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Lauren Boston Money
Yesterday 10:02 AM
Holy fuck Roz. It's Lauren from Accounts @ Boston in case you deleted my number. Just telling you the office love you and we hope you're ok
Mel and Ali and Ruth too
I remember you
thanks
I am okay I think
Good. You will be, poppet
And from me personally:
SHANE fucking HOLLANDER you absolute LEGEND
EPIC PULL man
I was AWARE of your GAME but not THAT game
You absolute UNIT
Thanks auntie Lauren :)
Yesterday 06:25 PM
The Russian Lesbians @ Alt.Universe.Coffee say please can they have an autograph next time you play here. They have bought a new poster. And a poster of Hollander, too. I said I would ask. I'm not expecting a reply. You take care of You. But they are VERY dramatic about it.
Yes they are very Russian tell them I will come in for coffee
I will!! They'll be so happy
Today 09:15 AM
We all saw the statement I'm crying
You are official then!
My cousin in Montreal says "Ask him how it feels to be the Funniest Possible Outcome"
I already told her shut up and Hollander is the legend now
She says Hollander "has always been weirdly specific about everything"
Apparently you are a very specific everything
That is a weird poem ❤️
YOU are a weird poem❤️❤️❤️
You're a legend
You are an absolute unit
We love you babe❤️❤️❤️
And so do the Russian Coffee Lesbians, and nobody messes with them
They clarified Hollander is most welcome too, with or without you
Our VERY respectful compliments to the boyfriend 👀 holy FUCK he is hot
Reliable too, a keeper, is the consensus here. Nice one.
Thanks auntie Lauren :) All true.
If you ever want to say Hi lmk and I will tell Jonno to let you in
Free hugs and proper English anytime
Chaos English
Whole point, best kind