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What Decepticons Do Behind Closed Doors

Summary:

What exactly, do the Decepticons do when not raiding human facilities? When not killing or deceiving, making species endangered and destroying worlds?

Notices, recordings, comm messages, diaries (!?) and more! What the Autobots cannot see.. this is the Decepticons Behind Closed Doors.

Or

Various short texts centric around the Decepticons. No real plan or plot. Not in chronological order.

Notes:

So.. I don’t really have a plan for this.. I just like the Decepticons and wanted to write with them in it. Not all chapters might even contain Decepticons lol (they will have something to do about them in some way though).

There WILL be plot. I already have various ideas. Just don’t expect anything really.

Important for this chapter: The text in italics are written by different cons, they’re not part of the notice. I wrote it in another color, but Ao3s HTML wouldn’t show it.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Public Notice (1)

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NOTICE: DECREE OF UTTER IMPORTANCE

Order: Decepticon units stationed under Megatron will hereby record personal sentiments on personalized data-pad. Effective immediately upon retrieval of data-pad. Do not self-censor. Failure to comply will result in punishment. Punishment may range from nocturnal monitor duty to brig time.                                                                                        :(                                Frag me                                      
Purpose: Minimizing incidents caused by emotional outbursts. [See Froids study on consequences of emotional suppression]  LIES     Why?

Additional Information: Data-pads will be given by Communication Officer Soundwave during next collective briefing. No individual is to be excluded for any reason, this includes high ranking officers. 

/This Notice has been brought to you by:

Soundwave, Communications Officer  <- Always watching

Megatron, Ruling Decepticon Commander

                                                                        FRAGGING GLICTH    *GLITCH

                                                                                                                   FRAG YOU

Notes:

This is a justification for making Decepticons who would DEFINITELY NOT have diaries write in them anyway lmao.

Also the public notices aren’t necessarily put up by High Command. Imagine a public board if you will.

This is what the chapter was SUPPOSED to look like, to anyone curious:
https://www.tumblr.com/burbur178/808465614238859264/httpsarchiveofourownorgworks79447151chapters

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