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How to Accidentally Attract a Senior

Summary:

Rain is tired of hearing about P'Phayu.
So when the entire campus prepares heartfelt Valentine’s gifts for their beloved stoic icon, Rain submits an anonymous offering out of pure spite: the ugliest neon dinosaur he can find, complete with a note that is aggressively unromantic.
This would have been a perfect petty victory, if Phayu had ignored it like every other gift.
Instead, Phayu laughs for the first time in public, keeps the dinosaur, names it Dino-chan, and starts carrying it everywhere.
Lectures. Meetings. Hallways.
He even talks to it.
Now Rain is trapped in a waking nightmare as the only person who knows the truth, while Phayu quietly investigates the sender using handwriting analysis and suspiciously intense observation.
The more Rain tries to avoid him, the more interested Phayu becomes.
Featuring public embarrassment, weaponised politeness, one deeply cursed Valentine, and a senior who treasures the only gift that did not worship him.

Notes:

So! It is Valentine’s Day, and I am vibrating at a frequency that can only be described as “BoNoH on the brink.” Because today, exactly four years ago, Boss handed Noeul a flower when they were confirmed as Phayu and Rain in Love in The Air, and a love story that none of us were prepared for quietly began to unfold in all its ridiculous, beautiful glory. And four years later, here we all are, still hopelessly in love with them and with their love. Honestly, it is a great day to be a #BoNoH. The trailer for their new series Crazy Love : Moo Moo dropped on YouTube and I have not known peace since. I am a puddle. A soft, emotional, squeaky puddle. Please do not touch me. I will simply dissolve.

Now, about this story. I went into this week with a plan. A soft, floaty, fluffy, sugar-syrup, saccharine sweet Valentine’s story. I had the vibes. I had the aesthetics. I had the playlist. And then G sent me a prompt three days ago and my brain said, absolutely not, we are choosing chaos today. So all plans disappeared in a dramatic puff of glitter and here we are with something so wildly different that even I am staring at my own document like, ma’am… what is this. But also, I laughed while writing it, which means you are now contractually obligated to laugh while reading it. That is how this works.

This one is for all of us who believe that love does not always arrive in grand gestures and violins, but sometimes in the most ridiculous, inconvenient, and downright embarrassing ways. For love found in the silliest things. For love found in passion. For love found in friendship. For love found in doing what you love, with the people who make your heart feel like home. For a love like BossNoeul. For a love like PhayuRain. For a love like CirrusPhukan. For the kind of crazy, unhinged, slightly chaotic love that somehow lasts forever.

So buckle up, grab your snacks, prepare for secondhand embarrassment and a lot of feelings, and let us dive in. I promise you chaos. I promise you heart. And I promise you a Valentine’s story that absolutely did not follow the original brief.

Let us go.❤️

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: The Petty Blueprint

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The campus had been pink for three days. Not subtly pink. Not tastefully accented. Pink in the way that suggested a coordinated effort by a committee that had lost all sense of proportion and then been handed a larger budget. Paper hearts hung from the architecture building’s glass façade, each one carefully cut and laminated, rotating slightly whenever the warm afternoon wind moved through the courtyard. Ribbon had been tied to railings with structural precision that Rain privately found more impressive than the actual installations in the second-year model gallery. Someone had constructed a temporary archway made entirely of interlocking foam roses. It stood at the entrance like a ceremonial gate, forcing every student to walk beneath it whether they wished to participate in Valentine’s Day or not.
Rain did not wish to participate. He paused at the bottom of the stairs leading to the main studio hall and looked up at the banner stretched across the landing. The lettering had been rendered in elegant serif type, gold foil catching the light. VALENTINE WISH DROP ~ SHARE YOUR HEART❤️

Below it stood the table. The table was the problem. It had been placed with strategic visibility directly opposite the studio doors, which meant no one could enter or exit without seeing the growing mountain of gifts. There were boxes wrapped in velvet paper, satin ribbons tied in elaborate bows, clear display cases containing preserved roses, small architectural models that were definitely not part of any assignment, and at least three gift bags from brands that Rain knew cost more than his monthly food budget.

