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A Beautiful Lesson In Unology

Summary:

Ronin and V discover some rather interesting and painful things about how Una's body works...

Notes:

(This series is mainly posted on the roserot discord server in the "KC OC - Una Blyth" thread in the rotting corner. These stories posted here are for the more mature and explicit fictions. I have since stopped posting OC content to my TikTok due to recent world events as I want to make space for them to be seen rather than my fanfiction.)

(There is a bible verse in this fanfiction but that is for story purposes. I'm a kemetist witch baptised Catholic at birth. I hope it doesn't come across as me trying to "convert" anyone to Christianity.)

(If I have written offensively, please let me know. I am sorry in advance if I have done this.)

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I pushed Una’s hair behind his ears and leaned in- Wait. His…ears…?

 

They were webbed and spindly… Fins!

 

Una’s eyes widened as soon as he realised I had noticed the Supernatural feature. He began hyperventilating. Oh no…

 

“Shh… Shh… Baby… What’s wrong?” I drawled to soothe him, leaning in to still go through with kissin’ him.

 

“Please don’t!” He flinched - must be assumin’ I was gonna harm instead of claim.

 

“Baby…” I held his face, rubbing my thumb across his cheek. “I’m not gonna get mad at ya for bein’ non-human, darlin’.”

 

“Marool… I’m a Half-Marool.”

 

“What’s that?”

 

“Marine devils that sing to sink ships.”

 

That sentence repeated in my head like a wedding church bell. Una…Una is a devil?! Una. My beloved. My darling. My raison d'être. He is the devilry I chase after. He is the rot I spill blood for. He is the manhood I’ve become. Why the fuck did he hide this from me for all these years?! I would’ve been at his knees sooner! No wonder I was drawn to him on the forums of our early teen youth! It was a calling from Hell! If only I had known, I wouldn’t have been wi- Nevermind. I can make up for it now…

 

“Oh, Una~!” I cried out in prayer as I threw off my shirt, baring my scarred chest to his own. “Your rotten divinity lies in my bed! The atrocity born from sin bestowed upon my wretched soul, may I lay upon your grotesqueness?”

 

“Ronin!” He scolded, sitting up. “I am not special!”

 

“Don’t fucking say that again.” I had to growl for him since the tears were comin’ back. “Half-Devil, Half-Hell’s Divine, all mine…”

 

I inhaled Una’s scent, so familiar, almost like my own… I shuddered and moaned. I can’t believe I didn’t notice it before. In return, I pulled the back of his camisole out so I could blow warm air down his back. He shivered. Good… I kept him in a tight embrace. I wasn’t going to let my devil go tonight at all…and forevermore…

 

“The other half, darlin’?” I asked to distract myself from my hardenin’.

 

“Leech.”

 

“Figures. Everybody in your cult’s got some Hirudo blessing, huh?”

 

“Yeah, it’s standard initiation.”

 

“Did’ja think I was gonna kill ya over this? I’m the Devil…”

 

“Yes.”

 

“Oh, darling... The only thing I’m destroyin’ is your demiboy-pussy if you want me to…”

 

Una immediately broke free and backed up into the corner of my room. I let him. I know how he became Kilwitch after all…

 

“As much as I’m g-grateful for the gender-reaffirmation, d-don’t court me, don’t have in-intercourse with me!” He trembled.

 

“Baby…” I shifted ‘round to face him. “I know… With what you’ve been through-”

 

“I’m disgusting!"

 

“What.”

 

“My anatomy, my female parts, my innards, all of it! Gross! Dangerous! Stay back!”

 

“Woah, woah, woah, Una-baby. What’s wrong?” I asked, holding my hands up as I stood up from the bed.

 

“A- Anatomy is… Uh…”

 

I walked over to my PC, sat down, and began hacking into their cult’s secret Una files. I would’ve normally gone “I love your grotesqueness” but he was currently thinking of himself as a threat to the Butcher… I couldn’t let my baby spiral. I found what I was looking for in the folder named “Una Physiology Examination Results”. As soon as I double clicked, I was met with documents and diagrams.

 

“Baby, come over.” I coaxed, curling two fingers at him - a promise for the future.

 

He leaned in beside me, giving me a delightful sight of those demon melons as I rested my head against them. I sighed loudly, no protest from him, his arms wrapping around me, I sighed even louder.

 

“You got the notes…” Una said. “I’m impressed.”

 

“I can hack any-”

 

“Impressed you would do this knowing if Mother found out she’d probably gut you for it.”

 

Would she?”

 

“I won’t say a word, but you’d have to probably join the cult or marry me to avoid being sentenced to death. I would marry you…t-to save your life.”

 

“Aw, darlin’... Let’s look at these files then, my groom-to-be~” I scrolled until I found the intimate anatomy section. “Bingo~! What’s this, baby?”

 

That is my blood bladder.” He explained. “I don’t excrete waste like a human. My intestinal villi are mini portals that teleport waste to rain back down to Earth. The blood bladder exists in case I drink too much blood and need to expel it like menstruation. It is the only intimate hole into my body. I have no reproductive organs or bowels.”

 

I hummed in acknowledgement before looking at the notes accompanying the blood bladder diagram. “It's a cute bladder… Shaped like a love-aorta.”

 

“Love-heart, Ronin.” Una so adorably corrected me. 

 

“What’s this? You went for a gyno appointment last week?”

