Zenitsu’s brother look like? Also who tf is Zenitsu???
Shinobu : Kaigaku's pretty tall i guess
Gyutaro : aaand..??
Shinobu : i cant describe his clothing since we wear uniform..well, he has a reputation for having good grades!
Susamaru : i forgot his eye color uhh i think green
Gyutaro : you guys are useless, but thanks anyways ig🥱🥱
Hakuji : he’s kinda cat-eyed if that makes sense, and hes always skipping class during math
Gyutaro : oh the you mean the faggot?
Hakuji : the what now
Shinobu : excuse me, Hakuji you saw him skipping class?
Hakuji : yea terrible you should tell the teachers
Shinobu : that means you also skipped if you were able to see him skipping?
Gyutaro : ooooooooooh someones im trouble
Susamaru : 🫢
Hakuji : i dont care if u tell on me
Gyutaro : nah but yo wifeys gonna found out
Gyutaro : how would she react to this huh
Hakuji : ..
Hakuji : @shinobu DONT TELL ON ME
Susamaru : LMAOAOAOOAOAO
Shinobu : i will think about it
Gyutaro : shes gonna hold it against you for life bruh😂😂
Hakuji : no Shinobu wouldn’t do that
Hakuji : right
Gyutaro : she blackmailed me multiple times, trust me shes evil as fuck
Hakuji : .
Hakuji : kocho pls dont
Shinobu : anyways, now that most of us are online didnt you have some questions about the chemistry homework? ◔‸◔
Hakuji : yea but i highly doubt these two actually know jack shit about chemistry
Susamaru : i dont take chemistry
Hakuji : see?
Gyutaro : well honestly im doing fine in chemistry, infact im doing great
Gyutaro: infact im getting straight A’s and B’s
Gyutaro : infact im top of my class
Hakuji : ok i get it
Gyutaro : infact im second to best of all third years
Gyutaro : second to butterfly over here
Shinobu : hes right!
Gyutaro : but im not bothered enough to help so figure it out yerself loser Xd
Hakuji : 😐
Hakuji : my point
Gyutaro : unless you pay me
Hakuji : dude
Shinobu : well im busy with tutoring the juniors right now so unfortunately i dont have time to spare.. :<
Shinobu : maybe ask Yahaba or Kaigaku?
Hakuji : yea also the ONLY ones who are offline rn
Shinobu : wait a while, maybe they’ll come online later!
Susamaru : nah Yahaba said he had some stuff with his archery club after school, plus hes barely online anyways
Susamaru : and kaigaku is helping his younger brother with his hm already😁😁
Hakuji : fml
Shinobu : but i thought Kaigaku didnt have a good relationship with Zenitsu?
Susamaru : he doesnt! Hes just being forced by his grandpa apparently
Shinobu : ah, i see
Gyutaro : damn, looks like you’re fucked then mister bad attitude 😂😂
Hakuji : stfu
Tuesday 21:03
Kaigaku : i read through the messages and i dont wanna be here
Kaigaku : bye
Kaigaku has left the group
Tuesday 21:20
Shinobu has added Kaigaku
Tuesday 21:25
Kaigaku has left the group
Susamaru has added Kaigaku
Kaigaku has left the group
Susamaru : oh my god bruh
Susamaru has added Kaigaku
Kaigaku has left the group
Susamaru has added Kaigaku
Kaigaku : bro
Susamaru : cmoooon you cant leave me here with these stinky bozos (excluding kocho) 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Kaigaku : im too busy for you bastards to be blowing up my phone
Shinobu : hey!
Kaigaku : no offense
Susamaru : but this study group needs you!!
Susamaru : you’re literally famous for ur insanely good grades??? You’d be HUUGGE help!! 🥺🥺🥺
Kaigaku : not my problem
Kaigaku : also you dont care about school wdym i’d be huge help??
Susamaru : well hakuji needs help
Kaigaku : whos that
Susamaru : the famous couple guy, the one thats getting married 😁😁
Kaigaku : oh that loser
Hakuji : im not a loser asshole
Kaigaku : speak of the devil, you needed help?
Hakuji : well not from YOU
Kaigaku : ok
Kaigaku : chemistry right? What chapter
Hakuji : …
Hakuji : i said not from
Hakuji : eh
Hakuji : whatever
Hakuji : Ch 3.4, page 231 of the textbook
Susamaru : see i told you ur HUUUGE help!! 😁😁😁😁😁🩷🩷
Kaigaku : shut up
Susamaru : wow so mean 😿😿
Hakuji : actually is it okay if i call you @kaigaku
Kaigaku : rn?
Hakuji : yea.. i need this finished today since that teacher Obanai is being a bitch again
Kaigaku : i mean i guess
Kaigaku : but only for like 10 minutes, i gotta go to work later
Hakuji : im not gonna question how u have a job despite it being strictly forbidden
Hakuji : alr
Hakuji started a group call
( one person joined )
Call ended 00:8:23
Hakuji : ty SO much dude
Hakuji : holy shit i didnt expect to be done so quickly
Kaigaku : yea yea gtg
Hakuji : bye, i appreciate it :)
Kaigaku : mhm bye
Wednesday 2:27
Gyutaro : Hakuji using a smiley face while texting??? What the fuck did i miss????