A handwritten sign had been placed at the front. For P’Phayu🥹~ Please leave your gifts here. Rain closed his eyes for a moment. When he opened them again, the table had not disappeared. “Still staring at it like it might collapse under poor load distribution?” Sky asked. Rain turned his head. Sky stood beside him with a notebook tucked under one arm and a cup of iced coffee in the other. His expression carried the mild amusement of someone who had been observing Rain’s silent suffering for several minutes. “It is structurally stable,” Rain said. “Unfortunately.” Sky followed his gaze to the table. “You have to admit, the ribbon work is impressive.” “I am not evaluating ribbon work,” Rain replied.

Students moved around them in small clusters, voices lowered but not enough to prevent the words from carrying. “Did you hear he pulled an all-nighter and still submitted first?” “They said his parametric model was used as an example in the faculty meeting.” “I saw him in the workshop yesterday. He fixed the laser cutter in five minutes.” Rain inhaled slowly through his nose. “God of Architecture,” someone whispered with reverence that Rain felt in his spine. He began walking toward the studio doors, each step measured, as if distance alone might reduce the volume of the conversation. It did not.

Inside, the studio had not been spared. Someone had attached heart-shaped sticky notes to the edges of drafting tables. A string of paper lanterns had been hung above the pin-up wall, casting a soft, warm light that did nothing to improve anyone’s line work. Sig waved from the far corner. Por and Ple sat beside him, surrounded by tracing paper and coloured markers that had been abandoned in favour of watching the spectacle outside. “You saw the table?” Por asked as Rain approached. “It is unavoidable,” Rain said. Ple leaned forward, eyes bright. “I counted at least forty boxes.” “Forty-two,” Sig corrected. “I went early this morning. There was a delivery from the business department. Large package. Premium wrapping.”

Rain set his bag down with deliberate care. “Why are you all tracking this.” “It is history,” Ple said. “No one has ever received this many Valentine gifts in this building.” “It is not history,” Rain replied. “It is excessive.” Sky dropped into the chair beside Rain’s desk. “You are just annoyed because you have to walk past it every day.” “I am annoyed,” Rain said evenly, “because we are in an academic institution.” Sig laughed. “And?” “And the focus should be on design work, not on the ritualistic offering of symbolic objects to a third-year student.”

Por grinned. “Not just any third-year.” Rain looked at him. Por lifted both hands in surrender. “I am just saying. He is… you know.” “I do not know,” Rain said. Ple leaned across the table. “Come on. You have seen his studio models. They are perfect.” “They are competent,” Rain said. Sky made a small choking sound into his coffee. “Competent,” Sig repeated. “You are calling the top student in the department competent.” Rain pulled out his notebook and flipped it open to a blank page. “I am acknowledging that he meets the expected standards for his level of study.” Por stared at him. “You are unbelievable.”

Rain began sketching a structural grid with clean, precise lines. The motion steadied him, graphite moving in controlled strokes across the page. Outside, a cheer went up. Someone had added another gift to the table. Sky twisted in his chair to look through the glass wall. “That one has lights.” “Of course it does,” Rain said. “Do you not think it is a little romantic?” Ple asked. “All these people appreciating someone’s work.”

Rain paused, pencil hovering above the paper. “They are not appreciating his work. They are mythologising him.” Sig tilted his head. “Is that not the same thing?” “No,” Rain said. “One is recognition. The other is projection.” Sky watched him for a moment, expression softening. “You really do not like the attention he gets.” “I do not like the way people talk about him,” Rain said. “As if he is not a person.” Por tapped the table. “You have never even spoken to him.” “That is because I have no reason to.” Ple smiled. “You are in the same building.” “So are the vending machines,” Rain replied. “I do not speak to them either.” Sky laughed out loud.

