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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
An ice hockey player, best junior from Russia
He was big and strong, wearing #81
Played dirty on the ice, led the Russians to gold
And at each face-off, he would smirk at Hollander
Pressed right up against Shane for draft photos
Is it getting hot in here?
Side by side they ran off their frustrations
And right there’s a spark
Ra-Ra-Rozanov, first pick for rookie season
He got drafted by the Boston Bears
Ra-Ra-Rozanov, Russia’s greatest love machine
Though he denied it, Shane wanted him
His vicious rivalry, with Hollander would grow
But between each game, they would meet on the down low
He goal scored left and right, with his signature move
While he scored the heart of a pretty Ottawan
With a flourish and a flick of his stick
He carried them to finals
They fought for the win ‘gainst San Francisco
Bears’ first cup in years
Ra-Ra-Rozanov, holder of the Stanley cup
Dedicated the win to his mum
Ra-Ra-Rozanov, Russia’s greatest love machine
His feelings for Shane started to show
And as his playing got better, he took the Boston Bears
To the play offs again and again
Ilya Rozanov, the prince of hockey, ruled the rink, neck and neck with Hollander
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
He’s fucking obnoxious, his fans loved him for it
Saved his sharpest wit for those he was closest to
The roughest on the ice, he chirped with biting tone
But behind it all, Ilya hid a bleeding heart
Then when Marlow laid Shane out on the ice
Ilya was sick with worry
“Come to my cottage,” Shane kept demanding
And he really came
Ra-Ra-Rozanov, supporter of Scott Hunter
For being brave not as a player
Ra-Ra-Rozanov, Russia’s greatest love machine
Shane Hollander and he were in love
Ra-Ra-Rozanov, Ottawa Centaur’s Captain
He signed with them, instead of Boston?
Ra-Ra-Rozanov, Russia’s greatest love machine
He’ll find a way to be with his man
Oh, that Ilya