Gyutaro : 😢😢😢😢
Gyutaro : @kaigaku r u the dude that keeps feeding cats behind the school
Wednesday 7:48
Shinobu : @kaigaku you awake?
Kaigaku : ye
Gyutaro : hey why didnt you reply when i mentioned you 😒😒
Kaigaku : who even r u
Gyutaro : im Gyutaro
Kaigaku : not ringing a bell
Shinobu : im pretty sure you guys have met before, multiple times even???
Shinobu : anyways, kaigaku, is your brother awake?
Kaigaku : why you askin about my brother
Shinobu : the disciplinary committee is looking for him, hes meant to be at the gate 18 minutes ago to do the daily uniform checks
Shinobu : mister Tomioka is
Shinobu : a tad bit mad
Kaigaku : a tad bit?
Gyutaro : translation = VERY mad
Kaigaku : ah
Kaigaku : well he deserves whatever's coming for him
Kaigaku : his ass is still sleeping, snoring and everything. You can tell on him if you want idrc
Shinobu : ah, I'll let Tomioka know then!
Gyutaro : butterfly ur already at school???
Shinobu : yes, Kanae brings me and Kanao to school by car everyday so we're always early
Gyutaro : Kanae?
Kaigaku : biology teacher
Gyutaro : OH
Gyutaro : oh that makes sense
Gyutaro : ooohh no wonder you guys look so much alike
Shinobu : 😊..
Kaigaku : are you serious.
Gyutaro : i didn't know okay
Kaigaku : they look almost identical you cant be fr
Gyutaro : hey, being identical doesnt make you automatically siblings DUDE🙄🙄
Gyutaro : siblings can look VERRYYY different from each other actually
Kaigaku : yea?
Gyutaro : look at you and that blonde pipsqueak for example, you guys look nothing alike
Kaigaku : thats because we're not fucking related
Gyutaro : oh word
Gyutaro : well look at me and my dumb little sister for example, we look nothing alike
Kaigaku : whos ur sister?
Gyutaro : Ume
Gyutaro : Shabana
Kaigaku : who
Shinobu : the very pretty one that hangs out with kanao alot! You've seen them before!
Kaigaku : oh wait the white haired girl
Kaigaku : aaaah wait so ur that green haired guy
Gyutaro : what
Gyutaro : yea i guess???? Im surprised you know me🥹🥹
Kaigaku : ur that smoker guy with the terrible poster
Kaigaku : now i remember, hi gyutaro
Gyutaro : i
Gyutaro : okay
Kaigaku : your sister was probably adopted
Gyutaro: NO SHE WASN'T THE FUCK??
Shinobu : okay okay no more arguing, nothing wrong with being adopted
Gyutaro : BUT UME ISNT ADOPTED??
Gyutaro : KAIFUKYU HOW DARE YOU
Gyutaro : SHE IS MY BLOOD RELATED SISTER I SAW HER GETTING BIRTHED
Kaigaku : someones mad
Kaigaku : also how would u remember her being born if you guys have like a one year age difference
Kaigaku : liar
Gyutaro : kill yourself
Kaigaku : wow
Shinobu : Gyutaro! Dont say that!
Kaigaku : no no let him it turns me on
Gyutaro : ??
Gyutaro : freak
Wednesday 10:23
Gyutaro : i just realized who Kaigaku was oh my god i feel silly OH MY GOOOODDD
Kaigaku : what?
Gyutaro : i was mistaking you for that kid with the mohawk😭😭
Kaigaku : dude who
10:25
Kaigaku : GENYA?
Kaigaku : GENYA SHINAZUGAWA??
Kaigaku : THE MATH TEACHER'S BROTHER????
Gyutaro : YEZ
Gyutaro : BLAME KOCHO AND MISTER KNOW IT ALL HE SAID U FED CATS
Gyutaro : KOCHO SAID YOU WERE TALL SO I JUST ASSUMED
Gyutaro : and that genya kid is like 6 ft tall so that was the first guy i thought of :P
Gyutaro : plus he hangs out with pipsqueak and he had black hair
Kaigaku : dude everyone is tall to shinobu shes short asf
Kaigaku : and also i am tall??
Gyutaro : eh
Kaigaku : am i not????
Kaigaku : hello?
Kaigaku : GYUTARO YOU DICK ANSWER ME
10:30
Kaigaku : i hope you choke on ur own spit
10:34
Gyutaro : oh my goddd bro i gave that Genya kid the nastiest look ever this morning thinking he was Kaigakuuuuuu
Gyutaro : i almost feel bad
Gyutaro : almost
Shinobu : you should apologize to him, hes a sweet kid and you probably scared him •́︿•̀
Gyutaro : chill it wasnt like i forced him to give his lunch money
Gyutaro : hes fiiiiiiineeeee butterfly
Shinobu : are you sure? You can be pretty intimidating at times
Gyutaro : im sure..unless hes a pussy
Kaigaku : your disgusting face probably traumatized him for life
Kaigaku : how do you feel huh
Gyutaro : my face isnt THAT disgusting
Kaigaku : eh
Gyutaro : its not
Gyutaro : asshole
Gyutaro : hello
Gyutaro : earth to kaigaku
Gyutaro : kai???
Gyutaro : OH SO WE'RE PLAYING THIS GAME NOW
Gyutaro : WELL FUCK YOU TOO I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON UR OWN SPIT ASWELL