The studio door opened again, and a group of second-year students entered, voices overlapping. “They said the faculty are contributing this year.” “Professor Anan is sending something.” “Even the dean signed the card.” Rain’s pencil snapped. The sound was small but sharp, graphite breaking cleanly between his fingers. He looked down at the two pieces, then set them aside with careful precision. “The faculty,” he said. Sky winced. “Oh no.” Sig leaned back in his chair. “This is getting serious.”

Rain stood. He walked to the glass wall and looked out at the table again. The accumulation of objects had reached a point where the surface was no longer visible. Ribbons draped over the edges like decorative load-bearing elements. A bouquet of white lilies had been placed in the center, taller than the rest, as if marking a focal point in a poorly balanced composition.

Students gathered around it in reverent clusters, taking photographs. “God of Architecture,” someone said again, softer this time, as if the title required a lower register. Rain felt something settle into place behind his sternum. Not anger. Not exactly. A decision. He turned back toward his desk. Sky watched him carefully. “You are thinking,” he said. “I am always thinking,” Rain replied. “No,” Sky said. “You are planning.” Rain picked up a new pencil and began sketching again, lines sharper now, more deliberate. “Rain,” Ple said slowly, “what are you planning?”

Rain did not look up. “Nothing dramatic,” he said. “I simply believe that equilibrium should be restored.” Sig blinked. “That sounds dramatic.” Rain closed his notebook. Outside, another gift was added to the table, applause following as if a performance had just concluded. Rain looked at the sign one more time. For P'Phayu. He exhaled. “This,” he said quietly, “has gone too far.”

Sky set his coffee down. “Rain.” Rain picked up his bag. “I will be back before the afternoon review,” he said. “Where are you going?” Por asked. Rain paused at the door, the pink banner visible above the corridor beyond. “To participate,” he said. Sky covered his face with one hand.

Rain stepped into the hallway and walked toward the exit, past the table, past the mountain of carefully curated admiration, past the sign written in careful lettering. He did not look at it again. Behind him, the studio buzzed with speculation.

Ahead of him, the courtyard opened into sunlight and the distant line of shops beyond the campus gates. Rain’s stride was calm. His mind was not. By the time he reached the gate, the decision had fully formed. If the campus insisted on turning a student into a monument, then a counterbalance was required. Not cruelty. Not confrontation. Something small. Something anonymous. Something that would remind everyone that the so-called God of Architecture was, in fact, mortal.

Rain stepped out into the street, already scanning the storefronts with quiet purpose. He believed, with complete certainty, that he had identified a necessary intervention. He also believed, with equal certainty, that no one would ever trace it back to him. He allowed himself a single, brief smile. Rain believed that he had already won.

The stationery shop did not sell dinosaurs. Rain discovered this after five minutes of scanning shelves filled with pastel envelopes, metallic pens, scented stickers, and an entire rotating display of miniature heart-shaped paper clips that appeared to serve no functional purpose beyond existing in large quantities.

He stood in the center aisle, hands clasped behind his back, evaluating the inventory with the same focus he applied to structural models. A small speaker near the counter played instrumental music that Rain suspected had been selected specifically to encourage romantic decision-making. It did not have the intended effect. “Looking for a Valentine card?” the shopkeeper asked. “No,” Rain said. The shopkeeper waited.

Rain nodded once, a polite acknowledgment that did not invite further conversation, and moved toward the back of the store. If the objective was balance, then the method required precision. He did not intend to be cruel. The plan was not to cause harm, embarrassment, or public spectacle. The plan was to introduce a counterpoint. A single object that disrupted the aesthetic consistency of the offerings without drawing attention to its origin. Something inexpensive. Something aesthetically incompatible with the rest of the table. Something that could not be interpreted as admiration.

Rain paused in front of a rack of gift wrap. Velvet paper. Embossed foil. Textured linen. He moved past them. The lower shelf held plain cardboard boxes in varying sizes. The material was thin, the edges uneven, the colour an unremarkable shade between beige and regret. He selected the smallest one and tested the lid. It did not close cleanly. He placed it in his basket. “Do you need ribbon?” the shopkeeper asked. “No,” Rain said. He paid in exact change and left the store.