 

“...I don't remember it. Maybe I shouldn't…”

 

I wondered why. He's a non-transitioner, proud of his pussy, so what happened to his precious future sheath for my forged sword? Who do I need to kill…? I read the following notes to answer my questions:

 

“Una Blyth experienced great distress during extraction of fluids found in their blood bladder. The patient kept calling out for a “Roni” and “Val” to “save me” during the procedure. They proceeded to have a psuedo-seizure afterwards lasting for five minutes. Analysis of the contents of their organ show recent development of urine producing capabilities as well as the making of an unidentified fluid similar to cervicovaginal mucus. The unidentified CVM had similar anaesthetic, drug-like properties as their saliva. We asked Una to talk about “Roni” and “Val” and their cheeks flushed pinker than usual with their pupils dilating. Then, they expressed a sudden need for the bathroom. We managed to collect more samples from this, but the patient was in agony - rather than arousal - as they excreted. Further examination is required immediately.”

 

I went cold when I reached the end of the notes. Una had let go of me and retreated into the corner of my room again. I spun my chair around slowly to face him.

 

“Baby?” I whispered. “Come here… It's okay… You're not in trouble… Roni's here to save ya, now… Shhh…”

 

I could see Una try to hold back as much as he could, but he inevitably gave in, and back to the Devil's arms he went. He was holding his pelvis and crying. I bridal carried him over to my bed and laid him down before climbing on top of him. I made sure my hardness pressed into the organ-of-his-woes to give relief.

 

“I'll sit on ya like this until you feel better, okay? Anytime you need me to…” I promised.

 

“Thank you…” He sighed.

 

“Roni? How adorable…”

 

“Yeah… Hope you don't mind…”

 

“You better have called out my nickname more than V's. If you had called out for V more then I would mind.”

 

“You two are so…so…”

 

“Your type?”

 

Una giggled. I decided to give him a further reason to do that. He needed it after tonight. After everything.

 

“So, you want the both of us?” I teased.

 

“What?! Ronin!” He scolded.

 

“You’ve got two hands for us to restrain, two legs for us to part, two melons, two fol-”

 

Una hit me gently with a pillow. I cackled.

 

“So, the only way you two are gonna get along is just to make love to me?!” He might’ve sounded mad, but he couldn’t hide the chuckle at the end.

 

“But, you only have one hole so we’ll still have to fight over that. The only good reason for V to hunt me down. I’d die for this pussy.”

 

Another pillow to the head, but it landed back onto his face. I laughed even louder.

 

“That’s what ya get, sweetheart.” I said as I removed the pillow from his head. “Now, where was I? Ah, yes. Got some numbing cum? Gonna make me high if I fuck ya?”

 

This time, it was a slap to the face with a string of piled up leeches. I felt the anaesthetic spit make my cheek fuzzy for a few seconds.

 

“Oh, baby~ Ah… Imagine me thrustin’ and you making my cock all tingly…” I let out an exaggerated moan.

 

“Ronin, stop… I’ve run out of things to softly smack you with.” Una groaned as his free hand rubbed his pelvis.

 

“Okay, bedtime for you… You’re a bit cranky, darlin’.”

 

I gave him the XL Devilwood band shirt I had and watched him change into it. He stopped when his fingers hooked into his panties.

 

“What’s wrong?” I asked.

 

“Am I allowed to take these off? I don’t intend to do anything to you! I swear!” Una worried.

 

“Babe, of course. Get comfortable… And if you need to grind on me durin’ the night you let me know, okay~?”

 


 

I had been woken up by Fluer in the middle of the night. It was of no inconvenience to me, she simply needed milk - as is her animal right to receive whenever she needs it. As I watched her lap at her drink in the bowl, I heard the server notification go off on my phone. If it was this late at night, it had to be serious so I went onto my computer.

 

It was from goreboy. As much I wanted to dismiss it, who he mentioned caught my attention and alarm:

 

@goreboy: this is about Una

Don’t Ignore this shit V

He Needs Help

 

@K9: What has happened to him? This better not be another one of your cruel games…

 

@goreboy: [Una Gynocology Examination Report.pdf}

[Una Blood Bladder Diagram.png]

[Una Blood Bladder notes.pdf]

 

I opened every file Ronin had sent me and my blood ran cold. I was about to chastise him for yet another invasion of privacy and breach of patient confidentiality…but this time I was immensely grateful - not that I would ever give him the satisfaction of knowing that. Poor Una… To have endured so much and I wasn’t even there to help him through it… I wanted to euthanise all the medical staff that had caused him pain and didn’t even stop when he was crying out for help.

 

I knew what I had to do.

 

@K9: goreboy, I will do my best to find out when Una’s future appointments are. I trust you’ll do the same. I’m not letting him go through this alone anymore.

 

@goreboy: if you Find Out before me Let Me Know yeah?

 

@K9: …

As much as I’d hate for you to witness Una in such a vulnerable state, he called out for you as well.

 

@goreboy: it’s Fine

i’ve Seen Him Naked before

 

@K9: You disgust me.

 

@goreboy: yeah yeah

hate your guts Too

but this is For Una

so Truce For Our Darling

 

@K9: Only for matters concerning Una.

Don’t forget, I still know how you treated him and his feelings for you back then.

 

@goreboy: …

 

@K9: Not even this can absolve you from what you have done.

 

Ronin had left me on read and set his status to offline. Good. I won’t let him forget the heartache he had inflicted onto my sweet Una. He must be haunted by this, it is only right and just that he is.

 


 

Proverbs 11:21 - “The wicked will not go unpunished, but those who are righteous will go free.”

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