Outside, the afternoon heat had intensified, sunlight reflecting off parked vehicles and the glass façade of a nearby café. Students moved past him in pairs, several carrying shopping bags that bore the same soft pink branding as the decorations on campus. Rain adjusted the strap of his bag and continued down the street.

The second shop sold novelty items. Rain hesitated at the entrance. The display window contained objects that appeared to have been designed with the explicit intention of being purchased impulsively and regretted later. Plush animals in improbable colours. Plastic crowns. Battery-powered candles. A rubber chicken wearing sunglasses.

Rain stepped inside. A bell rang above the door. The air smelled faintly of synthetic strawberry. Shelves extended from floor to ceiling, each one packed with objects that defied categorization. Rain moved slowly, scanning each section with clinical attention. Bears were unsuitable. They carried connotations that were too aligned with the existing offerings. He passed a row of pastel rabbits. He passed a stack of heart-shaped pillows. He stopped. On the third shelf from the bottom, partially obscured behind a pile of neon slinkies, sat a dinosaur. It was green.

Not a natural green. A saturated, luminous green that suggested a misunderstanding of both biology and colour theory. Purple spikes ran along its back in uneven intervals. The eyes were not aligned. One sat slightly higher than the other, giving the creature an expression that could only be described as structurally compromised. The stitching along the jaw was visible. One of the feet was larger than the other.

Rain reached out and lifted it from the shelf. It was soft, but not evenly filled. The torso leaned slightly to one side, as if the internal support had shifted during manufacturing. The tail curved at an angle that did not correspond to any known species. Rain turned it over. A small tag read: DINO FRIEND. Rain considered this. He held the dinosaur at arm’s length and evaluated its silhouette. It was, without question, the least aesthetically coherent object in the store. It was perfect.

He carried it to the counter. The cashier, a university student wearing a mechanical engineering badge, looked up and blinked. “Interesting choice,” he said. “It is for a project,” Rain replied. The cashier scanned the tag. “We do not get many of these. The supplier sent the wrong colour batch.” Rain nodded. “That is acceptable.” “Do you want a gift bag?” “No.” “Wrapping paper?” “No.” The cashier placed the dinosaur on the counter. It leaned to one side and remained there. Rain paid and left. He put the dinosaur in his bag, maintaining a neutral expression as he walked back toward campus.

Back in the studio, the noise level had increased. The table outside was now partially obscured by students taking photographs with their phones held at carefully curated angles. Sky looked up as Rain entered.

Sky’s gaze moved from Rain’s face to the object he took out of his bag. Sky stood. “Rain,” Sky said carefully, “what is that?” Rain set the dinosaur on his desk. Sig, Por, and Ple leaned forward in unison. “That,” Rain said, “is an intervention.” Por covered his mouth with both hands. Ple made a sound that did not correspond to any known language. Sig leaned closer. “It is… green.” “It is aggressively green,” Sky said.

Rain sat down and opened his notebook. “Its aesthetic incompatibility with the existing gift set will introduce necessary contrast.” Sky lowered himself slowly into his chair. “You bought an ugly dinosaur.” “It is not ugly,” Rain said. “It is structurally unconventional.” Por began to laugh. Ple pointed at the spikes. “Why are they purple?” “They are uneven,” Sig added. Rain turned a page in his notebook. “That is part of its design language.”

Sky leaned across the table. “You are not actually going to put that on the gift table.” Rain picked up a pen. “I will,” he said. Sig stared at him. “Rain.” “It will be anonymous,” Rain continued. “It will not contain identifying features.” Por wiped his eyes. “You are going to give P’Phayu a neon dinosaur.” Rain began writing on a separate sheet of paper, his handwriting precise, evenly spaced. “It will be placed among the other gifts,” he said. “It will not disrupt the process.” He kept the dino back in his bag.

Ple leaned closer, trying to read. “What are you writing?” Rain angled the paper away. “A message,” he said. Sky watched him, expression shifting from amusement to something more cautious. “Rain.” “The message will not be hostile,” Rain said. “It will be corrective.” Sig tilted his head. “Define corrective.” Rain paused, considering his phrasing with care. “The current narrative lacks proportionality,” he said. “A counterstatement is required.”

Por pressed his forehead against the table. Ple whispered, “This is going to end badly.” Sky looked at the dinosaur, then at Rain. “You are very calm about this.” Rain finished a line of text and moved to the next. “Precision requires calm,” he said. Sky exhaled slowly. “You do realise that if anyone finds out….” “No one will,” Rain said. He wrote for several minutes, the others watching in varying states of disbelief. When he finished, he folded the paper into a narrow strip.

Sig leaned forward again. “Is it mean.” Rain considered this. “It is honest,” he said. Sky closed his eyes briefly. “Rain.” Rain placed the folded note beside the dinosaur. “The intervention will occur at an optimal time,” he said. “Preferably when the table is unattended.” Por lifted his head. “You have thought this through.”

Rain nodded. Ple looked between Rain and the dinosaur. “I do not know if I should stop you or help you.” “You should do neither,” Rain said. “This is an individual action.” Sky tapped the table lightly. “Rain.” Rain looked at him. Sky held his gaze for a long moment, searching for hesitation. He did not find any. “Just… be careful,” Sky said. Rain inclined his head.

The studio door opened again, and another wave of conversation about P’Phayu entered with the new arrivals. Rain folded the note once more, ensuring the edges aligned perfectly. He placed the dinosaur back into his bag, positioning it so the spikes would not distort the fabric. Outside, the table continued to grow. Rain closed his notebook. The plan had moved from concept to execution. He felt no doubt. Only a quiet, steady certainty that the equilibrium of the system was about to be restored.

Rain waited until the studio thinned. Late afternoon brought a predictable shift in occupancy. Students with earlier reviews left first, followed by those who preferred to work in the workshop. By the time the wall clock reached the hour mark before evening consultations, the noise level had dropped to a manageable hum. Sky remained. Sky always remained. He sat across from Rain with his laptop open, though his attention had not been on the screen for several minutes. His gaze drifted, returned, drifted again, settling each time on Rain’s bag as if it contained a volatile material.

Rain ignored this. He spread a sheet of tracing paper across his desk and placed the folded note at the top edge, aligning it with the grid beneath. Precision in small tasks produced clarity in larger ones. The pen he selected had a fine tip. Ink consistency mattered. “You are still going to do this,” Sky said. “Yes,” Rain replied. Sky exhaled slowly. “I am not stopping you. I am just acknowledging that this is happening.” Rain nodded.

He unfolded the paper. The text he had drafted earlier remained legible, the strokes even, spacing deliberate. However, the phrasing required refinement. The objective was not to cause offense. The objective was to introduce dissonance. Rain crossed out a line and rewrote it with adjusted wording. Sky leaned forward despite himself. “Is that… an insult?” “It is an observation,” Rain said. “You wrote that his structural ego requires seismic recalibration.” “That is metaphorical,” Rain replied. Sky pressed his lips together, shoulders shaking slightly.

Rain continued. The language became more inventive as he progressed. Each line balanced on the edge between critique and absurdity, carefully avoiding direct personal attack while undermining the myth that had formed around Phayu’s reputation. He wrote about pedestal instability. He wrote about the dangers of overloading a single column. He wrote about how even reinforced concrete exhibited stress fractures under excessive worship.

Sky covered his face with one hand. “You are using architectural metaphors to insult him.” “I am using architectural metaphors to restore proportional discourse,” Rain said. Sig returned briefly to retrieve a forgotten notebook and froze in the doorway. “Is that the dinosaur?” Sig asked. “It is,” Sky said. Sig stepped closer, eyes wide. “You are actually doing it.”

Rain did not look up. Sig read a portion of the note and made a strangled sound. “Rain.” “It is accurate,” Rain said. Sig shook his head in admiration that bordered on alarm. “This is the bravest thing I have ever seen.” “It is anonymous,” Rain replied. Sig glanced toward the door. “I was not here.” He left. Sky lowered his hand. “You do realise that if he reads this, he will know the writer is from architecture.” “That is statistically probable,” Rain said. “And you are one of the top students in first year,” Sky added. “There are several top students,” Rain said. Sky stared at him. “You are impossible.”

Rain finished the final line. He reviewed the text for alignment, then refolded the paper with exact symmetry, creating a narrow rectangle that would fit between the dinosaur’s stitched jaw. He opened his bag and removed the object.

Sky watched, transfixed. “You are… fixing it,” Sky said. “Presentation matters,” Rain replied. He examined the spikes, smoothing one that had folded against the fabric. He straightened the uneven foot so the dinosaur could stand without immediate collapse. For a moment, Rain studied it with the same critical eye he applied to physical models. “It is structurally unsound,” he said. Sky laughed quietly. “It is a plush toy.”

Rain inserted the folded note into the dinosaur’s mouth, guiding it between the stitched teeth until only a small edge remained visible. He turned the dinosaur slightly to the left. Sky tilted his head. “Why?” “Visual balance,” Rain said.
The late light filtered through the studio windows, casting elongated shadows across the desks. The atmosphere shifted toward evening, conversation outside the room fading into distant echoes. Rain closed his bag and stood. Sky stood as well. “I am coming with you,” Sky said. “That is unnecessary,” Rain replied. “I am not letting you commit architectural treason alone,” Sky said. Rain considered this. “Very well,” he said. They stepped into the corridor.

The Valentine installations had taken on a different character under the warmer light. The paper hearts cast overlapping shadows on the floor. The foam rose archway appeared less intrusive, though still structurally questionable. The gift table remained. It had grown again. Boxes now extended beyond the original boundary, a secondary surface having been added to accommodate the overflow. A bouquet of red roses had replaced the white lilies at the center. A small framed photograph of Phayu’s award from the previous semester had been placed beside a crystal paperweight shaped like a heart.

Rain paused at a distance. Students clustered around the table, but fewer than earlier. Conversations were quieter, the energy subdued as evening approached. “We wait,” Rain said. Sky nodded. They stood near the notice board, pretending to read announcements while Rain monitored the table’s occupancy pattern. Groups approached, deposited gifts, lingered briefly, and then moved away. Rain tracked the intervals. After several minutes, the table was unattended. “Now,” Rain said. Sky made a small noise that might have been a prayer.

Rain walked forward with measured steps, each movement controlled. He did not hurry. He did not look around. The table loomed larger as he approached, the accumulated gifts forming a topography of colour and texture. Satin ribbons reflected the light. Metallic wrapping crinkled softly in the breeze from the corridor. Rain placed his bag on the edge of the table. He opened it. The box containing the dinosaur emerged once more, its plain beige surface almost luminous against the muted tones of the surrounding packages.

For a brief moment, Rain hesitated. Not from doubt. From alignment. He scanned the table and selected a position near the front, where the object would be visible but not immediately central. Between a velvet-wrapped box and a bouquet tied with lace ribbon, there was a gap. Rain placed the dinosaur there. Its weirdly shaped box caused it to lean slightly toward the velvet box. Rain adjusted it until it stood independently. He closed his bag. A student’s laughter echoed from the far end of the corridor. Rain stepped back. The box sat among the offerings, its neon green contents that would surely disrupt the palette. It was, Rain noted with quiet satisfaction, impossible to ignore.

Sky appeared at his side. “It is… very noticeable,” Sky said. “That is the point,” Rain replied. They turned and walked away at a normal pace, neither accelerating nor looking back. Behind them, the table remained unchanged, the hidden dinosaur now part of the arrangement. Rain’s pulse remained steady. The operation had been executed without detection. The counterbalance had been introduced. He felt a brief, precise sense of equilibrium restored. He believed, with equal certainty, that no one would ever trace the object to him. Rain believed that he had won.